FALLING AWAKE

What is this?

[wdclando]

karting wins - formula 1 race wins - world championship wins. he’s done it all.

[anancientheart]

ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

[anancientheart]

whenever i post this it works  reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet 

[uncannycookie]

Actually genuinenly enjoying my customer service job sometimes

Customer (calling from Ireland): “Yes hello, I would like to -”

Sheep in the background: *gentle baa*

Customer: “Uh, sorry, what I want to do is -”

Sheep: *slightly more insistent baa*

Customer: “No, not now! -cough- Excuse me. I have a reservation and -”

Sheep: *VERY LOUD ACCUSATORY BAA*

Customer: “Arnulf! Please be quiet, I am on the phone! … Sorry, I sincerely apologize on behalf of Arnulf.”

me: “I love and forgive him.”

Customer: “Don’t, he doesn’t deserve it. Anyway, I’m calling about -”

Arnulf: *small, very self-satisfied baa*

[his-quietus-make]

I once took my kids to a local farm and we found a lil goat with its horns stuck in a fence, just sitting there kinda mournfully on the grass. We tried to help it get free but it was stuck tight. We petted it for a while and fed it some grass (as it had lawnmowered a circle around itself as far as it could reach), and then went back to the ticket office to tell them it needed help, but before I’d said more than: “There’s a goat-” the guy cut me off with a weary wave and said, “Yeah, we know. Stuck in the fence. That’s Brenda. She can get herself out whenever she wants. She just likes the attention.” 

Trolled by a fucking goat. 

[weezley]

i’m fucking dying “yeah that’s brenda”

[ronin134]

Never forget

[futureblackwakandan-deactivated]

LSJAIBDODKDLSJSHSHSJ

[aintnosuchthingastoothick]

Lmao who raised y'all?!?

[dookiediamonds-deactivated20200]

I’m cryingggggg

[memoirsofaimperfectblackgirl-de]

this still kills me 😩😭

[sugaraykay]

Y'all are so ignorant 😂😂😂

[porterr-robinson]

[avvocarlo]

video of the year 

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

keep the rave alive da

[lyrics-and-music]

Wish You Were Here // Neck Deep

[iglovequotes]

http://iglovequotes.net/

[raddestbabe]

everyone’s having their mid-life crises at like 19

[olivertrees]

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

one thing i hate in horror movies or games is whenever there’s a situation that’s like “we GOTTA get OUTTA this HOUSE” nobody ever picks up like, a lamp or a heavy book and just breaks a fucking window

like in RE7 for example, in order to get outside you gotta find three dog head statues and solve a stupid puzzle to unlock a door

but there’s like, windows everywhere

and ethan has a gun

just fucking shoot a window and go outside 

or throw your gun at the window. guns are heavy, it’ll break the window. 

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

you know whats more dangerous than a window?

hillbilly puzzle murder mutants 

[lonequixote]

I want to taste dark water and see crackling trees and wild winds.

Egon Schiele (via lonequixote)

[red-stained-sheets]

I’ve lost all processing ability to the point where my solution is to open another bottle and forget it happened

11:36 pm (via red-stained-sheets)

[purplesky47]

And the Hurts spam continues 🙈 Zurich, one year ago 😊

[kaijuno]

[anxietydaddy]

Oh god no. I can’t do this shit again.

[elisamaza]

[poyzn]

This is like installing Windows on a Mac.

[princem4rtian]

I am physically required to reblog this or my heart will stop beating.

[phiftycent]

oh my god

[stability]

[paninimami]

There’s so much wrong here

[vegetans]

[lunchboxesandchoklitcows]

“sorry for being a gentlemen” i cannot fucking believe

[mongolian-ass-eater]

UPDATE: Im screaming even louder

[rashadsays]

[veganinwonderland-deactivated20]

Oh my GOD

[regalgorgon]

WAIT A MINUTE

[thesilkking]

Oh my God

[laaylin]

@camerakat @fire-at-willl rip

[selcandy]