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im trying my best | heather | 23

[wormsdyke]

it would be so nice if you were allowed to start working on projects before you hit the 12 hour until deadline mark but sadly it’s not possible with our current technology. scientists are hard at work but for now this is one of the limitations we must face as a people

[conan-doyles-carnations]

Love being brutally called out by the British Library

[endearingsalt]

Oh my gosh I went here a few days ago do you guys want to see the whole sign

[tikkunolamorgtfo]

I’m covered with “Librarians from Everywhere” but as a former museums professional “Tourists who think we’re the British Museum” really speaks to me on a personal level.

[important-cat-pics]

[treecitysessions]

[calocera]

they should make kpop demon hunters a series where they go over every music genre

[calocera]

numetal demon hunters

[peoplegettingkindamadatfood]

[wosp-reactivated]

Mondays aren't that bad once you cannot tell days apart from eachother

[cleaningouttherooms]

sex is some naked bullshit and food is some crap they found on the ground but online poker is forever

[imissthembutitwasntadisaster]

Duncan is such a nothingburger of a man I'm sorry

[chubby-elf-hux]

Lady Macbeth trying to persuade her husband to commit regicide

[orpheusilver]

just blocked someone for an anti-tofu url. never let your guard down

[theforsakenprince]

Bet it feels good as fuckkk to rest your hand on the pommel of your sword when the newcomer steps a little too close to your lord who you’ve sworn to protect with your life

[my-life-is-a-sidequest]

Everyone is connected in the wildest ways

[villainessbian]

me when my machine worked

[virtualgirladvance]

me when i sold glue as lube

[moth-grrrl-mavis]

Me when I- I'm sorry what?

[virtualgirladvance]

it only happened like twice dont worry

[dorkhellbside]

cats love sleeping on or next to you and slowly bake you like an oven roast chicken

[maidoftheblackrose]

@chateau-bluerose @nekomimidusteon

[lakemojave]

It really helps to not be picky about what art you engage with actually. Gotta mix up your diet a bit from time to time

[lakemojave]

If you find you're bored of the folk punk you always listen to, try out a rap album. If you only ever watch classic cinema or more grounded art films, check out a fast and furious movie or something. Or try reading a book if you only ever consume film or tv. Or comics. Or go to an art museum. You may not like whatever it is you try out, and I promise you don't have to like it, but I can guarantee that you can't subsist on a monoculture. Be open to experiencing new art. Even if it's bad. Especially if it's bad, actually.

[egberts]

bloon

[hatsunemikuwu]

Baby need smoko

[egberts]

[feralinara]

baby need smoko...?

[egberts]

[striders]

[literallymechanical]

Rocket scientists who leave the rocket industry keep thinking everything is a rocket and it's kind of adorable

[literallymechanical]

"We can honeycomb this to reduce the weight" sweetie no that's going to be twice as expensive to manufacture and we are not launching it anywhere.

[literallymechanical]

"If we use titanium instead of steel we'll save a bunch of weight" baby you need to stop worrying so much about your weight! And maybe worry more about what happens to titanium when you expose it to deuterium plasma.

[charyou-tree]

[evilwizard]

ever since i learned that the flap of a butterfly’s wing could cause a hurricane on the other side of the earth, ive been doing nothing but nursing rare and endangered species of butterflies back to health. fuck the other side of the earth