everybody's favorite minion

you're just jealous that the evil wizard likes me best

[suigintou]

death knight apprenticeship

death knight no experience needed

death knight will train

death knight remote jobs

death knight interview tips

[just-call-me-zinnia]

I refuse to let goon be devolved and taken from us.

A goon is the henchman of a maniacal villain. Oftentimes they are dimwitted but occasionally there is a smart, wiseass goon to balance out the others (this particularly happens for goons that come in pairs).

[gobusto]

saw someone mix up "abysmal" and "abyssal" today, so as a reminder:

her skills are abysmal = she is unskilled

her skills are abyssal = her abilities draw upon the forbidden power of the dark void

[medievalsquire]

Squire Affirmations

I will not trip and fall down the stairs while carrying all of my knights armor again

The horses love me

I am not in love with the wizard apprentice

My knight appreciates my hard work

It is not my fault that my last three knights died horribly

[wordcubed]

[fairycosmos]

a heatwave is a type of ancient curse

[drysqu1d]

i tend to avoid discourse because most of it is trite and pointless but just this once i feel like i need to state my opinion: i think everyone should bend to my dark and evil will

[bingokill]

Think i might be evil on par with draculas and nosferatus

[charl0ttan]

dog i gotta move like yesterday

[valtsv]

[medievaljournalist]

i don't mean to alarm ye but i just got word there's about 100 evil as fuck skeletal wizards approaching your location

my ultimate warrior will defend me no matter what

[medievaljournalist]

or fucking get killed by a ghoul five minutes into the skirmish i guess thats good also

[skittypilled]

so i put my hands up theyre playing my song the evil skull flies away

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

the new viral trend is swimming in the river with an abdominal wound! take an #AbdominalWoundRiverSwim and post your results

[louisegluckpdf]

every since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to aimlessly wander a blighted landscape

[feldfrog]

If a fantasy world has an ancient tree of wisdom, that means it must also have young trees that are dumb as shit. Just giving terrible advice like, "the evil wizard is kinda hot"'

[dogpuppy]

[r0zeclawz]

explaining to my doctor that im getting artifacts in my vision but its not like floaters or anything i just keep seeing an ancient staff and a cursed dagger and shit wherever i look

[redstonedust]

3/4s of the way through a delicious meal and feeling pretty full. well im so close to finished i might as well keep eating. surely this decision will not harm me in any way

[redstonedust]

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