[fujwow]

Changelle accepted @etherealgrape drawed this and I colored it, took me only a day. It’s my first try trying to color in line art ＼( 'ω')／

Sorry I messed up on yuu hair and don’t know how to link

[etherealgrape]

OMGGGGGG

[tanijrou]

I have nothing to offer 

so have this 

[writing-prompt-s]

They say if you write down your wish on a piece of paper, put it in a glass bottle, and give it to the sea, your wish might come true.

You have made it your mission to sail the seas finding these bottles and making the wishes written on them come true.

[pemprika]

for crx!!! these kids go thru a lot but they’re so strong when together;;

[the-bluespirit]

[awkwardzenitsu]

he’d be the type to wear a fedora and constantly he saying m’lady

[daglout]

but zenitsu

[red-capes-and-wolves]

The Serapuchi Halloween special for anyone interested.

[ofstarsgazing]

Harley & Harith skin(s) headcanon!

Harley —

Mage Genius

- sarcastic af :))

- caring ++++

- gentle bOi

- will help you do your homework

- sometimes outsmart you

- butterfly kisses!!!!

Naughty Joker

- as naughty as his name sounds :))

- will prank you

- but will be sorry if his prank go that far

- kind of crazy

- slightly possessive

- will let you boop his red clown nose

Royal Magister

- a very good boi

- is so soft

- so kind!!!

- lets you pat his head

- loves kissing you on your forehead

- looks so evil but is a baby boi

- you are the one who tie his hair into a smOl ponytail

Referee

- rarely has time for you bc of his job :(

- very VERY cheesy

- he met you in the football stadium, you sat on the front row which lead to him noticing you & fell in love instantly

- loves stealing kisses ;) (especially when you are too focused on something)

- sometimes stealing kisses would lead to a heated session :0!!

Great Inventor

- says the worst and the cheesiest pickup lines

- met you in the library

- constantly stalking you after he fell in love at first sight when he saw you in the library

- after a long long long time of stalking, he finally countered you and the two of you went on a date :)

- possessive

- gets jealous easily

- "dOn'T sTarE at mY gIrlFriEnD!1!!"

- sometimes his possessiveness would take over and he would kidnap- jk take you home with him and ya know ;)

V.E.N.O.M. Octopus

- yandere bOi

- very obsessed with you

- the most possessive amongst them all

- also get jealous easily like Great Inventor

- kisses you on the neck and then it will most likely turn into a heated make out session with him ;)

- i n s a n e

- you’re the only one who can calm him down

- flirts with you most of the time

- cute and scary at the same time, wtf

Harith —

Time Traveller

- very very gentle

- what a soft bOi

- ask for you permission most of the time

- "(Y/n), can I fight Harley? :DDD" "hArItH, nO— >:000"

- kisses you on the cheek

- kind of a flirt

- sacrifices himself for you 🤧

- piggyback rides!

Savannah Cat

- cute boi!

- a bit shy but won't hesitate to ask for a kiss from you

- hugs you from behind

- loves tackling you for no reason

- surprises you most of the time

- too pure for this world

- "I love you, (Y/n)," "Harith, for the hundreth time today—"

Stardust

- BOI WHAT A FLIRT

- very happy to make you blush

- kind of a yandere

- looks like a baby boi but is actually evil

- would keep you in his room & lock you there THE WHOLE DAY

- slowly drives you insane bc he kept locking you in his room

- if kidnapping is a hobby then it would be his

- horny most of the time ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[vincent-van-gtg]

[fitnessdesire]

Can’t risk it

[laderdesders1]

The duck of creativity. I waited so long for it.

[panicattheeverywhere4]

c a n t  r i s k  i t 

[yiprincessart]

Miraculous but Kagerou Days AU =w=

Had a lot of fun working on this asdaskldjasf felt the need to gif it-

[shima-draws]

We can make it better!!

[kevinarsenault]

T’was a good vacation for me!

[giffing-su]

[yosaun-deactivated20201111]

[dxactivatxdusxr]

A group of rough looking boys walked past me today and all I heard of their conversation was “he’s got that anxiety disorder bro so I went with him so he’d be more comfortable” and it made me realise the world isn’t all that bad

[fitzefitcher]

#this is team skull

[its-just-a-phage]

The pet store I worked at had a pen with rabbits near the front door. On every side of the pen were huge signs saying “You can pet me, but don’t pick me up!” One day two absolutely huge guys came in and one immediately reaches into the pen to grab a rabbit. Before i could say anything his friend grabbed his arm and asked him “did you see the sign?” He said “yeah! it says that you can pick them up but don’t pet them!” Then he went quiet for a moment and softly said “I didn’t read it right did I?” And his friend just puts his arm on his shoulder and said “its ok, i know you’ve got that thing where words get mixed up. Let just pet these cute lil shits” And I still haven’t gotten over that interaction.

[yallmightt]

I was walking my dog through Boston bc he likes the likes car rides. He’s a little thing tbh we call him short and long. So this huge scary man with a full beard approaches me like “hey can my buddy and I pet your dog? He gets nervous around dogs but your’s is so small I think it’s a good place to start.” Ofc I was like “yes he’s very friendly!” So this guy brings his equally big friend over and they sit on the floor while this man looks terrified of my tiny dog so big man number one asks “can I pick him up?” And i say yes so he picks him up and puts him on man number two’s lap and man number two is abt to freak out and his friend straight up just goes “hey man, it’s okay just relax I’d never let anything hurt you. He’s a good boy.” I’ll never forget it ever bc I know that man looked at me (5'3 , glasses, probably wearing a sweater vest) and my dog (kinda goofy looking little thing) and was like ‘ah yes the two least intimidating living things I’ve seen in Boston all day he’ll feel relaxed around them’ and went out of his way to help his friend. It makes me so happy

[anotherdayforchaosfay]

My husband had this Dungeons and Dragons group ages ago, and one of the guys was TERRIFIED of cats.  The moment he sees one he freezes up and can barely breathe.  Said guy is almost seven feet tall and solid wall of muscle.  Whenever he came over I’d put the cats in the bedroom and chill out with a book because my cats don’t like being shut away without one of us. 

One of my cats was pawing at the door and meowing loudly, an indication she REALLY needs to use the litter box.  I let her out and decide, hey, I’m hungry, and decide to the kitchen.  I forgot to shut the bedroom door. 

Next thing I hear is the group going completely silent.  My husband very calmly asks me to come over and help him gather our two cats up.  I go over to where the group is and my black cat, Cacoa, is rubbing up against the guy’s leg, purring, and doing her “let me on your lap” meow.  The other cat, Jasper, is sitting at the window, chilling out.  I go over and pick up Cacoa and tell the big dude she’s harmless, loves laps, and would be thrilled if he pet her.  Very slowly he touches my cat’s face, and she leans right into his hand.  He then pets her back and sighs because she’s really soft and purring like mad.  After a few minutes he asks how to pick her up and if it’s okay if she sits on his lap.

He spent the next six hours spoiling my cat.  The next week he showed up with cat treats and toys because he fell in love with the cats.  He told me he was doing some research on house cats, and even talked to a vet about them.  A couple months later he adopted two cats and was as thrilled and excited as a new parent. 

[ruffboi-mags]

Oh no a new one!!!

[jack-the-lion]

Blessed post.

[anaalihelmisimpukka]

I used to work at this stable for icelandic horses and every now and then this man would turn up by the field to just watch the horses. One time I walked by him as I was going to get the horses inside, and he went ”I always wanted to learn how to ride but I’m afraid of horses because they’re so huge. If I could ride ponies like this, maybe I’d dare but now I’m too big and heavy for them.” You should have seen his face when I told them that actually they’re not ponies, just small horses and they could totally carry him. His face just lit up. Next thing I’m helping him to get on back. Today he knows how to ride.

[stealthclaw1]

A few years ago my sister and I were in Daytona Beach, and we saw this huge, burly biker. Looked like the stereotypical biker: big black beard, the goggles, leather, and a bandana. He also had a baby carrier, and in that baby carrier was a tiny little orange Pomeranian. We complimented his dog and he said, in one of the deepest voices I’ve ever heard, “thanks, his name’s Little Bear!” And he told us about how he’d take Little Bear out on his motorcycle everyday and how much the dog loved it.

[depressedanxietydeath]

Such a lovely post.

[coolsaddad-blog]

Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue.

[feels-for-the-fictional]

I have been waiting for this post all my life.

[marzipanandminutiae]

They are indeed purple, But one thing you’ve missed: The concept of “purple” Didn’t always exist.

Some cultures lack names For a color, you see. Hence good old Homer And his “wine-dark sea.”

A usage so quaint, A phrasing so old, For verses of romance Is sheer fucking gold.

So roses are red. Violets once were called blue. I’m hugely pedantic But what else is new?

[ineptshieldmaid]

My friend you’re not wrong About Homer’s wine-ey sea! Colours are a matter Of cultural contingency;

Words are in flux And meanings they drift But the word purple You’ve given short shrift.

The concept of purple, My friends, is old And refers to a pigment once precious as gold.

By crushing up molluscs From the wine-dark sea You make a dye: Imperial decree

Meant that in Rome, to wear purpura was a privilege reserved

For only the emperor!

The word ‘purple’, for clothes so fancy, Entered English By the ninth century

.

Why then are voilets Not purple in song? The dye from this mollusc, known for so long

Is almost magenta; More red than blue. The concept of purple is old, and yet new.

The dye is red, So this might be true: Roses are purple And violets are blue

.

[squeeful]

While this song makes me merry, Tyrian purple dyes many a hue From magenta to berry And a true purple too.

But fun as it is to watch this poetic race The answer is staring you right in the face: Roses are red and violets are blue Because nothing fucking rhymes with purple.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

[last-flight-of-dickarus]

Hirple - To limp or walk awkwardly

Cirple - An old Scots word for the hindquarters of a horse

[nobodybetterhavethisoneoriswear]

“Roses are red, violets are purple,

My boner for you has caused me to hirple.”

…

My, how romantic!

[wouldthatcreationhadformedmeman]

DYING. I AM DYING.

[kiranovember]

Calling theshitpostcalligrapher! We need @theshitpostcalligrapher

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

@kiranovember u better buy this as a commission lmao

[simonalkenmayer]

This post has evolved.

[minotaur-in-my-labyrinth]

I am 100 percent all for every part of this thread. I have laughed loudly and long. Thank you, thou glorious purple-hirple rhyme.

[writing-prompt-s]

Those who have the ability to travel through time at their own will have but a fair price to pay for traveling; if you travel back in time, you lose a memory. If you travel into the future, you won’t remember a future event in your life. The further you travel, the “bigger” the memory is that one would sacrifice. This exchange is permanent.