Jonny/Julia

He/Him, She/Her | 21 Kayne’s 2nd Husband “Well call it! Heads or tails, call it!”

[everythingsnyarly]

I need to be active on here more!! gosh i’ve had this account for ages.

Hello everyone! my name is Jonny/Julia, I use he/him and she/her pronouns and i’m 21.

I really enjoy horror fiction podcasts, gothic horror novels and the horror genre in general.

podcasts: the magnus archives, malevolent.

tv/movies: iwtv, community, dexter, six feet under, yellowjackets, reanimator trilogy, project hail mary.

other media: papa meat/meat canyon, disco elysium.

please do not hesitate to reach out, i need more friends. i also would not mind podcast recommendations!

[goodieprocter]

This one goes out to my cat (and also @justcakethanks of course)

[campmiasmas]

Worst comes to worst, I could just run away. I'll run away with you. We could steal one of Paula's horses. Applesauce, her favorite one.

THE TESTAMENTS (2026— ) Chase Infiniti & Mattea Conforti as Agnes Mackenzie & Becka Grove

[vonlipwig]

developing the hots for ryan gosling because of project hail mary is so fucking embarrassing I swear to god. that is a conventionally attractive man. a noted hollywood heartthrob. he's even blond, are you kidding me? did he win people magazine's sexiest man alive? I don't know. I'm not going to check but it wouldn't surprise me at this point. it's such a mainstream taste. such a clichéd celebrity crush. like oh I fancy ryan gosling and my favourite drink is coca-cola and my favourite snack is ready salted crisps. jesus christ. 'b-b-but i only like him when he's in a science pun tshirt and playing a dorky-awkward loner type!' doesn't matter. he's still ryan 'ken from barbie' gosling. it's so trite. I feel like the weird nerd girl in a teen coming-of-age romcom falling for the super popular jock. don't I know that I have a reputation to uphold here? cringe.

[fandomsandfairytales]

This post is the spiritual successor to that post about David Corenswet:

[curbledmilk]

Happy Pride month from ur local idiots

[teafromthemicrowave]

Look whom I found at pride today

[sunsetbuddie]

when you say something awkward and stupid in a social situation that probably no one will remember except you for the rest of time

[vickozone]

Malevolent AU where everything is exactly the same, but Kayne is trying to get a grill

[forgive-and-take]

*Antagonist exists*

Arthur Lester: Did your daddy not love you enough? You poor thing. (derogatory) (sexual)

[durbikins]

[pending-trans-action-2]

[seasunkenart]

sleep to go before miles -_-

[justbenadrylhatman]

Sup yall, i have made the grave mistake of getting into malevolent

[everythingsnyarly]

THIS IS FANTASTIC HELLO ????

[vittyyluvscookies]

Am I wet? Am I on my period? Did I pee my pants?- next on wtf is going on down there.

[submissivefeminist]

I’m so glad this is a universal wondering among vagina-owners, haha.

[chaotichowlite]

‘Vagina-owners’

[anxiousnerd]

Tune in next time for: Are these menstrual cramps? Am I pregnant? Is it just gas? I wouldn’t have to ask these questions if I didn’t have a damn uterus

[sexylibrarian1]

Next week: Is it a bladder infection? An ovarian cyst? Do I have endometriosis? Oh God please do not let it be cervical cancer! A 20/20 special

[occupyvenus]

Y'all are forgetting the all-time classic: Is it just my period or is my appendix about to burst? Some nice tea and a heatpack or 911 and emergency surgery?

[phantoms-lair]

There is actually a test for that last one!

Place your hand over the pain, press down slightly and release. If the pain doesn’t change by any great margin, you’re fine. If it suddenly becomes some painful you can barely stand, Get thee to an Emergency Room

[taysweetbae]

reblog for the safety of vaginas and their owners

[greedyagain]

The appendix test works with or without a vagina so reblogging for everyone.

[justwritingscibbles]

Reblogging because I didn’t know this and it needs to be shared.

[microwaved-cheese-sandwich]

[memories]

Pour one out for #my ocs.

[wetheurban]

I hope you find someone who can’t believe they get to love you.

[transformativeworks]

AO3 is Exiting Open Beta!

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[ao3commentoftheday]

[kaiasky]

lmfao I assumed this was for their "omega" April fools thing but. posted April 2. congrats on graduating to the big leagues ao3??

[sugurugetos]

someone save my goat