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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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occasionally subtle
#extradirty
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I actually love tumblr so much. Because truly NOOOO ONE i know has tumblr and i quite frankly don't really know anyone FROM tumblr, so I'm essentially just speaking into the void hoping it will reach someone who also likes this thing i like
there's something so special to me about rosekiller having a lot of sex that's rarely penetrative. there's a lot of jerking off involved, and dry humping, and frotting, and blowjobs, and thighfucking, and eye fucking, and they get really creative with it. but when they fuck it's really vanilla, and all about looking into each other's eyes and gasping and whispering and
Andrew and Neil sharing a king’s size bed in The Kings Men, those are massive yet Neil woke up and hit Andrew. Neil used to sleep with a gun under his pillow so it’s a reflex to reach for it.
Meaning: Andrew moved closer to Neil ON PURPOSE. Andrew’s hand was under Neil’s pillow.
This was probably the first time Andrew has felt comfortable to sleep in the same bed as someone in years maybe even forever. And he slept with his hand under Neil’s pillow. Neil reached under his pillow looking for protection, and he found it.
I’m in love with these two.
Was explaining some gender things to a straight cis friend today vis a vis gender presentation VS gender identity when it suddenly dawned on me with much the same horror as getting to work and realizing you left the stove on, that unless you've been immersed in a queer culture for some time you'd have no way of knowing that appearing androgynous/indeterminate/wildly gender-nonconforming is HOT
(Running around knocking things over in a panic) NOBODY TOLD THE NONQUEERS THAT BLURRING THE GENDER BINARY IS THE GOAL SOMETIMES SHIT SHIT SHIT
Friend of mine at work was expressing frustration at not knowing someone's gender on sight and I had to find a way to gently tell them that thirty of my closest friends regularly leave the house thinking "boy I hope someone has to fucking take a guess today" without sounding like it was all a huge prank
God no wonder people felt so bad getting my gender "wrong" growing up. They thought it was a fucking insult
Bruh I was THRILLED
to be fair to neil, none of us should be shocked he went into kevin’s room to call him a slur and pick a fight when the literal start of the chapter is “Neil was much better at instigating fights than winning them, but it'd be worth losing if he could just put a fist through Kevin's face once”
shoutout to my brother for setting me up for this
guys if you keep reblogging this i’m gonna have to tell him it blew up on tumblr and my credibility from this comeback will instantly plummet
oh no this is still getting notes
this broke 10,000 notes so
results are in. no I can’t tell him about this I can’t do it
I’ve made a mistake
well he believes me now!
ABORT ABORT ABORT
wow I love to sit crosslegged without moving for several hours straight!
okay time to straighten my legs man I'm so excited
I f eel like a suit of armour that was attacked by a welder
I am nineteen years old
I am so sorry I just turned 20 I hope you can forgive me
love at first sight
"I had a dream last night that you left me for Kevin, and you two had a wedding and didn't even invite me," Neil says out of the blue, carelessly leaning over the kitchenette counter, flipping lazily through an Exy magazine. "Crazy, right?"
Andrew stares at him blankly for a long moment before responding, "Sounds like a nightmare." He then walks by Neil, his fingers grazing Neil's back, and heads for the coffee pot.
"You two do know I live here, too, right," Kevin says from the couch, glaring at the two of them, one of his textbooks open in his lap.
They share a look and Andrew sardonically says, "How ever could we forget you?"
"Yeah, you're gonna be Andrew's husband one day," Neil retorts, flipping another page in his magazine.
"I expect a fancy as fuck wedding. Five layer cake at least," Andrew says deadpan, sipping his coffee.
"Am I invited?" Neil asks curiously.
"Let me ask Kevin." Andrew turns to Kevin and asks, "Is my boyfriend invited to our wedding?"
Kevin makes a face and mutters, "Fuck off."
Andrew turns back to Neil. "Sorry, Abram. I think that's a no."
"Damn."
Grumbling, Kevin gets up and walks out of the room. Before he forcibly shuts the door, he says, "Consider this our premature divorce."
Neil looks at Andrew and says, "At least he didn't make you sign a prenup."
Andrew sips his coffee and then says, "Score for me."
This is canon
“Has it really been thirty years?”.
Growing old with you.
Sobbing
if you had told jeremy knox that the kevin day and jean moreau had crushes on him he 100% would’ve gone for a threesome and no one can convince me otherwise
you know what? kevin and jean actually are the good ending of orpheus and eurydice.
if kevin had not walked away without looking back, jean would never have made it out of that hell.
ao3 turns 16 today.
reblog if you’re older than archive of our own
happy Thursday the 20th
I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?
next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th
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You know, just in case you wanted to set your queue for the next 6 years
HAPPY THURSDAY THE 20TH EVERYONE
Since that list is caught up to our current date:
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that’s all of them for the next 5 years
Happy Thursday the 20th!
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thank you im really good at clicking reblog
Reblog if you are really good at clicking reblog
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