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godsfavoritespecialangel

The chances of your fish committing credit card fraud is low, but never 0

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theladykalliope

These avatar movie leaks made me realize that I was never really free of them. I feel like I'm eight years old again.

drtrinitysantos

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dizzyhslightlyvoided

#the reason that lab safety regulations are the way they are is because literally all chemists are like this #as in 100% of them #no exceptions (via @prokopetz)

beyondthisdarkhouse

My grade 7 science teacher told a dazzling tale of how his friend in university stole a chunk of one of those pyrophoric metals—potassium? Magnesium?—from the lab, wrapped it up in brown paper towels, and made out like a bandit.

And then went to gloat over his acquisition and opened up the towels. Which had absorbed enough of the oil the metal was stored in to prevent it from reacting with any spare oxygen in the air.

So it started to react and my teacher's friend freaked out and realized he was going to get caught and get in trouble. And in a panic, he ran to the bathroom and flushed it down a toilet. A brilliant strategy, is it not, for disposing of a chemical that reacts somewhat to air, but whose characteristic interaction with water is generally described as "violent"?

Anyway, if you don't want to get caught stealing lab supplies, go off-campus so you don't blow up one of your own university's toilets. Connecting the dots there is not an insurmountable challenge.

starlightshadowsworld

I just know that Sally Jackson had a bloody aneurysm learning of Jason’s name. That woman made sure to name her son after a Greek hero that had a rare happy ending because names have power.

So imagine her meeting this sweet little friend of Percy’s that was named after a hero that lost all favour with the gods and died alone on a ship.

And was sailing around on a life or death quest on a ship of that same name.

Jason’s just like oh yeah my dad named me and Sally’s smile almost cracks.

jadeanddiamonds

These two might actually be the funniest motherfuckers to ever walk the earth😭😭😭 why are they stupid😭😭😭

couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name

if demigods were allowed smart phones the very first contact percy would make with any of the greeks in SoN would be sending thalia a video of him using the 12th legions eagle to shoot lightning and smirking into the camera. no words spoken. no context given. she's crushing her phone in her hand as she watches it.

dracaelus4pjo

Post-TLO or Post-HOO Percy accepting small godly quests in exchange for money (unless he needs something else, like in that short story with hermes). There's an established minimum rate, plus additional costs for injuries, losses and overtime. No, you don't get your money back. Yes, he won't tell a single soul about it unless you want him to. Yes, you can get a discount if it's something serious and yes, he will probably do it for free anyway if it's something actually serious, but don't get cocky about it. No, the price is not the same for other creatures, and yes, the charge is higher if you're a god, no, he doesn't care if you think that's unfair.

Call him a demigod for hire 🫡🫡🫡

reefs-camp-blog

percy is an introvert who likes to avoid people but hes not the kind of introvert that stays inside 24/7, no hes the kind of introvert that needs life 360 because if he doesnt then sally genuinley has no idea where he is at any given time

during the summers (when hes not at camp) and during the weekends, hs up early (insomnia) and like 10 minutes later hes out of the house doing what? who fucking knows hes just not there

someone, usually sally, annabeth or grover, will call him and be like ‘hey are you home’ and theye started to expect his response to be anything but yes ‘no i went on a hike and i think i ended up in the appalachian mountains’ ‘im at the store getting more spraypaint to vandalize a nearby police station. where? oh im in florida’ ‘rhodes wanted me to see her island so im over there’ ‘i havent been paying attention to where i am but i think i might be in greece’ you get the idea hes just like the ocean, motherfucker can never stay still

king of side quests and not staying indoors