EvanTheTrashPanda @evanthetrashpanda - Tumblr Blog

Hi, I’m Evan! (they/it/any neopronouns)

I’m 23, and live in California!

You may know of me from TikTok, Ao3, or you may have just come across my Tumblr!

I’ve also made a YouTube! (I haven’t posted anything over there yet, but ya know, just putting it out there!)

Also, I'm making a TMA dating sim, so go follow the sideblog where I'll be posting about it! @dating-in-the-magnus-archives

My website: evanthetrashpanda.carrd.co

Also, if you need any help with figuring out how to pronounce my name, or how to use my pronouns, head on over to here: en.pronouns.page/u/evanthetrashpanda

I hope you have an amazing day and remember to eat food, drink water, take your meds (if you have any!), and to be a good person!

📜 My Boundaries

📂 Tagging System (under the cut!):

#my post

laughingherring

One scruffy Arcatvist boi

From the wonderful fic Scritches for the Archivist by junal

socialistexan

vitabreva

themummersfolly

How dare you leave this in the tags.

#zorhan mamdani

malwareproductions

hey. you have to love your trans brothers of color okay. and your trans sisters of color. and your nonbinary siblings of color. you have to okay. its simply non-optional

singinginthecar

olivia rodrigo is so based for this honestly. she just condemned the dept of homeland security and the white house instagram accounts for using her song 'all-american bitch'. this comes after she famously removed her song 'deja vu' from tiktok last year because trump's team used it in a campaign post.

risenshiney

Paint’n studies I did on my Wii U gamepad earlier in the year.

sony-official

on your what

isdonaldtrumpdeadyet

I think it would be really funny if he died on the fourth of july because it's the 250th anniversary of America maybe we'll get a miracle and he'll die

weevil-mastermind

Imagine if we did the “public libraries are punk” thing for other subcultures. Imagine if people made shirts that said “Soup kitchens are grunge” or “Mixed Use Urbanism is Juggalo”.

vintar

academicabyss

incidentalcomics

How to Finish

I drew this poster for Jon Acuff and his FINISH book tour. Big thanks to Jon for this collaboration, his book has some great ideas about how to complete creative and life goals.

th3p0rtalmaker

SUPER important advice for neurodivergent people like myself!👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

frederickchiltonsdivacup

Give a man a fanfic, and he will read for a day. Teach a man to write, and he still won't do it.

He'll think about it though, and boy oh boy, he'll be thinking about it...

the-haiku-bot

He’ll think about it

though, and boy oh boy, he’ll be

thinking about it…

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

#q #reblog

lazarus-lazuli

i have no comment this is just the funniest fucking thing i’ve seen all day

sorcererslittledragon

@thatlittleegyptologist i think this is your wheelhouse? Whats it say. Is it anygood or is it pure aesthetic.

thatlittleegyptologist

I’ve already posted something longer on my blog because I was trying to avoid spoiling the fun but (as loud as I can - not reflected on you): THIS IS AI. IT’S NOT HIERATIC (that looks different) IT’S BARELY EVEN CURSIVE HIEROGLYPHS.

Look closely:

Do they really look like hieroglyphs? No.

Do they really form things other than birds? No.

Do they distinct groups that could be words even if you can’t read them? No.

When you spot the same sign on another part of the door, why does it look like the person carving them (because Reddit OP says an exacto knife was used) suddenly forgot a script they are apparently fluent enough in to carve on a toilet door? Because it is AI.

TL;DR: Reddit op was karma farming using AI to generate nonsense “hieratic” onto what is probably a real photo of a toilet door. Because Hieroglyphs in the public consciousness are considered a funny ha ha picture script rather than a real script belonging to a real language capable of literature, people’s brains skip over the obvious faults. If you searched for “hieratic examples” or “cursive hieroglyphs examples” and compared them to the above image, it’d be very quickly apparent that it wasn’t real.

the-haiku-bot

Do they distinct groups

that could be words even if

you can’t read them? No.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

#q #reblog

yujateaandpi

Was driving with my grandmother and in broken English she says “no eyes… no nose… no face. Don’t trust.” To which I looked around wildly in search of this omen of ill portend.

Cybertruck. It was a cybertruck.