he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

oozey mess
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Misplaced Lens Cap

roma★
One Nice Bug Per Day
Sade Olutola

shark vs the universe
occasionally subtle
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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@theartofmadeline

Andulka
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Monterey Bay Aquarium
hello vonnie
Today's Document
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@evaldmark
>‘this thing is too generic and tropey’
>look inside
>forefather of that genre
Your love is sunlight
happy pride to her her and her alone everyone else scram
[ID: A digital drawing of Kate from How To Survive Camping, with her back to the viewer and looking angrily over her shoulder her hair is pulled back in a ponytail, and she’s bleeding from her nose. The aroace flag colors are behind her. End ID]
This is a bit older, but I still really like it. Canonically I think his design is slightly different (I believe his hoodie is supposed to be black now?) but regardless. I love him. He is a such a problem
the little girl & the beast
maybe they don't like being called names. have you ever thought about that
#if they don't like being called bin chickens then they should stay out of the bins
I'm sure they would LOVE to do that but unfortunately we turned their habitats into cities and farms so now they gotta look for other places where their long beaks specialised to dip into muck and water looking for tasty crustaceans can be put to use finding them food.
This comment was left on a post about making the most of the Libby app. "Excessive use of generous lending policies" is the most absurd phrase I've ever seen anyone use to discuss libraries.
evergreen
This tag deserves a spotlight
Everyone go make excessive use of your local library's generous lending policies to borrow my books and read them for free. Thank you libraries.
remember how utterly inescapable how i met your mother used to be with the memes and references and barney and bro code and wait for it... and then the finale was so hated it vanished overnight
The finale so successfully erased the show from public consciousness, that when people tried to come up with a name for the "extremely popular show with finale so bad that people just immediately stop talking about it" phenomenon, people called it... the Game of Thrones Effect. HIMYM got memoryholed so hard that people forgot it even existed
How to Successfully Study in the Library
bring all of your materials with you
find a nice quiet spot void of distractions
make sure to take little breaks every half hour or so
maybe bring a little snack
don’t look at the giant floating baby
just don’t
try to forget about the giant floating baby in the library
use different colors of highlighters to organize your notes
you folks think this is like a fuckin doctor who or phineas and ferb reference but nah this is the shit I gotta put up with every day
bruh you don’t even know
we’ve got THIS
hOLY SHIT
I used to think the READ owls were bad but it turns out I was spoiled re: libraries
corries who hit the senate on deployment and find out they only learned like a thousand languages and need to learn so many more, so they just sort of get into the habit of learning any language they come across because who knows when they’ll need it. they find an old diplomatic droid that is way less annoying than C3PO and it helps them study and really likes its new life in the corrie offices.
maybe it like hangs out in the mess hall and corries exhaustedly have conversations with it in random languages and it helps them to integrate the stuff they learn in their jerry rigged flash training modules.
anyway Fox keeps coming across this swirly script in the chancellor’s second office and is like damn we need to somehow learn this shit too? and ends up learning sith script but also some of the study materials they found for the flash training were rituals that sort of imprint in their minds and weird shit starts to happen
also eventually Fox is able to read the shit on Palps’ second desk and is like ‘damn, we have to kill this guy’
thorn is like ‘how are we going to do that and keep our heads, sir?’
Fox is like ‘human sacrifice, obviously’
can we go back to acknowledging that ignoring someone’s chosen pronouns is always misgendering, even when you’re using neutral ones instead
Flavours of unreliable narrator:
Lying to the reader
Lying to themselves
Simply misinformed
Not paying attention
Has weird priorities
Assumed you knew
Hates you personally
Bad at communicating
Easily sidetracked
Will believe anything
Has weird prejudices
Just kind of dumb
There is no actual, tangible reason why we allow people to starve, to be homeless, to suffer and die needlessly. Food is plentiful. Empty homes are plentiful. Medicine is plentiful. It’s hidden away behind constructs and we pretend those constructs mean something. There is an empty home and a homeless family, give them it. There is a sick child and common medicine to treat it, give it to them. There is a starving person and so much food wasted by corporations or hidden behind a dollar sign, feed them.