The one and only

[evil-blahaj-offical]

Greetings friends, enemies, and those who have not yet chosen a side, I am Evil Blåhaj.

Some probably important things:

Gender: fluid

Pronouns: any, prefer they/she

Sexuality: polyamorous panromantic asexual

Spouse: @evil-journalism-offical

Children: @undoomed-yuri-offical @chihuahua-offical

Super cool marriage certificate from @registry-offical

Mod is @twincrystals93

Mod is a minor, nonbinary, they/it

Basic dni

Tagging some other evil officals (sorry if you don't like getting tagged, also not tagging @/evil-journalism-offical as I also run that acc)

@evil-lemonshark-offical @evil-stickpeople-offical @evil-woman-official @evil-man-offical @evil-lemonade-offical @evil-offical @evil-gaslight-offical

[the-gulhaj]

Silly Game Time: (from dead-immortal) What would a creature that makes the sound "snerk" look like?

You mean the Snerker? They snerk around the library all the time. Right @the-turkoshaj ?

[jkl-fff]

BEHOLD! THE MUNICILAL (library) SNERK!

[the-haj]

I raise you the Municilal (volcano) Snerker

It has iron based fluff

And is real snerked off

[the-gulhaj]

Why is it snerked off? Can we help them snerk down?

[the-haj]

Sadly not, it just has naturally high blood pressure

[the-gulhaj]

Poor snerker. Must be hard to always be snerked off.

[evil-blahaj-offical]

is it weird that I want to hug the Municilal (volcano) Snerker?

[not-really-a-conjunction]

tag gameeeee (pls take off)

ok so post a pic of u with this picrew and say the last song you listened to and tag ur moots!!

mine :3

The last song I listened to is movies by conan gray

@ravensdecent36 @wanderinaballerina @your-local-depressed-fangirl @sonny-boiiii @/anyone

[evil-lemon-shark-offical]

Uhh… hello.

Last song I listened to was “walking on the sun” by smash mouth. Last song before starting the picrew was “koton boogie” by jon-YAKITORY

Tagging: @evilest-lemonade-offical @evilpineapple-offical @evil-neutral-offical @evil-blahaj-offical @evil-pukicho-real-offical @lemon-shark-offical @evil-callie-plush-offical

Mtbi quiz I did

[evil-blahaj-offical]

Last song was After Show by Tryhardninja

Open tags idk

[itsuwari-no-kibo-offical]

Random photo tag chain go

@silly-little-arson-frog-offical @fox-offical @reincarnated-gay-fox @library-of-purgatory-offical @library-of-hell @wereboobs-offical @a-fantastic-fox @jkl-fff @johnny-with-a-fiddle-offical @the-unknown3blazedwolf @the-bone-eating-vulture @feefal @kermitthebomber-offical @kiarathefox @chill-lesbian2013 @truth-teller-offical @blues-clues-offical @nobody-official @sapphic-offical @satan-offical @laciffo-natas

[truth-teller-offical]

costco ramen

@pathological-liar-offical @evil-blahaj-offical

[evil-blahaj-offical]

@evil-lemon-shark-offical @chihuahua-offical + open tags

[evil-lemon-shark-offical]

Chat. Everyone. Please suggest lemon shark names for @lemon-shark-offical. Or die by my blade.

Tags for reach: @tagging-officals-offical @evilest-lemonade-offical @evilpineapple-offical @evil-neutral-offical @evil-blahaj-offical @evil-man-offical

[evil-blahaj-offical]

Lime

[britain-offical]

if this gets like... 500(?) notes by Friday I'll give her this paper flower I made her

[EDIT: THIS IS GOING TOO FAST SO IM UPPING IT TO 1000]

[united-states-offical]

britain. britain that flower is very pretty but please do not hype yourself up too much over this

[britain-offical]

I'm not. its a platonic gal pal flower.

[unshipper-offical]

Well if its a platonic gal pal flower with no motives or meaning behind it... EVERYONE!!!!! LETS GIVE BRITAIN THAT CONFIDENCE TO DO IT!

SIBLINGS!!! PLEASE HELP ME!

@gay-cheerios-offical @dnd-character-offical@aethinus @winterinkspill @biohazard-offical @watercooler-offical @the-king-of-beans-offical @garlic-bread-offical @radiation-poisoning-offical @autumnstar06 @perpetuallyconfusedindividual @untitledoffical @sok-offical @rain-offical @heraldofbooksthethird @shenanigan42 @chat-official @prehistoric-chihuahuas@the-cheese-official @hunger-offical @purplemoon11 @mxtx-offical @unstable-cucumber @spooky-cryptid-friend @the-loonylunie-on-yt @psychotic-wizard-official @i-could-do-stuff2 @shinies-offical @moth-offical @unholyfrogspawn-offical @meme-offical @liminal-space-offical @quiet-girl-offical @hampter-offical @existing-offical@a-clown-offical @yourlocalfandomfriendo @britishteaaa @introvert-official @shiny-and-domsticated-dih @42autisticfrogs @sm64-green-toad @8-ball-official @homeschooler-offical

[evilest-lemonade-offical]

I like the flower <3

lets get this to 1000!

@evil-man-offical @evilpineapple-offical @evil-pukicho-real @evil-lemon-shark-offical @evil-blahaj-offical

[evil-blahaj-offical]

It's pretty!

[walmart-job-certificate-offical]

all offical blogs, reblog and I will follow. i want to follow all the offical blogs

[transstuffandmore]

Please Reblog is Your Blog is Safe for Non-Binary People.

[bees-and-voids-deactivated20210]

If my mutuals can’t rb this then we can’t be mutuals

[eredin-offical]

To mod

Me and some others are planning to make an anti eredin league, so if it's alright, if we made it? It's not against you. Just roplay for officialverse just asking cus I don't want to hurt your feelings

Ooc

That's completely fine! I love the idea, it's pretty genius actually :D

Also sorry about my comments earlier, I was being a jerk so mb on that

[burning-britain-official]

Thank you, and what comments? As said before, I have a bad memory

[eredin-offical]

Ooc

Yk the comments on that post where somebody said they were taking a break?

[burning-britain-official]

You made a comment on that post?

[eredin-offical]

Ooc

Yeah I was tagged in it

[burning-britain-official]

Yeah, I was supposed to take a break for a few days, but like when I tried to leave before, I was dragged back in like why do I keep getting dragged back in?

[eredin-offical]

Ooc

Like in politics?

[burning-britain-official]

Yeah, the officialverse politics, but now I'm starting a rebellion group, but I will stop responding for a couple of hours cus school

[breadcrumb-offical]

*Slowly fades in* A rebellion group, huh? Does it includeeee anarchy?

[burning-britain-official]

Well, no, we (at least) *I want to keep @mental-illness-offical in power. I just don't want eredin in power but I also want him and his wild hunt gone so even if eredin stops ruling since he can revive we will be at a constant war unless he becomes good or we beat him to submission so not exact anarchy but any fights with him will involve some chaos

[breadcrumb-offical]

Well in that case, would you like to be allies with my faction, the TAR? We at TAR want total anarchy and oppose every governing body. Including Eredin. We could lend you a helping hand, since defeating Eredin does help our little goal of making the Officalverse an anarchist society...

[burning-britain-official]

I'll have to talk with @someone-official @an-angel-offical and @fay-offical

[breadcrumb-offical]

Thats understandable. I too have to talk to the members of my faction. @the-caretaker-offical @cr0w-offical @evil-blahaj-offical @witheredandwild-witches-offical ? What do you think?

[evil-blahaj-offical]

I am fine with it

[theangelcatalogue]

Making a chain cause why not!? Hdisiwisjs

Put your name/nickname in the Character Headcanon Generator and see what you get!

Link!

Erm...so-

@starsinthenigth @mxnaceo @duckp0t + Anyone who wants to do it! (No pressure)

[sha1mon]

What are grape fritters? I got to try them

Tags (pressure… where?): @inonisafk @d0llcorps3 @sodapopdood @biologynerd13 @seleyaaaa @lesbianinthewildlol + anyone else who is willing/forgotten

[roadkillcritter]

Im afraid of babies, so yes

@sd-dookie @mackenziedaartist + anyone I forgot

[sd-dookie]

...Don't play with me rn guys. 💔 @cyntheticcyncope

[henrythemouse2026art]

But why that doesn't drink?💔 @the-shy-guy-096

[the-shy-guy-096]

Too scared to use my irl name but it knows me so wellllllll 😭

Thx for the tag my way henry!

TAGS HOLDUP

@preciouslittletoonette @san-merlinart-63 @majoratime @n0va-daamnn @thelazzyblogzz literally anyone else that wants to! I wanna tag more ppl but I have a crippling fear I'm annoying to ppl 😭 no pressure to join!

[thediskore]

I'm here now, wdym I wasn't invited shut up

and yes I do do that I'm very annoying with it 'snap, crackle, pop' is my nickname trust

@princesshopelessofthe13thkingdom @humble-introvert0808 @spongeboystudios @mactheshapeshifter + literally anyone else who wants to join in I'm not your mom

[mactheshapeshifter]

hmm very interesting...

ok you got me there

@thequeericalhorror @wonkers-hog @pansexual-majin-sonic @cdboiperson + anyone who wants to do this too, whatever (no pressure)

[thequeericalhorror]

[thequeericalhorror]

forgot to @ but uh

@asexualfaker @gaymajin @kolossos-om

[kolossos-om]

its sad because its tru.......

@pansexual2011x @fleeetwaysupersigma @ask-tripwire-om

[mamarobotnikoffical]

Im going to learn kazoo now because it would be funny.

@eggman-eggpire-offical @galaxia048 @official-agent-stones @official-classic-sonic @rose-of-rings @official-sonic-the-hedgehog @om-eggman-official

[eggman-eggpire-offical]

I would NEVER do that to grandmama! Now @villain-deku-offical's mom on the other hand... >:)

The hole is still there, rather than fixing it we decided to dig it out and now it is a slide from their room to a play area i built for them and Sage

I can confirm she has done this, though, the word "give" is rather generous. It's more like launching it out of a catapult, the catapult in question being her arm

@ilovefruitymen @ametalsonic @morshu-offical @gaster-wd @evil-bread-offical @villain-official and anyone else seeing this

[villain-offical]

Did this for both Villain and myself and I'm afraid it's. Scarily accurate both times

And I will continue to refuse

Open tags !!

[evil-woman-official]

>:/ I have showered. Evil hygene is very important you know.

Open tags + @evil-man-offical @evil-cool-guy-offical @evil-blahaj-offical @evil-pukicho-real @evil-discord-real

[evil-blahaj-offical]

True that

Uuuuuuuhhhhhh, @evil-lemon-shark-offical @evilest-lemonade-offical open tags

[quiet-girl-offical]

Five hundred notes and the mod will start a satan-offical protection squad community.

@not-offical-offical , @yearning--offical , thoughts?

[yearning--offical]

i think this is a FANTASTIC idea :3 i will summon others to continue

@gay-guy-offical @business-man-offical @no-one-offical @itsuwari-no-kibo-offical @i-like-men-offical @astra-mind @gleepglorp-tallyhall @flowersdontgrowl

[arsonist-offical]

WE MUST @dinosaur-offical @burning-britain-official @mind-flayer-official @dr--pepper-official @dino-game-offical @did-you-know-offical @da-police-offical @loch-ness-monster-offical @lemonade-offical @lemon-offical @bisketti-official @bunny-slippers-offical

[bisketti-official]

THANKS FOR THE TAG!

I SECOND THIS!!

@afterdarkafternight

[afterdarkafternight]

i was gonna reply a bunch of times but replies are disabled gosh darn it

@drumsticks-offical @nixie-offical

sorry if you don’t like being tagged

[nixie-offical]

Dont worry I like being tagged in stuff :3

@goblin-offical @spotify-offical @evil-blahaj-offical

[quiet-girl-offical]

Five hundred notes and the mod will start a satan-offical protection squad community.

@not-offical-offical , @yearning--offical , thoughts?

[yearning--offical]

i think this is a FANTASTIC idea :3 i will summon others to continue

@gay-guy-offical @business-man-offical @no-one-offical @itsuwari-no-kibo-offical @i-like-men-offical @astra-mind @gleepglorp-tallyhall @flowersdontgrowl

[arsonist-offical]

WE MUST @dinosaur-offical @burning-britain-official @mind-flayer-official @dr--pepper-official @dino-game-offical @did-you-know-offical @da-police-offical @loch-ness-monster-offical @lemonade-offical @lemon-offical @bisketti-official @bunny-slippers-offical

[bisketti-official]

THANKS FOR THE TAG!

I SECOND THIS!!

@afterdarkafternight

[afterdarkafternight]

i was gonna reply a bunch of times but replies are disabled gosh darn it

@drumsticks-offical @nixie-offical

sorry if you don’t like being tagged

[nixie-offical]

Dont worry I like being tagged in stuff :3

@goblin-offical @spotify-offical @evil-blahaj-offical

[quiet-girl-offical]

Five hundred notes and the mod will start a satan-offical protection squad community.

@not-offical-offical , @yearning--offical , thoughts?

[yearning--offical]

i think this is a FANTASTIC idea :3 i will summon others to continue

@gay-guy-offical @business-man-offical @no-one-offical @itsuwari-no-kibo-offical @i-like-men-offical @astra-mind @gleepglorp-tallyhall @flowersdontgrowl

[arsonist-offical]

WE MUST @dinosaur-offical @burning-britain-official @mind-flayer-official @dr--pepper-official @dino-game-offical @did-you-know-offical @da-police-offical @loch-ness-monster-offical @lemonade-offical @lemon-offical @bisketti-official @bunny-slippers-offical

[bisketti-official]

THANKS FOR THE TAG!

I SECOND THIS!!

@afterdarkafternight

[afterdarkafternight]

i was gonna reply a bunch of times but replies are disabled gosh darn it

@drumsticks-offical @nixie-offical

sorry if you don’t like being tagged

[nixie-offical]

Dont worry I like being tagged in stuff :3

@goblin-offical @spotify-offical @evil-blahaj-offical

[quiet-girl-offical]

Five hundred notes and the mod will start a satan-offical protection squad community.

@not-offical-offical , @yearning--offical , thoughts?

[yearning--offical]

i think this is a FANTASTIC idea :3 i will summon others to continue

@gay-guy-offical @business-man-offical @no-one-offical @itsuwari-no-kibo-offical @i-like-men-offical @astra-mind @gleepglorp-tallyhall @flowersdontgrowl

[arsonist-offical]

WE MUST @dinosaur-offical @burning-britain-official @mind-flayer-official @dr--pepper-official @dino-game-offical @did-you-know-offical @da-police-offical @loch-ness-monster-offical @lemonade-offical @lemon-offical @bisketti-official @bunny-slippers-offical

[bisketti-official]

THANKS FOR THE TAG!

I SECOND THIS!!

@afterdarkafternight

[afterdarkafternight]

i was gonna reply a bunch of times but replies are disabled gosh darn it

@drumsticks-offical @nixie-offical

sorry if you don’t like being tagged

[nixie-offical]

Dont worry I like being tagged in stuff :3

@goblin-offical @spotify-offical @evil-blahaj-offical

[quiet-girl-offical]

Five hundred notes and the mod will start a satan-offical protection squad community.

@not-offical-offical , @yearning--offical , thoughts?

[yearning--offical]

i think this is a FANTASTIC idea :3 i will summon others to continue

@gay-guy-offical @business-man-offical @no-one-offical @itsuwari-no-kibo-offical @i-like-men-offical @astra-mind @gleepglorp-tallyhall @flowersdontgrowl

[arsonist-offical]

WE MUST @dinosaur-offical @burning-britain-official @mind-flayer-official @dr--pepper-official @dino-game-offical @did-you-know-offical @da-police-offical @loch-ness-monster-offical @lemonade-offical @lemon-offical @bisketti-official @bunny-slippers-offical

[bisketti-official]

THANKS FOR THE TAG!

I SECOND THIS!!

@afterdarkafternight

[afterdarkafternight]

i was gonna reply a bunch of times but replies are disabled gosh darn it

@drumsticks-offical @nixie-offical

sorry if you don’t like being tagged

[nixie-offical]

Dont worry I like being tagged in stuff :3

@goblin-offical @spotify-offical @evil-blahaj-offical

[calcium-offical]

Got bored and did this picrew

Figured i could do a tag game for funsies

@helium-real @oxygen-officially @neon-offical @sodium-offical @aluminum-offical @iron-offical @copper-official @zinc-official @arsenic-offical @xenon-noblegass @lead-official @polonium-official @francium-official @uranium-offical @officially-plutonium @ninovium-offical @periodic-table-official

[sulfur-offical]

I'll do it to..

Umm @fluorine-offical I guess?

[fluorine-offical]

Oooooo hell yeah

You forgot my boy @astatine-offical

[evilpineapple-offical]

OOC:

not tagged but ssssh

this picrew is lowkey awesome I love it

Woah there you look a little creepy and insane (it was intentional. I have some. Uh. Stuff planned)

@eredin-offical @no-one-offical @journalism-offical @evil-journalism-offical

[evil-journalism-offical]

How dare you tag my sibling before me/jk

@chihuahua-offical @innocent-journalism-official @registry-offical @evil-man-offical + open tags

[evil-woman-official]

@evil-man-offical they have blue!

Other tags: @evil-cool-guy-offical @evil-blahaj-offical @woman-offical @james-offical

[evil-blahaj-offical]

Can't remember if you've already been tagged @evil-lemon-shark-offical , but get tagged

Open tags

[miggylol]

Spin the wheel.

You have been offered a full-ride scholarship to get a four-year degree in this field, specifically. Upon graduation, you will be guaranteed a job in this field at the 75th percentile of average salary for the field, with the possibility of further advancement as the years go on.

However, you will never be able to get a job in any other field.

Do you take the offer?

100% yes!

Probably yes

I'm honestly torn, this is a hard choice

Probably not

Absolutely fucking not

Random other option for people who want to ramble in the tags

Voting ended onJan 26

[evilest-lemonade-offical]

Health Sciences. I'm literally evil, I can't heal people!

@evil-man-offical @evil-lemon-shark-offical @evilpineapple-offical + open

[evil-lemon-shark-offical]

Digital media. I don’t know enough about this medium of the field so give me a second to google it.

Okay, based on the Wikipedia page this field contains most anything put online or into a digital format. It goes from YouTube videos to modern film. And boy howdy do I love film. I voted probably yes at first but if I could change my vote I’d go for 100% yes.

@lemon-shark-offical @evil-blahaj-offical + open tags

[evil-blahaj-offical]

Public administration

Nope that sounds like hell

Open tags