EVIL WARLORD!!!!

CRUSH KILL DESTROY | I WILL PILLAGE AND PLUNDER AND CONQUER ALL !!!

[evil-warlord]

Imagine a Necromancer in the Invincible verse...

[romanceyourdemons]

when you’re mean to me this is literally who you’re being mean to *image of me perched atop a throne of human skulls on a cliff above the ocean, howling wind and shrieking seagulls, and the dream goes on forever, one single static frame*

[injuries-in-dust]

COMIC BY PETFOOLERY

[whatacartouchebag]

Me progressively through this whole comic:

[bfleuter]

Some new Funny Little War Guys on my shop.

[moth-grrrl-mavis]

What are the booktok girlies planning

[evil-warlord]

not teling you

[64mpg]

(emerges 3 hours later covered in blood) i figured out what emotion i was feeling

[evil-warlord]

Mega Man lore meme

[evil-scientist]

They’re long lost siblings to me

[evilwizard]

what do you think of music

i am against it on principle

[evilwizard]

just had too many bad experiences with all the townspeople joining hands and breaking my ancient curse through the power of song

[crabussy]

hate hate hate the notion of "wizards = male and witches = female" it vexes me to no end. why are these two magical professions/cultures/lifestyles being equated to the binary sex system. it's so boring!!!!! AIIEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

[evil-warlord]

wizards = learn spells

witches = make potions

sorcerers = fuck it we ball

[evil-scientist]

An alternative answer to why Nova turned Zorah into a superweapon

[hopeless-eccentric]

if i met a genie and fixed the world and all its ills with my first two wishes, my third wish would be that sabrina carpenter would get gradually taller. she'd be in on it and think it was hilarious. we'd have a strong cap at 7 feet here, maybe an inch a week so people have time to theorize--let's not be ridiculous. but she'd still keep up the "ooh! im so little and small!" schtick. but shed be gradually getting taller. she'd be like 6'1" and still jumping for the microphone. and she'd never say anything about it. and if anyone asked shed act like she had no idea what they were talking about. and shed cheekily play into it a little bit but mostly still keep up the "ooh im so little and small" schtick. do you see my vision. do you get it

[hopeless-eccentric]

ok and so if i met a genie and fixed the world and all its ills in one wish i would do the sabrina carpenter thing second and third i would wish for all evidence of one random taylor swift song to disappear from the world once every month or so. taylor would have no memory of it. her fans would remember it and there would be an outcry over where it went (it's not even in concert videos anymore!) but taylor would have no memory of it

instead, all her brainspace spent on that song would be replaced with the vivid memories of roman gladiator, taylaurius velox. she's able to hide this at first, but her music begins to take on a gradually romaner and romaner tint. at first, people are like "damn, she's getting REALLY conservative, huh" and other people are like "wow, she's so deep, she knows what a rubicon is" but eventually travis kelce leaves her out of nowhere (he wasn't sure if dating someone possessed by a roman gladiator made him gay or not and anyway he was getting sick of being like "we're going to play the lions" and taylor being like "LIONS? WHERE?") and taylor publishes an entire brutus themed album about this betrayal and it's beginning to weird people out

and so eventually travis kelce is getting like, bomb threats sent to his family for leaving taylor and eventually he's like "okay, okay, i left her because she kept having all these vivid nightmares of gladatorial combat and she kept saying that football was giving her the ick because we never actually killed anybody for the glory of rome" and then he just gets more bomb threats because he left a struggling woman during a mental health crisis

and eventually taylor is writing music about her forbidden roman senator lover and her fanbase is either whittled WAY down or WAY up because people want to watch this trainwreck happen (or maybe she influences culture so hard that we're just all really into rome now) but she's being super cagey about the name of this roman senator. until. and now here's the twist:

weird al has been getting all of the same vivid memories of taylaurius velox. and he still has all his memories of her old songs. so he's writing all these detailed song parodies of taylor swift songs that don't exist anymore including specific details about their shared gladiatorial reality that taylor has never shared with anybody else. including that her lover's name was publius, and she's been calling him Poob for short

at this point a lot of original swifties are leaving. they could do the brutus stuff, but they really can't survive poob. taylor makes a clapping back at the haters song including the lyric "these bitches don't know publius" and it ends up all over all sorts of merch. there's a renewed archaeological interest in roman gladatorial combat

most importantly, the internet discourse is the best it's ever been. does this make taylor swift transmasc? is travis kelce problematic for leaving his fiancee while she gradually morphs into a roman gladiator? is this good queer representation? if taylaurius velox was a gay man, does that mean the gaylors were technically correct? is weird al morally wrong for capitalizing off of her music if she cant remember it anymore? was weird al sent by god to torment taylor swift?

anyway thats what id do if i met a genie

[evil-warlord]

Average Tzeentch Plot

[bison2winquote]

- Felicia, Vampire Savior: DarkStalkers 3 (Capcom)

[microdyke]

paws at the dashboard

[microdyke]

the princess of darkness would like pickies uppies

[microdyke]

AHEM. THE PRINCESS OF DARKNESS DEMANDS PICKIES UPPIES.

[moth-grrrl-mavis]

All I see when I read this

[evil-scientist]

Okay so when did fantasy aesthetics stop looking like a metal album cover?

Seriously, it felt like every fantasy artwork pre-2003 was some insane shit with bright, vibrant colors and highly stylized. It looked almost alien. If you compare the 2000 DND movie and Honor Among Thieves, the difference is quite noticeable.

(DND 2000 TRAILER) and compare it to (HONOR AMONG THIEVES TRAILER)

Hell, even the movie posters have such a different vibe.

Here’s some more old and new dnd art for comparison

Another example that comes to mind is Warhammer artwork. Whether it be Fantasy or 40k, It feels way more desaturated and less vibrant and stylized.

I’m not saying older art is objectively better (although I do like it a lot) but I am saying there was a difference. Something happened in the world of the Fantasy setting between these two periods that changed things

[astroenchanter]

I've done a lot of research into old pulp fantasy and sci-fi art, and I would say it was in large part the transfer from 'traditional' mediums such as painting to digital. With the techniques used in paintings, and generally a longer time allowance to create them, you get a lot more details and texturing inherent to the medium. With Digital art, it tends to be a lot smoother since texture takes a lot of deliberate effort, and have a quicker turnaround on production time.

[medievaljournalist]

[diamondguls]

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