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hi idiot

[milknjuice-deactivated20190908]

i’m trying a new thing called activities

[milknjuice-deactivated20190908]

“activities” is where you do different things like play an instrument or plant a garden

[flashfuneral]

tell me more

[milknjuice-deactivated20190908]

i’ve said too much already

[merriweatherpostpavilion]

received this incomprehensible email from my ornithology professor

[fgrobichiko]

the fucking eagles got him

[spaghetti-botticelli]

[thetwoofusagainstthequaternary]

why is it so demeaning to imagine that your ancestors could’ve been this cool at some point????

[playthatthing]

@creationists do not talk to me or my land-conquering fish grandpa ever again

[dr-dendritic-trees]

I love my fish grandpa.

[wayneradiotv]

i see this in my peripheral vision at all times

[marisatomay]

might fuck around and read a 500 page physical published book in one sitting like it’s 2006 and I’m being bullied in middle school so I take refuge in the library and inhale books at a frightening speed that I have not been able to replicate since

[everythingfox]

Boing

[elisamaza]

[irlmicolash]

you: hey

me: *turns around and accidentally hits you with my comically long plague doctor mask* what

[riovidalll]

thought this would be useful information for the people of tumblr dot com

[wolg-fang]

This would be so helpful if I could actually read

[buttpoems]

a drawing about optimism

[lbm11-archive]

I don’t know why but that last line made me laugh really hard

[shesaysisweartoomuch]

this is one of my favourite comic strips of all time

[omegaboner]

a girl in one of my classes sent out an email saying “you’ll be having a furry classmate this semester” and my heart stopped but she was talking about her service dog

[pokeballin]

[justanotherass]

[eelizabit]

men b like wow I’ve never met a girl who liked music before..

[hergraveyard]

You obviously know nothing about men if this is what you think they say

[auckie]

Men will see a mouse and eat it

[hergraveyard]

No they won’t because why would anyone eat a mouse that’s stupid not all men are bad and not all men are stupid you may have had a bad experience with a man but not all men are bad granted there bad men but instantly accusing all men as bad is immature I’m dating a man and he is nowhere near stupid and I know for a fact that he won’t eat a mouse and in pretty sure I could name at least five other men that won’t do something as immature as that and saying that a man will see a mouse and eat it won’t get you a anywhere with a man if anything it will drive them away.

[auckie]

A man will see a mouse and be like is anyone else gonna eat this and not wait for an answer

[swimming-in-shattered-stars]

[rivie-art]

mum says it’s my turn with the carbon

[simnostalgia]

Fun Fact: Despite how many times The Sims has changed art styles, they’ll often reuse assets by just slightly altering them for the new game. One example of this is the pigeon model that they’ve been reusing and slightly changing since 2004.

[pizzaback-deactivated20201011]

why fix something if it aint broke

[cesaray]

[lloerwyn-deactivated20201104]

Davy Jones is honestly one of my favourite movie villains because he’s so Extra. He introduces himself by saying ‘Do you fear death?’ and he plays the spooky pipe organ with his tentacle beard while pining over lost love. He knows his aesthetic and he owns it.

[the-greatish-gatsby]

Forgot about pirates of the Caribbean and spent a solid minute tryna figure out when the ghost man asked spongebob if he fears death