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It seems you have stumbled upon my blog, I am here to hopefully make you laugh. quality memes and laughter ahead

[ruibird-deactivated20170901]

since it’s a scary time to be trans: refuge restrooms is an app which maps gender-neutral/single-stall restrooms. it’s community-mapped, so it’s possible you might be the first person to log the restroom locations, but hopefully it’ll help some people.

please reblog this post if you’ve got trans followers. stay safe.

[shanology]

For my non-trans followers: please consider getting the app just so you can add neutral restrooms to the map when you run across them. Simple way to help.

[certifiedsexed]

This is absolutely still a thing, for anyone wondering!

[ruinedchildhood]

[wigglingwaffles]

Meanwhile, Trump’s inauguration was literally the most watched program in American history at 31.1 million viewers

[king-jarrod]

The most watched program in American history at 115.2 million viewers was Super Bowl XLIX on February 1, 2015. And the only non-sporting event that made the top 20 of most watched broadcasts was at number 8 the M*A*S*H finale on February 28, 1983 with 105.9 million viewers. Trump’s inauguration wasn’t even the most viewed inauguration, that goes to President Reagan’s first inauguration with nearly 42 million viewers, the second most watched inauguration goes to President Obama’s first inauguration with 37 million viewers. So Trump’s inauguration was very far from “literally the most watched program in American history” as you put it.

[aspiringdoctoruk-blog]

But who needs facts in Trump America?

[sandersstudies]

Me: *wiping down a mirror in a bathroom at work*

Old woman: CRAZY isn’t it?

Me: I’m sorry?

Old woman: with COVID, having to sanitize EVERYTHING

Me: .... ma’am did you think before COVID these bathrooms cleaned themselves or... I have always had to wipe down the mirrors that’s why they aren’t filthy

[aninactivebloggfgfgf]

It’s amazing how people genuinely think there wasn’t cleaning before COVID every time I see it I’m like “did you not wash your hands before...?”

[official-lucifers-child]

legitimately asked someone “do you think that basic cleaning and sanitation just... invented itself specifically for covid? or have you never cleaned anything before now?” because they were complaining about having to wash their food and packages like ma’am please tell me you haven’t just been living as a gross little plague rat this whole time

[assassinationtipsforladies]

The most cursed thing I've learned from covid is how many of my coworkers didn't wash their hands properly after going to the bathroom before. These are not things we should have had to teach adults. This is literally Kindergarten stuff

[brainstatic]

An aspect of gun control that other countries practice that doesn’t come up in America a lot is ammunition control. In Japan, if you’re one of the privileged few allowed to own a gun (and only shotguns and rifles are legal), you have to return all your spent cartridges if you want to buy any more. In Israel, after you’ve purchased the one gun you’re allowed to own, you’re given a box of 50 bullets, and that’s it. You can’t buy any ammunition anywhere, that’s your lifetime supply, although a shooting range will provide you with more, but only for use at that range. Even in countries with more relaxed gun control laws, like Switzerland and Serbia, buying ammunition requires all the same paperwork as buying a gun (mental health records, criminal records, etc) and you can only buy ammo for the gun you own. Gun control advocates in the US should consider placing an emphasis on ammunition control in addition to everything else.

[mousathe14]

God that actually makes a lot of sense

[powerfulwizard]

[unclefather]

That’s the moon

[oh-so-negro]

That smile at the end? Priceless...

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

[joasakura]

N I C E

[rilli-luci]

@corixr

[froginakettle]

I grew up with circus people. I wish I found this impressive. I really do wish I still found wonder in juggling. My husband juggles too. My mom juggles. Most people I know juggle. It loses its majesty when you’re trying to watch TV and these clowns out of makeup (literally) are tossing ingredients for dinner around like they’re the dwarves from The Hobbit. Can you pass the salt? No. They can only throw it. You want something, it gets thrown at you. And guess what, it doesn’t matter if you’re a decent contortionist and a great dancer, if you don’t have hand-eye coordination, sorry, you ruin the whole rhythm of the household. But they don’t let you just live. They don’t say oh that’s fine you can walk a tightrope and bend backwards while making a flower with your hands. No. It’s always ‘do your hand like this’ and ‘watch my hand’. Well, guess what Tommy, I have been doing my hand like that since I was three and i still have no chance of getting into clown college. I’m going to become a researcher mom. i’m leaving the circus to go work in a cubicle. now my mom doesn’t speak to me and my husband goes out to do his rollerskate juggling thing without me and that’s just fine. i like computers, mom. i like talking to people without trying to balance things on my face while i do it. and there’s nothing wrong with that.

[barebitchinbodkin]

Idk how we got here but I support you 100 fucking percent

[moonlady9]

U do u boo,

But I love this two juggling dorks up there!!

[stockxfootage-deactivated201708]

[robanybody]

you’re all full of shit, y’all may hate the man, but i bet if you saw your president getting attacked, no matter how much you dislike him or disagree with him, I BET 93% of you will jump in and defend the fucker with your life, you’d fight to the death if you must, to save that hateful orange.

[capacity]

I would literally do crack to hit him harder

[expiredcheese]

[buffdolls]

I have a bunch of Swords hanging on the walls, because I love swords. My daughter said to me when She was about 7 or 8 and had come home from a friends house “None of my friends have swords, it’s so weird.”

[mishasminions]

“IT’S THE END OF THE WORLD. I’M BEING HUNTED DOWN AND I’M DYING, BUT KNOWING THAT YOU’RE OKAY IS EVERYTHING”

[trashgarbageking]

i haven’t watched this episode yet but looks like the destiel this season is gonna be OVERWHELMING

[goodbyeeveryonee-deactivated202]

blacque goth

[fiercebitch]

Cher costumes

[mishasminions]

DEAN WINCHESTER IS OPEN TO ALL

[deirdreskye]

[no-x-in-nixon]

I feel extremely blessed that I can’t name a single one of these rantsonas.

[iloveeverybee-deactivated202009]

What-sonas???

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

I like the dragon’s design

[new-bitch-who-dis]

[eggorf]

i knew they were bad but that FLOORED me

[luidilovins]

Isnt the wolf from that video on why we should bring child labor back?

[placeholdername69]

Which wolf

[luidilovins]

Wait im wrong

this is the child labor guy

[admiralparallax]

Isnt that blue wolf the one who made “The benefits of incest” video

[luidilovins]

Oh my god you’re right

[yimra-deactivated20250209]

[nickfuckface]

[chongoblog]

Just because I physically cannot keep this information to myself, but in “In Defense Of Pedophiles” he says that the sun revolves around the earth

[babyanimalgifs]

A skier encountering a highly territorial lemming on the slopes 

(via)

[bunjywunjy]

12 metric tons of rage in an 8-oz body

[rabidbograt]

You really pissed off that squeaky toy

[bears-official]

A N G E Y   B O I

[kaos-troika]

[vigilantejustice]

please watch this two second clip from santa clarita diet

[margesimpsoncosplayer]

mah shErbet.,, mah sp ᵒᵒⁿ

[official-lucifers-child]

the transcription is 100% accurate and yet still doesn’t do it justice somehow

[porterr-robinson]

[jaegerdom-deactivated20180124]

No one man should have all that power

[setheverman]

this is the only reason why i became a musician

[4gifs]

[socially-awkward-supervillian]

Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs

[youwinagainmoffat-blog]

jesus that is good to know.

[chandra75-deactivated20180905]

Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten. 

[magehenry-moved-blog]

REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit

my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies

[pkmnbreederbrianna]

Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs. So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying. So what’d they do? They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs! The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!

[emo-islandniles]

AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS

[renirabbit]

this post just got so much better

[enjoying-nudiustertian-deactiva]

THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST

[wylltingtrees]

[sashayed]

this is emmett and cullen they are best friends

[clover11-10]

This is the greatest thing I’ve seen all day.

Dogs are truly angels.

[mybeautifuldkness]

BEST.POST.EVER

[yeah-asbestos]

CHEETAH