No Thanks Tom Hanks

-Roslyn - Gal - Meme Lord- A living, breathing, meme who fiddles with cameras, art, history, and urban exploring every once in a blue moon.

[evacu33]

Was tagged by @backstreetboysen and @sauridae! Here's my last played song, my lock screen, and my home screen.

Sorry I didn't see this sooner! I don't really have anyone else to tag... sooo feel free to do this if ya wanna!

[rozzy-the-riveter]

A freckled lil fella who's a-fightin' for the Union.

(Reposting bc I think I figured out how to somewhat fic the quality. I think it has to do with my cropping.)

Also I've decided to name him Ernest Edwards bc I liked him so much! May or may not make him a pal too :)

[evacu33]

Rebloggin me-self again

[moami]

as a german kid i Used to wonder why our radio stations like to play the american national anthem so much until a friend explained to me that Country Roads Take Me Home is not in fact you guys’ national hymn…

[rozzy-the-riveter]

Been trying (unsuccessfully... due to scheduling issues...) to DM an online solo campaign for a friend. And I always like to draw the player's character as a welcoming gift.

Shivk Everwhisp, the stoic royal assassin, is the player's character. While Minya is what I call a "support npc". aka my own character to play through as a DM (shhhh its not cheating okay).

[evacu33]

Reblogging again at a better time of day...

[fortuitoussstarfish-blog]

sea shanties masterpost

“one man cannot bring in the anchor. ten men cannot bring in the anchor. but together we can.”

making this because it’s useful for my specific brand of dramaturgy and i generally have a good deal of feelings about sea shanties. these are the result of far too much time searching around for shanties that are both authentic and have a tune that can be found on the internet. organized by theme.

these can all be done a capella, obviously, but if you want accompaniment, getting your hands on a concertina would be ideal.

General Shanties

Roll the Old Chariot Along (David Coffin)

Haul Away, Joe (The Eskies)

Rant and Roar (Howling Gael)

Haul Away the Bowline (The Exmouth Shantymen)

Departing

Away Rio (David Coffin)

Leave Her, Johnny (Coda)

The Rosabella (skip to 3:15) (Wareham Whalers)

Off to Sea Once More (The Black Irish Band)

Clear Away in the Morning (Great Bay Sailor) 

South Australia (Johnny Collins)

Randy Dandy Oh (Johnny Collins)

Girls

With You, Fair Maid (skip to 14:30) (Before the Mast)

Spanish Ladies (unknown artist) (psa this one is in moby-dick!!)

Bully in the Alley (skip to 24:10) (Before the Mast)

London Julie (Three Sheets to the Wind)

Excursion Round the Bay (The Fables)

The Maid of Amsterdam (The Roaring Trowmen)

Storms

Round Cape Horn (Cyril Tawney)

Fish in the Sea (youtube user threelegsomen)

To Old Maui (skip to 9:28) (Before the Mast)

Drinking

The Boatman’s Cure  (John Roberts)

Drunken Sailor (Irish Rovers)

Fifteen Men (unknown artist)

Newer/Environmentally Conscious

No More Fish, No More Fisherman (David Coffin)

The Last Leviathan (skip to 13:40) (Fisherman Friends) (bit of a stretch to call this a shanty per se but it’s really good and sad so)

[sauridae]

tag game time...

tagged by mr @gogoakechi ty ty mwa

nickname: saur, nerd/dork/idiot/dumbass/etc., green, motherfucker

gender: demiwoman

sexuality: pansexual

astrological sign(s): virgo sun / scorpio moon / aries rising

hogwarts house: jk rowling can bite me but when i actually liked the series it was ravenclaw

favorite animal: i seriously cannot pick, literally any animal has my love but anything prehistoric or currently extinct has my Extra Love

number of blankets: as of right now none, of sheets don’t count

where are you from: west virginia but currently in texas

dream trip: cairo, the grand canyon, bisti badlands, or a return trip to the petrified forest or sydney

when i started this account: uhhh summer of 2017? i believe?

why i started this account: me lonely, also i had fond memories of tumblr from ye olde dark age of 2010-2012 and wanted to give it another shot

hard to think of people to tag so @heavenly-bodied @allosauroid @thirdpyre @nbytea @evacu33 here’s this if you want to! if you werent tagged and want to do it, consider yourself tagged by me i gotchu

[evacu33]

HECK i've been away for a long time and never saw this! But i'll gladly fo it! Thanks for the tag Saur! <3

Nickname: Roz, Rozzy, Ozzy, Kid, Rozmatoz, Rose, and of course Dingus

Gender: Female

Signs: Taurus, idk how to figure out any other ones..... whoops

Hogwarts House: Uhhhh never was really into Harry Potter but I know im a hufflepuff from those cheesey online quizes

Favorite animal: VULTURES and FROGS. god. i love those funky little dudes.

Number or blankets: usually 2

Where are you from: Born in Delaware but have spent my whole life in Jersey

Dream trip: a roadtrip through route 66... thats... thats all i wanna do. It seems so calm and great for exploring the abandoned things... there's so much history!

When I started this account: oh god, probs like... 2014. But i have had like 2 year haituses and long breaks (as you can see) bc tumblr's constant drama is tiring, idk how to make friends here, and insta is still my home base, BIG YIKES

Why I started this account: I was young and thought i could be A Cool and Hip Teen Blogger by posting my edgy art but, obviously, that never worked out.

I don't think im gonna tag anyone since im so late, but thanks again, friend! Everyone's free to do this if you'd like!

[thebuttkingpost-deactivated2021]

I’ve never seen a meme with such a clear expiration date as “let’s raid Area 51 on September 20th” because some loon is gonna do it and they’re either gonna get shot or disappeared and ain’t nobody gonna be joking about it any more

[elegant-agent]

us on september 20th when someone photographs and liveblogs their journey into area 51 and they suddenly stop posting

[alexander]

subway employees when i tell them i want a sub:

[krabby-kronicle]

I have no words..

Cosplay by beebinch

[spongebobfreezeframes]

[hyenuh-deactivated20230717]

[transmadamegiry-remade-deactiva]

alright you nearsighted motherfuckers

rb this and tag your age when you first got glasses

[sashakatz]

جيهولي 🖤

[jayce]

[propheticfire]

Please unmute this it is exactly what you think it is and it’s hilarious.

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via taylor_welker)

[gsgdfsdfsdgfdg-deactivated20191]

gumball snaps and kills james charles

[thyrell]

god i know this website will call literally anything feral but this man really did embody the spirit of a rabid animal

[ijustreallylikeeevee]

Whatever pokemon appears when you load Pokéfusion is now your government assigned starter

I got Venuew

[jen-iii]

Please…look at my SON

[littlebirdofprey]

I love him and his little glasses. brains and brawn, babey

[plattkaefer]

this is a greek mythology beast

[pastrygeckos]

We’re about to get back at so many horses

[kaijutegu]

what

[drferox]

You know, I’ll accept it.

[pangur-and-grim]

thanks I hate it

[tauros-propaganda]

thank you for my son

[short-horse]

I can dig it.

[sauridae]

kabunine……. nice

[evacu33]

Okay so basically Goth Jigglypuff

[tonyzaret]

Honestly if he tried any of that mess with me I’d straight-up cold clock Willy Wonka’s weird a$$

[auddityy]