Lead No One But Yourself

Just a phlegmatic, ISFJ, 17 year old girl who posts fandoms, orientations, seasonal stuff, books, weird shit, and piles of junk

[mbtihell]

The very basics of cognitive functions. I know it’s super boring and annoying to learn this system, but it’ll drag you deeper in this pseudoscience hell help you a bunch.

INTROVERTED FEELING VS EXTRAVERTED FEELING

INTROVERTED THINKING VS EXTRAVERTED THINKING

[everythinginbetween00]

When people say 666, do they say it as six six six, or six hundred and sixty six, or six hundred six six, or six sixty six, or what?

[useless-finlandfacts]

minus temperatures and how cold it actually is: a 100% accurate presentation by me

0°C / 32 °F - it’s alright. it’s actually not that cold but it’s wet and slushy and soggy and you will feel cold because your feet gets wet.

-5 °C / 23 °F - perfect weather for all kinds of outdoor winter activities! don’t forget your gloves, they’re vital. 

-10 °C / 14 °F - a bit cold but it’s alright. you’ll get a runny nose. if you’re out for a long time, wear woolen socks. 

-15 °C / 5 °F - kind of cold but not like super cold. kind of a blah temperature because it is a bit too cold but not like actually cold. if you have long hair, your breath will make your hair freeze. please, don’t torture yourself, wear actual winter boots.

-20 °C / -4 °F - when it comes to outdoor P.E. classes (skating or skiing) in schools, this is usually the temperature limit. Without outdoor pants you will look fashionable but suffer. With outdoor pants, you will be comfortable but not so fashionable.

-25 °C / -13 °F - long underwear is a must. your hair will freeze. if you use makeup wear waterproof mascara because your eyelashes will freeze. 

-30 °C / -22 °F - okay, it’s really cold. the craziest finns will still go skiing, though. in addition to your hair and eyelashes, your eyebrows will freeze too. and your face hair. like the small peach fuzz on your cheeks, it will freeze.

-35 °C / -31 °F - you will have a lot of trouble with starting your car. everything will freeze

-40 °C/ °F - ah, the perfect WWII temperature

-45 °C / -49 °F - alright this isn’t funny anymore. maybe at this point your teacher would forgive you for not coming to school

-50 °C / -58 °F - what the fuck

-51,5 °C / -60,7 °F - the coldest temperature ever measured in finland

[useless-finlandfacts]

Summer is coming, so it’s time for the plus temperatures and how warm it is for the Finns: a 100% accurate presentation by me:

+5 °C/41 °F - summer is coming!!!!

+10 °C/50 °F - who needs a jacket

+15 °C/59 °F - time to bring out the shorts 

+20 °C/68 °F - holy shit it’s actually summer. swimming! tanning! ice cream!

+25 °C/77 °F - official limit for hot weather in finland (helle). it’s starting to get uncomfortably hot

+30 °C/86 °F - I Am Burning In Hell

+35 °C/ °F - all finns have evaporated into thin air. everything is in flames  

[coolchaosqueen]

When you are starting a new TV show.

[julesmeetsworld]

Everyone rebog this!

[everythinginbetween00]

Something I've never quite understood about Skam

Let’s get one thing straight first:

• I am specifically talking about Oslo which is near the bottom of Norway and not Karasjok on the Finnmark plain

I don’t understand how the fuck some of the characters in Skam can wear five layers of pretty heavy clothing and not sweat like you ran a fucking marathon in 90 degrees F (32.2 degrees Celsius) weather. Like I get that Oslo gets cold…but not that cold.

Right now, they’re temperature is around the 24 degrees Fahrenheit (-4.4 degrees Celsius) mark. In 24 degrees Fahrenheit, I am in a short sleeve T-shirt and jeans when I go outside. There record low, which by the way was back in 1942, was -14.8 degrees F (-26 degrees Celsius). At -14.8, I would be in a light fleece jacket if I were to go out and play in the snow.

So what I’m wondering is how does one wear five some layers of clothing when it’s not even that cold? As a person who has experienced -60 degrees F (-51.1 degrees Celsius) before, Norway (except for a few areas like the Finnmark plain which have gotten down to -60 degrees F) has not experienced cold cold.

[neigeblanche]

[the-houses-of-hogwarts]

Reblog is you want a ‘Fanfiction’ description of yourself in your askbox

anyone who reblogs this before Christmas day will get a ‘fanfiction’ esque description in their ask box based on their blog, their posts and any pictures of themself they have on there.

[wsswatson]

i feel like i’d enjoy being an assassin if it didn’t involve killing people

[lepidosaurs]

what if instead of killing people you got hired to just ruin their day.  like the mafia or someone paid you to park behind someone’s car so they can’t back out of a spot when they’re in a rush in the morning and you make them late for work.

[wsswatson]

i would enjoy that immensely

there is a long list of people that i would gladly do that to without payment

[out-there-on-the-maroon]

This is how low-tier supervillains start. 

[patrickat]

“As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be an asshole.”

[mickeyandmumbles]

curious question, would people like/ support me making skam gifs like this???

[skamm]

Yeah cool do it!

[librelivrevivre]

Need langblr help!

My research project for class is why languages should be mandatory in schools and this one girl keeps criticizing everything I do or tells me that languages are worthless and all this stuff.

PLEASE like or reblog this so I can see how many people disagree with her (and I can add it to my project!)

[bookworm-on-rainy-days]

[language-princess]

å formgi to design 

å forandre to change

å nekte to refuse

å skille seg to divorce

å heve to raise

å dirre to tremble

å løfte to lift  

å kile to tickle

å rekke opp to raise up  (can also be reach up)

å svette to sweat

å stønne to moan  

å bryte ut to break out

å faste to catch  (fange=catch, faste = to not eat)

å mette to feed (satisfy)

å verke to ache

å klø to itch  

å ha nytte av to have benefit of

å plukke opp to pick up

å samle to collect

å glemme to forget

å være sikker på to be certain about    

å hende to happen

å vise fram to show

å gruble pa to meditate (think hard about something)

å strekke to stretch

å klare seg selv to manage oneself

å sy to sew

å skryte av to brag

å dele to split/share

å tillate to allow

å nøye seg med to be satisfied with 

å være stiv to be stiff

å knaske to munch

å fortrenge to displace (fortrenge=forgetting something(sometimes traumatic) by choice/ -ish)

å regne med to reckon that

å forlate to abandon

å betrakte som to be regarded as

å gjenvinne to resgain

å angå to relate   

å innrede to decorate

å havne på to end up at   

å eie to own

å jage to chase

å utestenge to ban

å få lov to be allowed   

å søke om to apply for 

å erstatte to replace

å vedta to adopt

å lenke seg sammen to unite together

å hevde to claim

å pynte set to dress up

å være gjestfri to be welcomed

å være blid to be sweet

å føre til to lead to

å sette sig preg to leave its mark

å legge merke til to notice

å legge vekt på to emphasize  

å låse fast to lock   

å forslage to suggest

å etterfølge av to follow behid by

å peke på to point at   

å være preget av to be characterised by

å bli oppfordret to be encouraged

å bekymre seg to worry

å utnytte to utilize

å legge til rette to facilitate

å tilspisse seg to toughten

å ha behov for to need

å oppheve to cancel

å sørge for to ensure

å lykkes to succeed

å begrense to narrow

å avklare to clarify

å slite med to struggle with

å lide av to suffer from

å være bekymret for to be concerned about

å sette i gang to initiate

å holde munn to shut up

å fremstå to appear   

å forbinde to associate

å dyrke to cultivate

å plyndre to plunder

å utveksle to exchange

å bosette seg to estabilish

å slå seg med to settle down   

å få kjennskap til to gain knowledge of   

å tørre to dare 

å rive ned to tear down

å kreve to require

å svekke to weaken

å forestille seg to imagine

å  være smigret to be flattered

å ha intrykk av to have the impression

å være avhengig av to depend on 

å være knyttet til to be connected to

å ta hensyn til to show consideration

å bli valgt til to be elected

å stemme på to vote for   

å ha ansvar for to be responsible for

å fokusere på to focus on   

å jobbe for to work for

å inneholde to contain

å utgjøre av to consist of 

å gjøre opp to make up

å  være laget av to be made of

å tyde på  to suggest

å klage over to complain about

å skylde på to blame 

å resultere i to result in 

å være interessert i to be interested in

å interessere seg for to be interested for

å spille en viktig rolle to play an important role

å være i ferd med to be about to

å lete etter to search for

å gå i stykker to break down

å skade seg to injure onself

å forvente at to expect that

å bidra til to contribute to

å stemme med to match with

å legge fram to sumbit

å herske over to rule a country/place

å angre på to regret

å beskytte av to protect

å finne ut to find out

å finne opp to invent

å være dekket av to be covered of

å kikke inn to peep

å riste på to shake (something)

å sikte til at to aim at

å fordele to allocate

å oppleve to experiance

å beherske to master

å utføre to carry out 

å påvirke to influence

å forhindre to prevent

å styrke to strenghten

å øke to increase

å redusere to reduce

å planlegge to plan

å tåle to tolerate

å fastslå to determine 

å etterlate seg to leave behind

å danne to form

å bekrefte to confirm

å overføre to transfer

å sammenfatte to summarize

å lukke to close

å vekke to arouse

å ivre to urge

å nå to reach

So this is said to be on level B2/C1 but some of them are really easy so idk.It comes from my notes that I was taking during doing course on memrise so if something is wrong let me know and I will correct it!!!! Have fun learning guys.

Last update: 19/7/16

[bluegrasshole]

why is it humans not humen

[deepblooded-deactivated20180213]

bc “human” comes from a latin root (homo > humanus > humaine > human) and “man” (and thus “men”) comes from a germanic root (mann > man) 

so you get humans, not humen, since “humans” doesn’t play by germanic rules

[bluegrasshole]

look at that i asked a question and i got an answer THANKS

[garden-of-succulents]

English isn’t a language, it’s three languages stacked on top of each other wearing a trenchcoat.

[chaos--themralds]

That is the best description of the English Language I’ve ever seen. Thank you for that

[thehogwartsdormitories]

concept

wizarding summer camp

[thehogwartsdormitories]

okay, so there’d be broom races. everyone would put their wands in the air and shout ‘aguamenti" starting a water war. you’d play laser tag with your wands. there’d be magical zoologists that visit with the kids. they’d put on a musical, with the best damn effects possible, and costumes would be a breeze. there would be water parties by the lake, and spooky campfire stories from the ghosts. birthdays would have weasley fireworks and good ol’ fashion quidditch. the possibilities are endless

[thehogwartsdormitories]

should i make this a story….

[everythinginbetween00]

Do it!

[everythinginbetween00]

That moment when you see a gif for a show that has English subtitles and you realize just how obsessed you were with a show that is in a different language because you low key forgot that there are still shows in English and thought the subtitles were the translation…

[darktwistedgenderplural]

Norwegian culture funfact for SKAM lovers

Norwegians don’t like public display of negative emotions. Yelling, shouting or showing anger is a total social faux pas - people will stare at you and think that you are crazy, or a foreigner, or both. Norwegians may also be a bit reserved with public display of affection as well. Bc of this, people with different cultural backgrounds may think that Norwegians are cold and rude, while this is actually what we consider polite behaviour.

This is probably why Norwegians behave the way we do when we party. All those rules are cancelled, we even talk to strangers. :)) But the person you partied hard with on Saturday will probably just nod or maybe say halla next time you meet. Friendships are less superficial, so getting a new friend takes time. Again, frequent partying may speed that process, hahaha. :))