Here is Eve

I like games

[the-haunted-one]

*Clicks on locked chest*

Astarion: Easy

Also Astarion: rolls a nat 1

[shop5]

Just remember 60 people signed on to stab Caesar and he only had 23 stab wounds, the real moral of the story is group projects have always just been like that

[suzieloveships]

Girls literally only want one thing

[nat-20s]

As an adult I think me and all my friends should all have matching schedules and work like 20 hours a week and also everyone lives within 15 minutes of each other why is that so much to ask

[ruttotohtori]

go apeshit = mennä ihmisapinapaskaksi

fucked up = ylösnussittu

fanny pack = pimppipakkaus

holy water = reikäinen vesi

dick move = pililiike

[ruttotohtori]

rubbing alcohol = hinkkausalkoholi

fucking insane = nussiva mielipuoli

cock and bull story = kulli ja sonni-tarina

beat around the bush = rytmi häpykarvojen ympärillä

[userfish]

my ducks? in a row. the elephant? addressed. my goose? cooked. my eggs? in several baskets. the bigger fish? fried.

[no-sleep-for-the-dreamer]

i am forcibly removed from the zoo

[escuerzoresucitado]

[thememedaddy]

[kallonkutittaja]

In Finland we have this thing called Martat

[sacred-portal]

[gaydelgard]

i hear a good lyric and start mentally holding up blorbos like im in the home depot paint aisle comparing swatches

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

Anyone and everyone CAN write. The world’s most skilled writer didn’t start off skilled. The key is that they practice hard by writing a lot.

As long as you write, you are practicing your craft and you are getting better at writing. But you will never get anywhere if you let AI write for you.

[niuniente]

Please do know that adults can have itkupotkuraivarit, too.

Kalsarikännit (Pantsdrunk) is missing here. Means to drink alone at home in your underwear only.

[ellipsus-writes]

If you haven't heard, the em dash has been getting a lot of attention lately…

Because it was trained on pirated work—including freely accessible online writing (like fanfic, academic texts)—ChatGPT picked up patterns and quirks native to human writing.

Including (sigh) the em dash.

There are other victims here (RIP tapestry and delve 🫠), but the appropriation of the em dash—a punctuation mark beloved by writers everywhere—feels especially personal.

A kind of low-grade panic is ensuing. Writers who once memed their own em dash overuse—the greatest punctuation mark ever to grace the control-freak’s lexicon, frankly—are suddenly backing away to avoid accusations.

No. More. We have centuries of dash-abusing writers behind us. We will not sit quietly while AI repurposes our beloved stilted aside—or the just-one-more clarification the sentence demands—or the dramatic pause your comma could never—etc.

You don’t write like AI—AI writes like you.

Defend the em dash.

(Feel free to download/share/stick it where it matters!)

[rars]

whatever man *walks outside of your render distance*

[capacity2]

The fact that wrestlers always need a referee there to keep them from fingering each others asses they literally cannot help themselves just let them why are we going against nature like this?

[moveslikekeithrichards]

when i say “that reminds me” & theres zero connection you just have to take my word for it theres no time to explain

[alisonzai]