t𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐧s𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐧𝐜e

I exist and that's your problem

[evilninjaperson]

Maybe the real Clancy was the friends we made along the way

[thissweetenamor]

[depsidase]

[notlikingbestgirl]

Out of Touch

[hustlerose]

Out of Touch Thursday

[ruinedchildhood]

[domidominic]

Space guys

[ikimaru]

my contribution to the fortnite memes 🏃‍♀️

[grootficguy]

i tried explaining to this girl at a party once how i could be gay and asexual at the same time and it basically boils down to never being into anyone but like once a year i’ll find a man attractive. and she was like “so what am i if i only like girls, and i’ve never found any of my boyfriends attractive and and i just wanna do cocaine all the time?” i was like “you’re a lesbian with a coke addiction?” and she was like “woooooah”. she broke up with her boyfriend that night and had a threesome with two girls in the bathtub. rebecca if you’re out there, i hope you’re going places. well, not far, since you’re electronically tagged. but spiritually.

[noelle-ism]

i stopped giving a shit about "legit" purchases of digital products after i spent $80 on the entire Dark Horse collection of Trigun/Trigun Maximum ebook mangas, learning that I only got access to reading them through a proprietary website ereader function, couldn't download them, and couldn't get a refund, and then literally only a year later, getting an e-mail stating that Dark Horse was shutting down that part of their company and I wouldn't even be able to read them anymore. Fuck that

[noelle-ism]

Pirate shit. Don't feel bad for it. It's not "your fault" that artists, independent or otherwise, can't make a living. You downloading an album or ebook for free isn't the cause of the problem. The cause is capitalism, plain and simple, and pirating is a lucky loophole that companies are still trying to stomp out.

[shitpostbot5k]

[stimman4000]

[airplaner]

[starship--phoenix]

It's his year

[levourdalak]

I dreamt that there was a new meme that went, “If I dids it, I dids it. If I didsn’t, I didsn’t.” There was a third line, but I forgot what it was.

[nifeandaccurate]

happy to report i’m back on my bullshit

and a rare variant

[levourdalak]

HOW DID YOU KNOW THEY WERE CAT MEMES IN MY DREAM

[nifeandaccurate]

>:3€

[levourdalak]

THAT’S IT, THAT’S THE MEME FROM MY DREAM

[strawberryamanita]

Where are my fellow microbes at make some mf noise

[identifying-planes-in-posts]

What airport is most based, what airport is most epic, and what airport is most cringe?

Everyone take a vote

Based/Epic/Cringe Airports

For consistency, use three letter IATA codes for all responses

[identifying-planes-in-posts]

I've decided I'm going to do a tournament. Here are the matchups:

I included every airport that got at least two submissions, with seeding based on the number of submissions.

Polls forthcoming.

[planeposting]

For anybody who isn't familiar enough with airports to understand why I will be CAMPAIGNING for DEN/Denver International Airport for the winner of the Based category, please observe the following:

Thank you I'm looking forward to our resounding victory

[zandergb]

[astromechapunk]

This is how it's done:

[throo]

And this is how you homage it:

[everydayconman]

Literally less than a year ago we were adding cool spins to it like “Sliding Up Tokyo Tower” how did we downgrade so hard?

[crimsoncadmium]

We even got live action slide

[bellatrixmelody]

The slide in the first post bothers the fuck out of me because he’s using his right leg to slide on the ground.

So, I ride a motorcycle and I know at least the theory of doing a power slide (still cool but you don’t slide nearly so much and you need a pretty light bike to do it most of the time). You have to lock the back wheel until your back wheel looses grip on the road and then turn sharply to the left. Rear wheel slides and the front wheel turns.

But how do you lock the back wheel you might ask? Well with your rear break of course.

WHICH IS UNIVERSALLY UNDER YOUR RIGHT FOOT! How the FUCK is he locking the back wheel, with his shifter on his left foot??? Not possible. The creators of Akira knew it, and so did everyone that homaged it. The post above gets it right even if he’s likely on a slider and being pulled back.

[vespertinecat]

This is why I love tumblr. Where else could I find gifs of back to back tribute references and a perfect explanation of why the above doesn't work and how you would need to do everything to ideally execute to move in question? Thank you for explaining, fellow tumblr friend.

[dogpuppy]