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Stranger Things - Das Grauen aus der Unterwelt

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

straighthater

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

timelordpillbug

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

hikingnerd

When Russia sends you nudes

miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon

#what the fuck happened here

her-eyes-dared-me-with-danger

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

kyloschuyler

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

tree-of-blue-squirrel

reblog it, because Russia can´t

maradaisykat

Thanks Obama

worldheritagepostorganization

World Heritage Post

langernameohnebedeutung

Die Durchsage schalte ich auf Tumblr auch bald

gelbgelbgelb

ich bring mal die Werbung hier von vor ein paar Jahren zurück

icedteadrinker

I'm in a bad place rn (Bayern)

darkelfchicksick

icarusdiesatdawn

I need "nee" in english. "No" is too formal and "nah" is too casual. Where is my english nee

icarusdiesatdawn

adding nee and hä to my english vocabulary because i do what i want

@ragingbyesexual

"Tja" is another thing I don't want to live without in any language.

bogleech

PISSES ME OFF that glass is actually a liquid but it acts like a solid because the speed at which it flows is slow enough that the universe will collapse in on itself before all the glass in it finally settles into puddles. That is literally just the worst most useless liquid in the world. Complete and utter failure at being liquid. What a ridiculous stupid idiot. How do you fuck it up that hard. And you can cut yourself on it?? That’s the opposite of what you ever want a liquid for. Bad job. Just not good.

crotchapple

I read this and thought “surely this had to be fake” but then I googled it and

What the fuck. Glass is like, in a perpetual state of being *almost* solid but not quite, and moves so slowly it can’t be measured on a proper scale

Chemist here (although this is very much not my topic of expertise, but we did talk about it at university).

Actually, glass cannot be categorized as solid or liquid, because there are various factors that determine this, and they're not clearly pointing to one direction here.

Measurements regarding the chemical state include (but aren't limited to) the movement of the molecules, the way electricity runs through, the density (based on a few other factors), the presence of a melting point (which is represented by a very distinct change in heat capacity), how it reacts to pressure and temperature changes, the way the molecules are organized (e.g. crystal patterns, metal patterns, salt patterns) etc.

And those measurements are either on the solid side or on the liquid side for glass. Which means, that, scientifically speaking, glass is both liquid and solid at the same time (=amorphous solid).

So it's not just the confusion about slowly moving molecules that, it's so much more, which makes the fact so much more interesting.

jellogram

I've been thinking a lot about queerness lately and I keep getting stuck on how deeply I want it to be normal. I want little girls to come home excitedly telling their parents about a pretty new girl in school that they have a crush on. I want young boys to have their first kiss with another boy and be able to tell their friends about it. I want them to be impressed and slap him on the back and say congrats. I want to bring home a woman to my family and have my father give her that whole fake threatening, "you better be good to my daughter" speech before offering her a handshake and a beer. I want people everywhere in the world to be able to hold hands in the street and not even think twice about it, not have to feel afraid, not have to feel like they're making a statement. I want so desperately for the world to catch up with something that so many of us already understand as normal. I don't want to be merely tolerated, and I wish pride wasn't necessary. I wish that having confidence in myself wasn't a revolutionary act.

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

I work at a primary school and today two girls bet two guys that they wouldn't kiss one of the girls and the guys were like "can we kiss each other instead" and how do I put it, the guys are now two bucks richer and the girls still unkissed

I grew up in a judgemental household, and have far too many memories of my mother saying "I just don't understand how/why someone would [insert common human behavior she didn't vibe with]." I heard it so often that my instinctive response to that attitude became--that sounds like a failure of imagination on your part. I may not share a person's preferences/habits/behaviors etc, but that doesn't mean I can't accept that such people exist, or exercise my emotional intelligence a bit to guess why humans might make some of the choices they do.

There is, however, one thing that consistently puzzles me about humanity, and that is how so many people seem to actively dislike spending time alone with themselves? I genuinely struggle to wrap my head around this.

I was at my uncle's wedding a few years ago and my parents, who keep criticizing everyone for being too "normal" and "adjusted" and "boring" were bitching about how my uncle had this "cutting the cake and feeding each other with it" part. I said that I kinda like it too and my dad just looked at me, bewildered out of his mind, because he'd never in his 50+ years on this planet we call earth considered that people do mainstream things because they genuinely like them, not just because they're mainstream.

everythingfox

langernameohnebedeutung

oh no

memehumor

Every job should be appreciated

We should just all go to school and not end up like him, and then just not... have working electromechanical equipment 👍

I just had a what I thought was a friendly discussion with someone and I think they've blocked me? All I can see is that they've replied "Can you explain why y..." but I can't view the post or their blog anymore so now I'm confused because how am I supposed to explain anything like that?

i wish real life had savestates

we had an entire fairly odd parents episode on why this is a bad idea

wait which one was that?

magic watch lets timmy turn back time and try anything as many times as he wants

to be fair i dont remember what it was that made it go wrong

sharpieskunk

Vicky ended up getting CosmoWatch and Timmy has Wanda become a watch that only works for him as Vicky and Timmy repeatedly mess up the timeline to fuck with each other, usually involving cats. Vicky ends up hit by a school bus.

nvm i take it back. great idea

i just rewatched (pun intended) the episode to see what happened, so yeah as long as it only works for me we good. should we redo this post?

yeah, good idea, sorry for interrupting

i wish real life had savestates

i agree. thank you, OP, for this great post.

Russian propaganda has been trying to spread "Gayropa" as a name for the wicked, dirty, morally decaying west, and I think that sounds like a place I want to be, count me in

vantablack-thoughts

Doing the right thing sucks so much sometimes.

We have several friends who have much less money than we do. We give them money every month, we pay for their train tickets to school or job interviews, we're always the one to drive to them (they live a few towns away) and pay for the gas rather than have them come to us and save money, we bring them boxes over boxes of food, give them our old clothes/ shoes and buy ourselves new stuff sooner than necessary, we often pay my MILs rent/car bills, we give our friend's children cool gifts/take them to the zoo, indoor pools etc.

We're not rich. I earn barely more than minimum wage, 32hr/week and I can't work more because of my mental illnesses. I've tried for a few months but I became severely depressed, passively suicidal and was physically ill all the time. My partner is on student benefits, which is about half of what I earn, she's mentally ill too and can't go to school and have a job too. We have 7 pets that cost money, but we love them a lot and wouldn't give them away, and we are constantly struggling to pay our bills at the end of the month, partly, of not mainly, because we help out our friends so much.

All I want is to spend some of my money on small luxury. I want to go on holidays, not even abroad, but just... away for a week. I want to buy myself the Nintendo switch of which I've been dreaming for years. I want to buy myself a new pair of shoes without having a breakdown afterwards. I want to get that bookshelf I need to store all my books that are just lying on the floor right now.

I wouldn't let my friends starve, of course I wouldn't, I wouldn't let my MIL get evicted or let her lose her car, I wouldn't want my friends to walk around in ripped shirts or shoes with holes in them. That's out of the question.

But I really wish being a good person and doing the right thing didn't mean barely being able to afford the minimum myself.

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