[mamagoldstar]

So..Hi! I’m Dianna Agron. Please don’t call me Quinn Fabray.

[evanthms]

If I was Ryan Murphy it would be acceptable, right??

[noadelaide-deactivated20140128]

The only vegan food I’ve ever tried is tofu and I hated it. I’ve actually never thought about trying any other vegan foods. It taste just as good but is healthier? I think I need to give it a try sometime. I don’t think I could ever became a vegan ‘cause I like cheeseburgers too much. 

[evanthms]

Yeah, tofu and I only play well with one another occasionally. I couldn't ever be vegan either, because that'd mean having to give up sushi and I'd wind up cheating. There's these vegan "chicken" sandwiches that you can buy and I couldn't really even tell the distinction between the two. By the way, I'm Evan.

[idontwanaseenomore-deactivated2]

[ahsfans-deactivated20181214]

@tweetsonurface you really should see this. 

[noadelaide-deactivated20140128]

Why can’t healthy food taste just as good as unhealthy food? This isn’t fair. If I have to choose between an apple and chocolate, I’m going to choose chocolate because it taste so much better. 

[noadelaide-deactivated20140128]

[evanthms]

I don't know if you've ever tried it, but some vegan food is surprisingly not even that much different tasting than the ones we normally eat and those foods are suppose to be healthy. I'm not vegan, but they've got some tasty shit on the shelves.

[-tateslangdon]

Tate Langdon

1x05 Halloween

Part 2

[evanthms]

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[kennedysinclairx]

Pretty Little Liars was on tonight! You all better have been excited.

[evanthms]

Still haven't brought myself to watch a single episode of that show. Sue me?

[eminentrp-deactivated20140809]

You are not allowed to call BS on that, because I just won’t allow that. Feel special, Peters. Don’t get all smoochy on me, now. We’re just getting starter. I can go and stop by the store to get you some tissues, though. If you really need it, aha. How’re you?

[evanthms]

I'll consider this friendship a super early birthday present, just know you're likely in for several fast food trips with me starting here. Don't worry, it's the good kind of tears, where I just simply let it fall on my guitar (that's also the second TS song reference I made tonight.)

I'm alright, haven't felt more out of shape until tonight where all I did was watch foreign movies and eat weird vegan snacks. Yourself?

[heytpose]

Hi, I’m Tyler and I always like making new friends.

[evanthms]

Shit, what up, Posey? Pretty huge fan, although, I can’t lie- I can’t ever be depended on to keep up with tv shows as I stopped watching Teen Wolf after the first season and now I’m kicking myself in the ass for it, because the hype for it is off the heezy these days. I’m Evan, though.

[eminentrp-deactivated20140809]

I’m not sure my friendship is that great, but I’m down to add a new friend to my short list of nonexistent ones. So you’d be the first.

[evanthms]

Am I allowed to call BS on this, and that this is just your sly way to make me feel special? I’m in disbelief that you could actually have very little friends, Gomez. I don’t know ‘bout you, but I’m feeling kinda honored and teary eyed.

[hahahahhahahahahahahahahhahaha]

Am I part of the 0.4, or have you forgotten me? Do we have to start all over? Oh man, what have the aliens done to you? 

[evanthms]

I thought this would be the other way around, and it would be me who was forgotten about. Sucks, I was actually looking forward to writing a heart felt song about you as I cried over my loss, titled Teardrops on My Guitar or something of the sort.

[emma-wree]

Oh, good.  I won’t worry so much about it, then.  It’s nice to meet you, too, Evan.  And not much is up at all, what’s up with you?

[evanthms]

Yeah, my memory is pretty shitty in the worst way possible more often than necessary. Maybe it's a sign of Alzheimer's to come, maybe I just suck. Jeeze, wish I had something more to contribute with, but I'm probably not up to any more than you are. Just sitting back listening to song instrumentals, as boring as that sounds. Maybe I'll get some exercise and take a stroll to the kitchen.

[emma-wree]

Is it bad that I can’t remember if we’ve met or not?  If we haven’t, I’m Emily.  If we have, hey dude, what’s up?

[evanthms]

It's fine because I don't really remember so much myself? I'm cool with this though, I'm Evan, and it's nice to meet you Emily. What's up?

[jfcalison-deactivated20140613]

Whoa, hold on, are you saying I have split ends? That’s offensive, I’m offended.

[evanthms]

My work here is done, I'll be here all night. Or in your case, the rest of your life. (If your lucky, that is. -cue audience laughter)

[tatraps]

I’m super jealous you get to work with Jessica and Sarah, they’re literally my favorites, along with the show itself and you of course! I’m a huge fan although I haven’t been able to catch up on AHS Coven. I know who you are love, and I’m Tatiana Maslany, how are you?

[evanthms]

Ditto, I don't feel good enough to be cast alongside either of them, but I'm rollin' with it as best as I can. It's all good, just a bunch of witches mad dogging one another is all you're missing out on (not really.)

Nice to meet you, Tatiana. I've been pretty swell, can't complain. Just been watching foreign movies for most of the day for some unknown reason. How about yourself?

[mileyfck]

Wanna see a picture of me in a coma?

[evanthms]

That’s only cool when I say it. You’re lucky I don’t have any Hannah Montana lines memorized to recite back to you.

[evbros]

Does anyone read the terms and conditions?

[evanthms]

There might be that one person who's got a severe paranoia disorder where they're under the impression that the terms and conditions are after their mortal soul, you never know. I'm Evan, by the way.