fucking magical

She/It/Drae/Draer (optional pronouns Bitch/Ass), 21 bisexual dragon wizard of immense power 🩵🩷🤍💙💜

[viridiancolors]

[mlembug]

[nateconnolly]

These days, lots of public libraries have a "library of things" collection where you can check out kitchen appliances or yard tools or toys, and, as a children's library assistant, the most popular library of things item that I handle regularly is a plastic scepter thingy called like "unicorn princess magic wand". And whenever I check it out I make a big show of looking at the little kid and being like "do you solemnly swear to use your unicorn princess magic powers only for good and never for evil?"

And pretty much without fail, the little kid will get the world's most mischievous grin and go "I'm gonna use it for EVIL!!!"

[hotvampireadjacent]

Um

[eletenshi]

Geometric Miku Morphometrics

[boviboy]

forgot this back when you asked for flowery recs but flowery as eusine and raly as lyra from pokémon soulsilver if u would like....

Ya okay

[pink-toonss]

Big spoon,,,?

[katfishcomsfw]

Dramatically holds a rabbit

[salayley]

[verdant-lightning]

hold on, sylveon!

[eeveeidentifier]

✅

[aboutoriginality]

[fat-fuck-hairy-belly]

Flat Fuck and his big beautiful plastic wife

[negativ00]

[moth-grrrl-mavis]

REMEMBER IF YOU HONK ALLYOU AT ME I WILL HONK HONK IF YOU GET ANY CLOSER U HAVE TO HONK IF IF YOU WILL IF I HONK MYSELF WANT HONK IF YOU HAVE EVER BEEN PERSONALLY VICTIMIZED BY HONK

[noodelzmop]

[bladethehelicopter56]

Broke out my watercolors in like over a year. I freehanded city of truro while excessively sleepy

[leshermes]

Jasmine Vine, lead programmer of Hollow Knight & Silksong just transitioned!! I'm so happy for her!❤️🏳️‍⚧️

[c-rowlesdraws]

her bluesky header & icon are so cute too 🥰

[charl0ttan]

[renjaminnifer]

in a crazy twist of events, senshi has just won the world cup

[pastelclownkitty]

MY OVARIES!!!!!!

[foralteregos]

Our*

[pastelclownkitty]

THEYRE COMMUNIZING MY FUCKING OVARIES!!!!!!!!

[foralteregos]

Our*

[pastelclownkitty]

GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY FUCKING OVARIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[foralteregos]

Our*

[pastelclownkitty]

I DO NOT CONSENT TO YOU COMMUNIZING MY FUCKING OVARIES!!!!!!

[foralteregos]

Our*

[pastelclownkitty]

yeah no i dont care if i have 121 followers youre not doing that to me

[i-give-you-a-fish]

You get a Common Clownfish

Amphiprion ocellaris

[pastelclownkitty]

you know what. i may be getting jumped by tumblrians but at least i have my clownfish. its me and you against the world buddy

[levil0vesyou]

Our clownfish

[pastelclownkitty]

I CANT HAVE ANYTHING IN THIS FUCKIBG WORLD

[ouroborosorder]

”it’s not like I WANT to appear weak when I’m actually strong or anything like that. Hrmph!” - Sun Tsun

[ouroborosorder]

I knew this post sucks hard ass. I knew when I posted it. so why does this still hurt

[yellbug]

i'm so disturbed by the idea that not everyone is delighted when they spot a hand drawn amongus crewmate out there in the world. i feel pure joy when i see it especially these days

[6qubed]

there was a work truck at my job a while ago where someone had tried to play god