Bringer of chaos and pain, let evil reign

One day I shall take over the world

[evil-concoction-boy]

The things I almost accidentally reblog onto here aren't really bad but it still scares me every time I almost forget to switch blogs

[evil-concoction-boy]

I mean that they are all EVIL things

[evil-concoction-boy]

The things I almost accidentally reblog onto here aren't really bad but it still scares me every time I almost forget to switch blogs

[i-like-bears-and-other-stuff]

Hi I'm new to Tumblr. Haven't gotten any ideas for me to post, but I know that blank accounts are assumed to be bots, so this is just me saying I am NOT a bot. I'm just suffering from the terrible fear of being perceived without having a silly one-liner ready.

[evil-concoction-boy]

If you do not want to be in fear, strike fear instead. No need to "silly post" when you can scary post instead

[concoctionboy]

Yeah, okay, as a slime I don't technically have teeth; I mean I give myself a humanoid form that looks like it has teeth but they're really made of the same slime stuff as the rest of me; but I buy toothpaste because I just like the flavor.

[evil-concoction-boy]

I have teeth

[concoctionboy]

I, uh... okay. Were you created with teeth, or did you take teeth from someone else and put them in you?

[evil-concoction-boy]

Both

[concoctionboy]

...So you were created with teeth and then decided you wanted more teeth? How many teeth do you have?

[evil-concoction-boy]

I don't know anymore. Some of them dissolved already.

[concoctionboy]

Yeah, okay, as a slime I don't technically have teeth; I mean I give myself a humanoid form that looks like it has teeth but they're really made of the same slime stuff as the rest of me; but I buy toothpaste because I just like the flavor.

[evil-concoction-boy]

I have teeth

[concoctionboy]

I, uh... okay. Were you created with teeth, or did you take teeth from someone else and put them in you?

[evil-concoction-boy]

Both

[concoctionboy]

Yeah, okay, as a slime I don't technically have teeth; I mean I give myself a humanoid form that looks like it has teeth but they're really made of the same slime stuff as the rest of me; but I buy toothpaste because I just like the flavor.

[evil-concoction-boy]

I have teeth

[concoctionboy]

I just realized I was not following @evil-concoction-boy and I have now corrected that situation.

I think it is a good general rule of thumb that if there is an evil version of you it is probably a good idea to keep an eye on what they're up to.

[evil-concoction-boy]

You interrupted my meditation

[concoctionboy]

This is a haiku That was written in the spring. This is the last line.

[evil-concoction-boy]

I'm crying now

[concoctionboy]

I just found out that there is a bit of a rivalry or at least social distance between living magical liquids created by wizards (like me) and living magical liquids created by mad scientists, and I think that is kind of sad and we should all get along.

[evil-concoction-boy]

You don't even want to know about my own creation

[concoctionboy]

Your creation? Did... did you make your own slimes? Are you a father?

I don't know if you heard, but last year there were some... circumstances involving a poll and a visiting adventurer, and, well, to make a long story short, I guess I'm a father too! So we may have something in common! Besides... besides both being concoction boys, I mean.

Well, actually since I'm the one who gave birth to them I guess maybe technically I'm a mother...

[evil-concoction-boy]

What? No? I was talking about how I was created

[concoctionboy]

I just found out that there is a bit of a rivalry or at least social distance between living magical liquids created by wizards (like me) and living magical liquids created by mad scientists, and I think that is kind of sad and we should all get along.

[evil-concoction-boy]

You don't even want to know about my own creation

[concoctionboy]

So that correspondence course on blennology (the study of slimes) that I have been taking from the wizard college has I guess been going okay so far even though I'm not a wizard, but the (wizard) professor just asked me if I'd be willing to send little copies of me to the other (wizard) students for use for experiments and observations, and I mean... I guess I can't really think of any good reason not to do that, but for some reason it makes me a little uncomfortable.

[jimkinnz]

just send him some hair gel and tell him that he must have messed them up with his magic•

[concoctionboy]

I mean, the instructor is a professor of blennology; they can probably tell the difference between a slime and hair gel, and I don't want to, like, get put on academic probation.

I guess I'll go ahead and send the mes to the other students; I mean, I do want to be a good student and facilitate my peers' learning.

[jimkinnz]

according to the blennology „textbook„ that master left in my favorite drawer, many slimes can be distilled into a usable hair gel•

[concoctionboy]

Oh yeah, I see that in the class textbook in Chapter 6, but I don't think we're going to get there until like mid-April at the earliest.

[evil-concoction-boy]

Wizard school is the worst

[concoctionboy]

As a slime, I'm not actually killed by explosions, and in fact have exploded at least five times (long story). It does kind of tickle, though.

[evil-concoction-boy]

I can explode you too

[evilwizard]

wizard fact of the day: you can’t legally kill me!

[wizard-eater]

illegally however

[good-wizard]

Evil wizards are an endangered species that need to be protected

[concoctionboy]

Wait, is that a thing in the wizard community? Protecting endangered species?

Because I mean as far as I know I'm the only living potion like me (I'm pretty sure @evil-concoction-boy is a different kind of concoction) and nobody ever tries to stop people from drinking me.

Well, I'm the only living potion like me if you don't count all the many, many copies of me I've split off that... okay, come to think of it, maybe never mind.

[evil-concoction-boy]

There is only one of me. However, I encourage people to try and consume me. It is usually amusing to witness.

[concoctionboy]

Okay, currently my blog description gives my pronouns as "he/him", but while I'm still comfortable going by "he/him", I think maybe I should add "it/its" as alternative pronouns for me, because... I mean, I'm a magic potion; "it/its" seems to fit.

[concoctionboy]

There, it's official.

Still ought to get around to updating my profile image and header image, too, but that's a thing for another day.

[gavamont]

Do you use they/them when you’re split into multiple entities?

[concoctionboy]

I mean, I guess if you're referring to multiple mes at once, then yeah, they/them would be appropriate for that, but I'd still prefer he/him or it/its in reference to a single me.

[gavamont]

In that case let me say, there’s a horde of 2 inch tall you’s and they stole my favorite quill and ink well. So like, reabsorb those little rascals.

[concoctionboy]

Oh, heck, I'm so sorry. I don't know why they would steal your things; I don't usually do that. Maybe they were possessed? I've run into at least one me before who was possessed by an evil entity. Or maybe that @evil-concoction-boy was behind this; I haven't heard from him lately... although honestly he always seemed to me to be mostly talk so it would be a bit of a surprise for him to actually... do something.

Anyway, I'm sorry about your quill and inkwell; I'll come over to try to find those other mes and get your stuff back.

[evil-concoction-boy]

I was concocting things

(Ooc: mental health issues and personal things so I took a break from tumblr for a couple weeks)

[evilwizard]

you can differentiate me from weevilwizard via subtle variations in our proboscis

[weeeeevilwizard]

We also have different color hats. Mine is a much more tasteful jet black, while yours is pitch-black.

[evilwizard]

ive gotta stop accidentally summoning gimmick blogs into existence

[evil-concoction-boy]

That may be ideal

(Is a gimmick based off one of said gimmick blogs. Double gimmick.)

[evil-concoction-boy]

Normally I make people spin the wheel to decide what their job should be at my restaurant but I lost my hell portal summoner in The Accident and I really need one because health inspection is next week. If you know how to summon portals to hell, or know somebody else that does, get in contact with me.

[archmaguseirving]

I think you and I could work together to acquire such a rift in spacetime.

What say we join forces and infiltrate @unexpectedly-wizardposting ‘s arcane dominion?

[evil-concoction-boy]

We have to get this done quick. I currently have the health inspectors and police held hostage but I'm not sure how long they will be secure for.

[concoctionboy]

Every once in a while I think maybe it's time I should try to do something about the weird portal to a hellish dimension that appeared in the refrigerator, but then I remember that I don't feel like it.

[archmaguseirving]

You should invite me over to collapse that, or transport it somewhere where everyone around it will most assuredly be safe!

I promise I can be trusted wjth your weird portal to a hellish dimension that appeared in the refrigerator!

[concoctionboy]

Well, this is @unexpectedly-wizardposting's house, so I don't want to invite people over to mess with portals without her permission, so we'll see what she says about it.

[evil-concoction-boy]

I could use a hellish portal. Send it over to my restaurant.