Evil Soup Witch

she/her/hers - Stop moving so I can boil you in my soup

[evil-soup-witch]

can i have some soup

Not if I put you in the soup

[pollackpatrol]

i think if you showed a 15th century priest the phrase “canon shouldnt be taken as gospel” something bad would happen

[pollackpatrol]

glad you guys like this one

[evil-soup-witch]

No need to worry. The 15th century priests are all in my soup.

[dear-ao3]

[evil-soup-witch]

All tasty doves will enter my soupy domain.

[la-femmerouge]

[evil-soup-witch]

tumblr user heroesofolympus-0508 is going in my soup.

[movedto-mrs-bluemarine]

I'm making a Primus enemy Stand User

[evil-soup-witch]

It’s going in my soup.

[evil-soup-witch]

I give all my love ( to the soup )

i want to be in the soup

mmm soup

Welcome to the soup

[hjartasalt]

I WILL get in discourse over SOUP with you this is an INEVITABLE BATTLE.

Idk man I just don't like arguing with people over things that in the grand scheme of things truly do not matter. Cereal can be soup of you want it to be I just personally don't see it that way

[skelbton]

Ok that’s fair. What kind of soup do you like?

[hjartasalt]

Big fan of tomato soup because I have oral allergy syndrome that makes me allergic to raw tomatoes but I can eat them if they're cooked

[evil-soup-witch]

Lauf from Iceland is going in my soup.

[psych-is-the-name]

[followthebluebell]

So traffic was stopped on my way home today due to a loose pony.  There was just.  This little shetland pony prancing around from car to car, trying to make friends.  People were trying to help, but this was hugely complicated by the fact that none of them really knew how to corral a pony. 

It was also complicated because the pony tried to stick his nose into any open windows he found to beg for treats. 

there’s a horse farm just across the way, so i’m pretty sure that’s where he came from.

if not, well, they’ve got a free pony in their pasture now.  

[evil-soup-witch]

tumblr user followthebluebell’s loose pony is going in my soup.

[evil-soup-witch]

List of Things I’ve Put in My Soup So Far

User rainroadgirl on Pinterest

Leonardo DiCaprio

JFK

A pleasingly voice acted video of the Pissboy Japan Flag post

Unknown TikTok user’s homophobic dad (his ashes)

TikTok user chanelstevan’s childhood crush Niko

The last Pringle

Remy Ratatouille

TikTok user Invzim’s Nagito figurine

Meat

TikTok user simplisick2’s yellow snow

tumblr user @antigolfing

Pregnant Sans Undertale with Nagito Fetus

tumblr user @anti-soup (I’m going to boil you extra hard)

The mosquito that landed in my bathtub

Spiders Georg

Milk and cookies from Twitter user daughter_ion

Tumblr user @sexygaywizard’s banana

Waiting for the Bus in the Rain (In the Rain)

Ben Conarck’s grandmother

Twitter user the_meghaning’s holy corndog

Vanilla extract

TikTok user oldrod’s dead best friend

Shen Comix

The Australian Museum’s Progress Shark

tumblr user @one-time-i-dreamt’s dog Ragnar

chesekak 🤤🤤

One dangerously made food coloring candle

tumblr user @lakevida’s boss’s nightcrawler worms

[antigolfing]

delicious thank you

[evil-soup-witch]

Did you just eat my soup

[evil-soup-witch]

Addition to the soup, discovered on Pinterest: chesekak 🤤🤤

[one-time-i-dreamt]

not a dream

Successfully gaslighted Ragnar into believing he is slowly being eaten by me by pretending to make biting and chewing noises from time to time when I am giving him a big ole smooch so now he pouts and whines and then shamelessly demands a treat like, "You think you can get away with a free bite of ze delicious bebe? Think again, silly hooman, give me my stinky sticky stick right now so I can replenish what you've eaten, greedy woman!"

[deathsmallcaps]

Context: Ragnar is her beautiful dog son

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[shuorshuilian]

one-time-i-dreamt be like

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Me, whenever older relatives ask me if there is a special man in my life or when/if I will have children

[children-of--the-void]

sorry, I inexplicably made you both look at the camera

[live-on-laughs]

[evil-soup-witch]

tumblr user @one-time-i-dreamt’s dog Ragnar is going in my soup.

[shesnake]

“Progress Shark” outside the Australian Museum, ahead of Sydney Mardi Gras/World Pride Festival 2023.

[evil-soup-witch]

Progress Shark is going in my soup.

[shencomix]

i am anonymous so here is an ony mouse.

🐁

get moused idiot.

[evil-soup-witch]

Shen Comix is going in my soup.

[catchymemes]

[evil-soup-witch]

This corndog is going in my soup.

[catchymemes]

[evil-soup-witch]

Ben Conarck’s grandmother is going in my soup.

[of-aurora]

Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

[laughy-sapphiee-and-buggaboo]

Reblog this you little shits.

[samgirl72]

Always reblog.

[robocxtie-deactivated20210922]

Get off my blog if you can’t and won’t reblog.

[virgils-eyeshadow]

^^

[gratefulnessworld-deactivated20]

I’m queer…so yeah

[9rose-tea6]

Aroace Genderqueer and respectful only if you respect me and the people I like!

[inkboy-920]

[cornmealor]

[carlalovestodraw]

:D

[colorzartz]

HEY TO EVERYONE READING THIS POST. I JUST WANNA LET YOU KNOW.

I MASSIVE SUPPORT YOU ON YOUR SEXUALITY IN THE LGBT

[notbandu]

Well, gotta reblog.

[benjaminthewolf]

haha reblog go brrrr

[the-real-ali-deactivated2024102]

Funni reblog

[cowardlyvoreo-deactivated202411]

I think I like men

[iloveyoubillyhargrove-deactivat]

goes out to all my gay hoes (myself, all my followers are bots)

[2braincellslz]

Slay tea the house

[shawnspencerfangirl69]

REBLOG NOW OR ELSE

[evil-soup-witch]

Homophobia isn’t allowed in my soup.