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oddlyshapedsalad

What does May do in June?

In June she hums a tune :)

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How does June feel about that? 😳

oddlyshapedsalad

You'd have to ask the resident June poster :)

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@evagrimmchi 🤭

evagrimmchi

June loves a good tune, but best ask Elle for such a boon, if you want to live to see noon!

eugeniedanglars

randomly remembered “i have d cups, grandpa. the waitress thinks you have dementia” tonight so i decided to find the original tweet again and

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June/Meteor by @evagrimmchi, for the @parahumanzine!

Major thank-you to the organisers/mods for hosting this event. It was an honour to draw June and to collab with these amazing artists and writers! Go forth and check out the zine archives + read June's story in Luster (one of my favourite OC wormfics of all time, I can't recommend it enough).

#reblog #worm oc #parahumans oc #blood tw #amazing art

Case File: June Andersdottir I had an absolute blast collaborating with the amazing @n0brainjustvibes to bring June to life! My girl's been put through hell since chapter one brought her kicking and screaming into the world of parahumans, and she's come out with the trauma to show for it. But she's grown so much, come so far, and found a family that care about her. Can any of us ask for more?

Big thanks to @parahumanzine for orchestrating the event and to @n0brainjustvibes, once again, for producing some phenomenal art of June fighting with... Well, you'll just have to wait and see as Arc 8 of Luster picks up!

#parahumans #worm oc #original character #blood tw

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this kid’s post and his replies to people’s questions are so pure I’m sobbing

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What’s better— the thread is filled with people giving some good advice on how to respect a woman’s boundaries and how to ask what she would be okay with, publicly. Lots of trans girls thanking him for being so patient and thoughtful with his words, and lots of people cautioning him that his purpose as a boyfriend would be to keep her safe, even from his own friends and family if need be. A+ shit right here.

evagrimmchi

So sweet and pure! I cannot even

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evagrimmchi

Nailed it.

thisiswhymomworries

writing smut like

how many synonyms for “penis” do I actually know?

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and how many of those synonyms am I actually willing to use

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tier 1 (most accepted, considered sexy): cock, dick, erection

tier 2 (generally accepted): arousal, length, manhood, member, shaft

tier 3 (clinical, too formal, but not cheesy): groin, penis, phallus

tier 4 (cheesy, barely acceptable): [insert name] Jr., dong, junk, knob, prick, rod, tool, wand, wood

tier 5 (ridiculous, unacceptable, pls don’t): anything to do with beer cans, baby-maker, bishop, choad, donger, dragon, fuck wand, fun stick, hog, johnson, jimmy, lap rocket, little [insert name], love muscle/rod/stick, meat stick, one-eyed [anything], piston, private eye, schlong, trouser snake, wiener, winkie

tier 6 (you’re literally a fourth grader): baby arm, baloney pony, beaver basher, beef whistle, custard launcher, dude piston, flesh flute, heat-seeking moisture missile, krull the warrior king, luigi, mayo shooting hotdog gun, meter long king kong dong, pig skin bus, piss weasle, purple-headed yogurt flinger, purple-helmeted warrior of love, schlong dongadoodle, single barreled pump action bollock, spawn hammer, steamin’ semen truck, tan banana, thundersword, wang doodle, whoopie stick, wing wang doodle, yogurt shotgun

evagrimmchi

Every one of these is utterly fantastic