and why he ourple?

hate, hate, hate the “mirror test” so much, all it is is some guy in a lab coat pokes you in the forehead and then they lead you into a room where there’s this window and some bitch on the other side of the mirror has a smudge on her face and when you point and laugh at her she points and laughs at you, but she’s the idiot with a smudge so why’s she laughing but if you yell at her she just yells back and everything keeps escalating until they drag you back out of the room, and then they ask you all these stupid questions like “did you notice anything about the person you saw” or whatever, like, yeah, i fucking hate, hate, hate her so, so, so much, i noticed that, why do they keep doing this, and then they scribble a bunch more shit in that file, it is literally the most pointless part of the week, and the worst part is they always force this conflict too, like, obvious lesson learned here, don’t interact, don’t speak, keep your head down, but if you just avoid looking through the window the test never ends and they keep waiting and watching and wanting to judge the results even though it is so, so, so tiresome and irritating every time, i don’t like her, i hate her, i don’t want to see her ever again

[evilpurplegirls]

ID: the rose crest from revolutionary girl utena and the text "my other car is my girlfriend" in all caps over a purple background patterned with crosses. end ID

evil purple sideblog / 17+ to follow / no t-rfs

credit for evil purple girls goes to @kallistoi

this blog will have occasional posts with the d slur reclaimed tagged as [#d slur]

submissions and asks welcome but keep them generally sfw

ID: a screenshot of a tweet by twitter user jon_snow_420 with the nickname “mike pence’s first wife, lilith” that reads:

i’m honestly sick of dating. guys always trying to grab my amulet and destroy it. that’s not even how to kill me end ID

Image IDs: six purple blinkies that read in varying fonts, "evil bitch", "I say meow!", "purple rules!", "purple lover", "cyber hottie", and "don't believe everything you think"

[hustlerose]

ok. and why is it your business that the clouds are swirling in a giant purple vortex over my ancient tower? maybe they just do that sometimes

[tainbocuailnge]

[dreamily] not only is he amoral cruel violent and manipulative, he’s also extremely annoying in his day-to-day interpersonal conduct

[tielt]

->

[official-crab-posts]

official crab post

[knifeforsale]

ROUGH RIDER KNIFE | LISTING

[gayofficial]

don’t care + didn’t ask + my favorite female character is way more evil and manipulative than yours

[talkwithtatsu]

It's Gay Rights Gengar Friday

[wizard-at-large]

This, too, is yuri

[floradore-deactivated20250815]

Is there a reversed version of this I can use to tell my lesbian friends I think they’re a bad fit?

[talkwithtatsu]

It's Gay Wrongs Gengar Monday

[courfeyracs-swordcane]

Dude your evil lookalike fucking bit me

[vincentbriggs]

I made another pair of gloves with the same art nouveau design as my previous pair, this time in dark purple and gold. Unfortunately the leather is that disappointing stuff from Fabricville that stains, so I'm going to have to be very careful to not get them wet. (I still have enough for at least one more pair, and leather is expensive so I'm going to use it, but I won't be happy about it and I won't buy leather from Fabricville again.)

The gold is Angelus leather paint, and I couldn't trace the design in pen like I did on the light coloured leather, so I lightly painted around the edges of the stencil with a thin brush before removing the stencil and filling in the entire design. It smudged a bit on some of the edges, where I either used too much paint or wasn't pressing the stencil down flat enough, but it's not too noticeable. It took a few layers to get it opaque enough, so painting it went much more slowly than before.

I'm still tweaking my pattern a teeny tiny bit every time I sew it up, and I think I'll lengthen one of the fingers by a couple millimetres, but other than that it's just about perfect. I'm especially pleased with the fit of the thumb!

I think they turned out very nice and that they look like fabulous wizard gloves. I have an unfinished purple jacket on The Pile that ought to look good with them when it's finished.

[nouveau-riche-princess]

[tqmmari-deactivated20240307]

[lektricfergus]

[image id: a picture of squidward from spongebob squarepants. he is wearing a large, light purple button that says “I REALLY WISH I WAS HAVING LESBIAN SEX RIGHT NOW!” in all caps, written in the spongebob font. /end id]

[hungwy]

no sorry i dontreally consume any media outside of letting this purple fungus grow in my lunggs

[fat-fuck-hairy-belly]

[fat-fuck-hairy-belly]

This site is so easy

[baldursyourgate]

🕯 ⠀

🕯 🕯 ⠀

🕯 kisses from 🕯 ⠀

🕯 my evil wife 🕯

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[shiftythrifting]

weed truck found on fb marketplace

[ursquirmingbeeschurger]

Evangelion if shinji hit the boof

[reminded]

[deathlonging]

[ID: 3 tweets by shail @ dawgpleasee reading: 1. toxic yuri save me.. 2. toxic yuri 3. save me toxic yuri /End ID. the words toxic yuri are in bold and have been edited into the image.]

[yimra-deactivated20250209]

[evilpurplegirls]

ID: a schedule with two large chunks blocked out labeled "survive the horrors" with a short "treat break" in between them