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Pronouns: She/They. Probably more into Demons than I should be. Writer and Artsist. Current obsession, Lucifer.

[pseudonymphomania]

My dear friend,

because I cannot judge you

I can only ask that you burn in hell with me.

I ask you for this favour

With a gentle whisper against your ear.

Please receive this heartfelt message with hope

As I hold out mine for yours.

[pseudonymphomania]

My universe canon and me actually being Little D. No. 1 while all this is happening.

[duckbunny]

don't infantilise yourself. you are not a child who needs an adult to make your decisions for you. you are a splendid and magnificent autocrat and you are consulting your trusted advisors. you are exercising great wisdom by inviting an expert to give their opinion before making your ruling. often the path of wisdom is to say "good morning, I'm trying to [perform task] and I have a question about [aspect], can you tell me who I should speak to for advice?" before you do it. sometimes the path of wisdom is to hire a plumber. there are times when you cannot do things for yourself but that doesn't mean you are not an adult. you don't need a grown-up. you need a specialist.

[sarcasticmothwrites]

As a full-blown adult with a mortgage and a child, I can assure you that not only is this true, but the key to successful adulthood is knowing who to ask for help. Most complicated situations have professionals whose job it is to know how to do the thing. Need to buy a house? Realtor. Trying to figure out insurance? Broker. And if you can’t figure out who to ask, look for a neighbor, coworker, relative, boss, etc who’s done it and ask them for a referral. Who does your hair? Where did you get those shoes? How do you figure out withholding on your W-2? In my experience, people who’ve been through a thing are delighted to share their experiences with you.

[arixtan]

“Pressed Flowers”

Word count: ~656

Warning for: General writing errors, likely is ooc. Ari is MY mc/sona this isnt an x reader!!

“You didn’t ask to be my care taker.” Satan didn’t ask, no. It was a temporary arrangement that became permanent…Not as if Satan minded, Ari kept to themselves anyways and barely chatted. Both kept a respectful distance from one another, ‘til Asmo opened his mouth at dinner.

During dinner, the brothers were discussing how boring Satan made his birthday this year. Ari’s ears perked up at the fact.

“Oh right, we forgot to tell you hon!!”

Asmodeus waved his hand dismissively, uncaring of the fact Satan’s birthday was missed by some human that his family barely knows.

As Ari doesn’t have money, Diavolo was gracious enough to grant them a cool five thousand grimm. A sort for ‘pocket money’ in case Ari needed supplies and what-not.

“Right…”

On the upcoming weekend, Ari requested that Satan take them to the flower shop. Along the way, they chatted about how things work, and why. Plus a few fun facts about Satan that he was okay with sharing…

“We have the same system, brutal bellflowers are October’s flower.”

“Interesting…What’s the flower for January?”

Satan turned his gaze towards the human sitting at his side, the stare unwavering as he replied with that Cheshire grin.

“Soulful snowdrops, they’re quite beautiful, and glow at night. Though they are poisonous.”

The little witch chuckled, their worries slipping away like snow after winter.

“I’ll be sure not to eat them.”

Night quickly drew closer after the duo departed from their little shopping trip. The demon raised an eyebrow, did the human want to brighten up their room? There’s already faux wisteria hanging off the walls, whatever could they need a single bellflower for?

The answer came the next evening at Diavolo’s party. Luckily Asmodeus had an extra dress that surprisingly fit Ari to a T. The dress was taken, a simple black one with pockets! How convenient for Ari…Nevertheless, it fit and their hair was also done by Asmodeus, who harassed Ari to do their make up for Dia’s party. But Lucifer came in at the perfect time for Ari to use him as a shield.

“Asmo…Enough. Ari, stop using me as a shield, you’re not four.”

The human pouted and apologized, with much dismay…

The party was small to Ari’s surprise, for the acting(?) king of Devildom, it was only the other exchange students and the brothers. Ari’s eyes scanned the venue from above the railing at the top of stairs, their gaze searching for the blonde demon.

“Not joining the party?”

Diavolo’s butler, Barbatos, asked. Ari squealed, their voice letting out a yelp that would get them teased by the brothers if they had heard.

“WAH, What— Yes..I mean no! I’m just looking for Satan.”

The human’s hands clutched the box resting between their palms, exhaling ever so slowly out of misplaced fear.

“He’s with Asmodeus last I saw him, don’t be afraid of anyone here, I assure you that Diavolo made your stay as safe as possible.”

Barbatos reassuring them was what Ari needed to hear; it’s been barely a week of them staying here and they’re already dragged to a party?! A small party, but still! It’s a party and that’s all that matters to Ari.

“Thanks! Er…”

“Barbatos.”

“Can I call you Barbie?”

The glare the butler shot Ari was enough to send it into a coma.

“Right, no Barbie. Thanks again!!”

Their feet carried them down the steps of the velvet carpeted stairs. Nearly eating the said carpet on the last step by tripping, Ari picked themselves back up and approached Satan.

“What is it?”

He asked, Asmo peered over his brother’s shoulder, earning him a horrible sneer from Satan. That was enough to make Asmo back off, for now least.

“I got you a present too, I know your day passes but you didn’t ask to be my caretaker. It’s the least I could do.”

Their arms stretched out, holding the box for Satan. His fingers plucked it from their hold, gingerly moving the lid off the box. There before him was his birth flower pressed in a bookmark, with a small card pieced together with a borrowed marker and a sticker.

“Thank you, it’s quite thoughtful of you.”

[pseudonymphomania]

THE 2nd ANNUAL DIALUCI WEEK (July 8 to 20, 2026)

Since I am running this on multiple platforms, see a universal view of the event by going to dialuciweek.carrd.co. It will be updated periodically as the event unfolds.

Recap of last year’s event

I’ll be running this annually regardless, but if you want to support this event, consider tipping my kofi. It helps me buy prizes and pay for worldwide shipping. Very optional.

Thank you in advance for any and all ♥️ and ♻️ on this post!

I’ll answer any questions in the replies.

[pseudonymphomania]

It's time for my birthday and also: #dialuciweek2026 !

Aaaaaaaaaa!! Any ❤️ and ♻️ will be appreciated. But also just chilling with me is enough ☺️ thank you everyone!

[eveningstar1516]

And it begins ^^

Have fun everyone!

[lady-shadow-and-darknesss]

On the surface, dialuci seems like any other ship you'd put together from brazen chemistry and canonical hints. But it's only as I'm attempting to leave that I realise how many niches they effortlessly have in their arsenal.

They're fallen angel and demon, a classic religious au trope since dawn of modern fandom. They're enemies to lovers. They're best friends to lovers. They're prince and knight, leader and devoted follower. They're classical and modern. They could be fighting a war together one night and having ice cream in a quaint human-world shop the other. They play chess together in the morning and go to 80s rock concerts in the evening. They have ancient tea recipes followed by whatever abomination of an ice coffee MC has to sell to them (courtesy of Solmare). They're ballroom dancing at an RAD event and breaking it down at The Fall on their off hours.

And most importantly, they're somehow one of the least toxic couples in the entirety of Interesting Queer Ships in recent media. Despite the very shallow surface-level premise, they actually don't have that many concerns to work past. They don't have the very common trope of one person being designated as the one in control. They don't have to be toxic to be interesting. They genuinely care about each other and aren't hesitant to show it (Lucifer is, but Lucifer is hesitant about showing anything to anyone, so I will not consider him.)

I know every ship has its own unique qualities, but the most surprising thing to me is that this ship came from an otome dating sim. And is possibly the single most supported character/character ship in the OG games to the point of generating mainstream conflict.

Some popular queer media need to take notes.

[pseudonymphomania]

DIALUCI WEEK IS JULY 8TH-20TH!

The official post will be coming out sometime today!

Anyway, these are the prompts in advance.

Posting begins on July 8. You can work on things ahead of time. Open worldwide. This year's grand prize is a Lucifer V2 Makeship Plushie! I'm currently photographing prizes as we speak. Here's a teaser:

Recap of last year

Questions?

Edit: OFFICIAL POST UP NOW!

[pseudonymphomania]

THE 2nd ANNUAL DIALUCI WEEK (July 8 to 20, 2026)

Since I am running this on multiple platforms, see a universal view of the event by going to dialuciweek.carrd.co. It will be updated periodically as the event unfolds.

Recap of last year’s event

I’ll be running this annually regardless, but if you want to support this event, consider tipping my kofi. It helps me buy prizes and pay for worldwide shipping. Very optional.

Thank you in advance for any and all ♥️ and ♻️ on this post!

I’ll answer any questions in the replies.

[eveningstar1516]

It's running again ^^

Y'all I cannot emphasize how hard Yuki's been working on this- I'm talking concerning levels of passion 😂

Let's have fun again this year and let our creative outlets run free 💙

Don't forget to submit your works using both tags as well so it can be found and archived easily!

Have Fun! 🌟

[pseudonymphomania]

THE 2nd ANNUAL DIALUCI WEEK (July 8 to 20, 2026)

Since I am running this on multiple platforms, see a universal view of the event by going to dialuciweek.carrd.co. It will be updated periodically as the event unfolds.

Recap of last year’s event

I’ll be running this annually regardless, but if you want to support this event, consider tipping my kofi. It helps me buy prizes and pay for worldwide shipping. Very optional.

Thank you in advance for any and all ♥️ and ♻️ on this post!

I’ll answer any questions in the replies.

[eveningstar1516]

It's running again ^^

Y'all I cannot emphasize how hard Yuki's been working on this- I'm talking concerning levels of passion 😂

Let's have fun again this year and let our creative outlets run free 💙

Don't forget to submit your works using both tags as well so it can be found and archived easily!

Have Fun! 🌟

[the-akai-hebi]

The liar workaholic

-at the RAD, in the morning. MC arrived at Devildom just a few weeks ago for the First Program Exchange-

Barbatos and Diavolo: *talking in the corridors*

MC: Hi Barbatos and Diavolo!

Diavolo: Hello MC! Did you sleep well?

MC: Not really, I had insomnia again. By the way, I also thought that Lucifer was having insomnia because of his work these past few nights, but he taught me that some demons didn’t need to sleep as much as humans! He told me that when he went to make his coffee at 3 am ! :D

Barbatos and Diavolo : …

Barbatos: MC, there is a mistake.

MC: Huh ?

Barbatos: Almost all demons need to sleep several hours each night, like humans. I don’t need it as much because I’m a special case, but Lucifer isn’t.

MC: What...?

Diavolo: How many nights have you seen him making coffee at such a late hour?

MC: Maybe four or five this week?

Diavolo and Barbatos: …

Lucifer: *passes there*

Diavolo: Lucifer.

Lucifer : ?

Diavolo: Lucifer, you told MC that you didn’t need to sleep?

Lucifer: What...? *looks at MC* you...

MC: You lying demon! *sulks* What else did you lie to me about, huh? You also lied about the special cocktail demonus-coffee-energy-drink that only demons can drink?!

Diavolo: What?

Barbatos: MC, you’re talking about Beel, aren’t you?

MC: No? Lucifer makes cocktails like that every night in the kitchen for himself, in addition to his coffee...?

Lucifer: *looks away*

MC: LUCIFER, YOU DIRTY INSOMNIAC, LYING, WORKAHOLIC DEMON! YOU TOOK ADVANTAGE OF MY NAIVETY!

Diavolo: Lucifer, let’s go talk to my office.

Lucifer: That’s not...

Diavolo: Now.

Lucifer: ...

-Lucifer and Diavolo leave-

Barbatos: MC, next time you see Lucifer do things like that, let us know. :)

MC: I will become his worst enemy every night.

MC: And just to be sure, haha, it’s normal for a demon like Lucifer to lose many, many feathers? Right? I thought at first it was the stress and the sleepless nights, but...

Barbatos: :o

Barbatos: *sends a message to Diavolo*

Barbatos: :)

MC: *on the verge of tears* I’m so stupid.

Barbatos: *taps their shoulder* don’t worry, you’ll learn.

[suyasuyayamao67]

Lucifer　BIGBIGLOVE

HAPPY BIRTHDAY‼️✨

[eveningstar1516]

I have watched this

A reasonable amount of times Biggest lie of the century

[memewhore]

[official-mugi]

This is probably the most inclusive post ever made on Tumblr

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

You can only drink the drink you get from this wheel for a month!

https://wheelofnames.com/uh3-8jf

how're you feeling?

Great!

okay, I could do it

okay, I couldn't do it

dead

horrible

im allergic/intolerant

Results

Voting ended onApr 9

[jewishbarbies]

I’ve been laughing at “fuck this lemon you take it” for several minutes

[jewishbarbies]

take this papaya from my cold dead hands is sending me again oh my god

[anathemaegg]

badminton is dont hit the fucking ground you stupid disgusting baby bird

[jewishbarbies]

[jewishbarbies]

every day this post has more responses that make me lunge back in my chair with the most unnecessarily loud cackle

[bat-anon]

Hockey is I’m gonna launch this peppermint patty at you and the only way to stop me is violence

[digby-official]

curling is my two friends and i really want to put a watermelon in that exact spot, but the floor disagrees

[ariaste]

relay racing is "here, you take this leek"

[meanbuddhist]

identifying a maladaptive coping mechanism is so bitter sweet like that’s great now i know what i need to stop doing. but that’s literally my something

[eveningstar1516]

Alternatively

I'm going to continue doing my something because it's my something, but at least I'm now consciously aware of the effect it's having on me.

That being said, I'm still not stopping. I'll find something else to even out the effect this thing is having on me so I can continue my something. Leave my something alone. My something's doing great.

[therealblobfish]

Lucifer crinkles his nose when he laughs.

He hates it, so he hides his face, looks away, or puts his head down when he does it.

Really everyone else thinks it’s endearing. (I’m looking at that fuckass king.)

Not when he chuckles though. It’s only when he is fully laughing.

Strangely enough, Asmo does it too! He’s okay with it though. No one knows if he picked the behavior up from Lucifer or not.

[jtightpants]

[ralfmaximus]

Reblog to come play this stupid homemade board game we're all making.