brainrot central

lawless dumping ground ao3: VictoriaPavone they/she circa 2000 baybee

[evolveowler]

Watching the Artemis II crew cry while holding each other after naming one of the moon’s craters Carroll for Reid Wiseman’s late wife. sobbing. humanity is kinda beautiful

[mazzakr]

this frame from krusty krab training video is so underrated to me why does nobody talk about it

[intercal]

you could follow the genuinely funny poster who is going to be gone in 6 months, or you could follow me, the mediocre-to-okayish poster who's been on tumblr for 11.5 years and will be here until the flames finally reach and destroy the data center with our precious memories

[bigdog200-deactivated20151225]

the rumors are true: i dont feel very good

[ravioliet]

god's weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of their hobbies

[selfcarereminder]

the version of you from five years ago would be genuinely amazed by what you’ve handled since then. sit with that for a second

[leafeana]

my two favorite fiction podcasts that build the reason for your access to them into the story itself

[hailed-marys]

how to get out of your own way

[kokica1]

Let's be real, his job is to be online...

[spielzeugkaiser]

Is this some ptsd, in this economy? Kind of the second part to [THIS].

[wildminti]

Rocky was going to say "fans of PHM" but Grace panicked! 🏳️‍🌈

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

I see your “Rocky swears like a sailor but only in pitches humans can’t hear/refuses to teach Grace what those words mean” and raise you “Rocky swears like a sailor and now has to explain to Grace that ‘bad bad bad’ isn’t actually a sequence you play on your Eridian speech piano in polite company.”

Grace is both horrified and amused to realise that a more accurate translation for what Rocky’s been saying is “shit shit shit”.

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

Eridian government representative: Greetings Rocky, Saviour of Erid, and Grace, Saviour from Beyond the Stars. We are pleased to welcome you home.

Grace, haltingly on the keyboard Rocky built for him: Wassup bitches. Fucking jazzed to—

Rocky: GRACE STOP TALKING NOW NOW NOW I EXPLAIN LATER

[nugbrownies]

[wolfythewitch]

Distraction

[mousenemy]

Ive eaten crunchwraps more supreme than this court

[dateaboysuggestions]

Hello everyone,

As I was on my way to a job interview, my front driver tire exploded. Luckily I'm fine but bith my front tires are finished even though they've been on my car for 3 weeks because I have an suspension problem. I know this is a lot but I need about 700USD to pay to fix it + tired + towing fees. I need my car to go to work, public transports are not an option where I live. I work as much as I can but my hours just got reduced because of financial cuts and I really can't afford it.

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Every little like, reblog and donation helps

[maniatown]

Girl whose most frequent mistake is inaction voice: wow I keep making mistakes I better not do anything