[ethosfap]

adult male, this is my sideblog for horny shitposting & occasional art. mostly focused on e.tho <3

dm for my main n_n and also feel free to ramble in my asks i love it

[ethosfap]

bdouble "it could be a three man" oo ending the ship wars once and for all ....

[filyahehh]

arguing with my friend over this picture because he doesn't believe me that i'm a sfw artist

[brawnie]

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again but Geminitay is what happens when a 14yearold fujoshi MCYT fan gets a monkeys paw wish

[brawnie]

I wish that I got to play with allll my favorite YouTube boys and that they all had crushes on me but they still flirted with each other in front of me 🌸✨ but I’m still better at the game than them and I get to show them how cool i am! What a dream come true uwu 🌸 surely I won’t spend the entirety of my professional career cringing at the most awkward men I’ve ever spoken to in my life

[smoothstone-butch]

old school ethubs has so much of bdubs enjoying etho being lost/confused/out of his depth. I think when they have sex for the hundredth time etho bats his eyelashes when bdubs is initiating things and says "what are you doing?" all faux confused and bdubs is just powering ahead like "I'm gonna make you feel good, sweetheart" and etho continues like "but it's my first time..." and bdubs doesn't know what the hell he's saying and why he's being so coy and blushing about something they've done a lot, so etho sighs a little frustrated and goes "...I don't know what to do... so you'll have to show me?" and bdubs' eyes roll back instantly. they both cringe pretty hard about it after but when etho looks up at bdubs all dazed and shy and asking him to relearn all the things he already knows so well about his body? what's bdubs meant to do

[panstep]

o this is old but not bad

[eatsroad]

[yurityn]

self conscious mumbo so embarrassed about everything he does and every part of him. he's bright red every time he takes off his shirt . hates the way the fat sits on his body, but he cant help but have more snacks despite himself. on god we're all squeezing his tits

[ethosfap]

Fine bdubs. I will top etho myself. Since you are so fucking complicated

[pansyfemme]

they need to make a strap that prematurely ejaculates

[pansyfemme]

this post was originally going to be “they need to make a strap that has erectile dysfunction” but i realized thats just a packer so

[contrarian1103]

Xisuma feels so nervous and sleazy about wanting to fuck Mumbo because Mumbo was his youngest hermit for soooo long and as admin he needs to be proper and have that degree of separation. Meanwhile Mumbo has tried every angle in the book coming onto Xisuma with exactly zero success. He wants him so bad. Keralis finally gets fed up with Xisuma being a coward so he arranges Mumbo coming over to join them.

He ends up holding Xisuma's hips while he's thrusting into Mumbo. Making him keep going and making sure he breeds up Mumbo just the way that Mumbo has been dreaming of for seasons. Mumbo sucks off Keralis sloppy style as thanks btw

[ethosfap]

Having an awful week clawing at my sexy pinup poster of e.thoslab oh e.tho we're really in it now

[evilryx]

if ethoslab feels strangely euphoric about my posts that "misgender" her, she can look at her nothing and no one to feel better

[ethosfap]

Groping his bdoubleoobs

[ethosfap]

In other news been clipping a bunch of old OOGE vids where bdubs is like clearly intoxicated and starts getting super flirty with etho and hhheeee7rr74ugghhhurrugghhuhhg. When they meet irl first thing she's doing is suggest they get blasted. Not for any ulterior motives of course .

[ethosfap]

Hardly a writer but making a 2nd AO3 account to write weirdo pervert Etho getting bdubs intoxicated on their first meeting and then taking him back home and jerking him off crazy style while they watch porn together

[ethosfap]

I finally got my AO3 invite and the site is fufking DOWN LMFAO

[evilryx]

why is everyone constantly bratting for firefighter pearl 😭 they're like i'm a naughty little arsonist and you have to put me out with your water arrows and she's like 😐😐😐

[ethosfap]

Starting etho's s7 pov cus I don't think I ever watched s7???? And it immediately starting with her putting on the false head and saying "This look really suits me" ummmmmm UM

[ethosfap]

"that's me on the inside" Yo?