trying my best :)

she/they, 19, entp, virgo, lurker/don’t post anymore

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Incorrect Haikyuu x reader quotes part 5 :0

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thank you to everyone who stuck by and remained patient - i won’t get soppy rn but it does mean a lot.

this won’t be any specific character x reader (for example it won’t be specifically tsukishima x reader, or kuroo x reader) just general haikyuu x reader, sorry if you’re favourite character wasn’t included,

i also own none of these quotes i got them from vine and various comedians, message me if you want to know any specifics, some of them have been slightly added to by me but not by much

requests are open!

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ushijima: we’re so in synch we finish each others-

you: sentences!

ushijima: don’t interrupt me

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kenma: i really want to kiss you

you: what?

kenma: i said if you died i wouldn’t miss you

the entire of Nekoma: *facepalm*

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you: maybe the real treasure was how you helped the team along the way

ukai: no i want cash

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kiyoko: why aren’t the team winning?

you: maybe the refs are homophobic because we’re the managers

kiyoko: we aren’t together

you: we aren’t? then why did we spend the last year managing a volleyball team??

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someone: how could you do this? i’m so disappointed in you

kageyama: hey! you can’t talk to me like that, you’re not (y/n) or suga,, and they aren’t my parents

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kuroo: my hands are cold.

you: here, let me hold them.

kuroo: my lips are cold too.

you: *covers kuroo’s mouth with your hand*

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you: i’m not a fan that wondered off, I’m aoba johsai’s manager

tendou: oh yeah? name one thing about Volleyball

you: your captain keeps trying to steal my boyfriend

semi: that’s on you tendou, you set the bar too low

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oikawa: alright, give me your hairdryer

iwaizumi:

you: ,,what are you talking about?

oikawa: don’t you carry one in your purse?

iwaizumi: have you ever spoke to a human woman?

oikawa, to a passing fan: excuse me, do you carry a hairdresser in your purse?

fan: of course, i’m not an animal

you: *eye twitches*

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ushijima: this session is going to take another hour or two

you: yeah you think! I’m sorry i’m exhausted, semi says when i’m tired i get night sassy

ushijima: night sassy?

you: hearing problems much?

semi: *face palming and pulling y/n away*

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you: someone will die

bokuto: of fun!

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you, to the first years: alright listen up you little sh*ts

you:…not you yamaguchi, you’re an angel and we’re thrilled to have you here

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akaashi: so what do you think?

bokuto: right, i wasn’t entirely listening but i agree with y/n

akaashi:

akaashi: she isn’t even here

[exhausted-smiles]

Hiii welcome back !

I hope you’re doing well <3

hiii and tysm!!

and i am doing well now haha :)

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uh,, hi.

It’s been a while, about like 2 years to be like exact

but anyways, I’m back!! kinda

i just really miss this community icl and i’d love to continue posting stories and stuff.

If you know my profile to any capacity it will be from the “incorrect quotes x reader” series i did. Which i would love to keep writing, but like the environment around here has changed, and i don’t know if there is still like a want for it ig. I’ve seen many talented writers always do similar, and i don’t want to divert the attention from them.

But i’m more then willing to actively take requests again, i’ve got some like ancient ones in my inbox that i’m gonna get around to.

But yeah i’d love to get back to this community again, if you’ll have me lol <3

[exhausted-smiles]

i know i’m rlly late but i jus wanted to wish all my followers a happy pride month.

this blog has always been a safe space for me where i could be anyone i wanted to and create whatever i wanted. and i wanted to thank all my followers and anyone who has even read my stuff for allowing me to feel this way, as i haven’t always felt like i could be my true self, even in online spaces.

so, thank you <3

(also, if any of you want someone to talk to about literally anything my messages are open, even if i’m not actively posting i’m still active on tumblr)

[exhausted-smiles]

i won’t say i’m back bc i wouldn’t rlly say i am but idk jus have this ig. it’s intended for a female reader and the reader is a second year

(disclaimer! i don’t own this gif, credit to the owner)

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Quiet girl | Yachi Hitoka

genre: no clue

warning(s): reader comes off as rude in some parts, reader is closeted, reader swears (she says fuck)

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Yachi remembers the day she met (Y/n) (L/n) very vividly.

It was during volleyball practice and the usual events were taking place. Well they were until the group is interrupted by the loud sound of the door opening and the group turned to see a girl who avoided eye contact and bowed to apologise for the intrusion. She simply kept her eyes on the ground as she made her way over to where Tanaka was before gently passing him his bag.

“Ah thank you (L/n)!” He sounded surprised but also grateful. “No problem Tanaka but please don’t make a habit of this.” Her eyes met his as she spoke to him, her voice was calm and clear but was on the quieter side of things and it was emphasised by the volume of Tanaka’s voice.

Her hair moved slightly as she moved her head to face Ukai and for a split second, her eyes met Yachi’s and even though it was probably nothing, Yachi swore she saw something in the composed gaze of the mysterious second year.

“I greatly apologise for the intrusion this won’t happen again, I’ll make sure of it. Now if you’ll excuse me I have somewhere I need to be and you have a practice that I’ve stopped long enough.” Her voice was respectful as she addressed Ukai and once he waved his hand to dismiss her, (Y/n) left in a swift walk and Yachi could have sworn their eyes locked again as (Y/n) sent a small smile to the group.

Then she slammed the door and went off to where the group can only assume is where she was desperate to go.

The silence in the room was broken by Hinata suddenly exclaiming, “What was her deal? She sounded like Kageyama. So cold.” Kageyama slapped the tangerine haired boy for the comparison.

“She’s always been that way, she is busy most days after school and tends to not speak much.” Tanaka said, as he seems to be thinking about her. “She never dates either, it’s not like no one confesses a lot of guys have tried but she just seems uninterested and shuts them down, I’m surprised people even try anymore”

The (h/c) was no longer talked about as Daichi told everyone to get back to work and that is impolite to talk about her after she just did Tanaka a favour.

Meanwhile, (Y/n) was at one of the trees outside of the school gates as her hand was feeling her heartbeat as it pounded against her ribcage. She then groaned as she let her head tilt back and rest on the tree as she messaged her tense neck.

‘She was so pretty, fuck what’s wrong with me? I sounded so rude.’ She gently shook her head as she pushed off the tree and walked back home

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i can’t think of a way to carry this on without making a part 2, so lemme know if u would want that

[exhausted-smiles]

Just make it all better ~

in which some haikyuu boys deal with a sad reader.

(A/n) if any of you want to please message me, just because i’m not writing as often anymore doesn’t in anyway mean that my messages are closed

gn! reader

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Daichi

as soon as he see’s you upset protecc mode activated

will give you the best hug ever, you can’t convince me otherwise

won’t force you talk to him about it but will ask you at some point

if you choose to tell him? cool, maybe he can help you

if you choose to not tell him? that’s fine too, he respects boundaries

i think he’d be very good at comforting his s/o because he’s so patient

that being said, that patience won’t be extended to anyone who upset you

ready to throw hands smh

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Tanaka

(he’s so underrated plsss)

off the bat he’s alert and ready to beat the hell out of whoever made you upset

he cares about you and the minuet you show signs of being even the slightest bit sad he gets all >:(

but if it wasn’t anyone that upsets you he will comfort you by holding your hand and tracing shapes on your knuckles

he shows a side to him that not many people see, but that’s because he trusts you the way you trust him

definitely will give you his jacket if it will help in anyway whatsoever

overall very protective and will make you feel safe

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Iwazumi

(i’m so in love him oml)

immediately asks you what’s wrong

he likes to be direct and wants to help you as soon as possible

but if you don’t want to talk about it at all he will be understanding and will instead prioritise making you happy

will take you out and take your mind off of it

shows small displays of reassurance (i.e, a hand on your back in public, linking pinkies, looking over at you to check on you)

will make sure no one brings it up to you because he doesn’t want you to be upset again

asks his couch if you can stay during practice because he wants to be around you

he just wants to look after you

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kenma

isn’t the most direct person but he is a good listener so if you want to talk about it he will listen to your every word

but if you don’t thats fine, he knows how it feels to not want to talk

will let you play his game as a distraction

will help you if you don’t know the controls

won’t directly give you anything but you may find that he “accidentally” leaves his jacket or hoodie with you

will also stay around you more then he usually does

(which isn’t hard because you don’t drain him like most people do)

definitely provides comfort in his stability, you know he’s always there for you and isn’t going to disappear one day

he won’t do any grand gestures of protection but will keep an eye out for you and anyone who seems to be bothering you

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bokuto

will 100% do everything he can to make you smile again

wether it’s just having someone to vent to or have someone to hug

will also become protective after

someone could look at you wrong and he’s by your side, and holding your hand

will take you somewhere fun when you both have the free time

he wants to make you less stressed and see your smile

he will also use nicknames more like “love” “sunshine”

he just wants to do everything he can to make you happy again

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[exhausted-smiles]

i hope that all of my us followers are staying safe during this uncertain times. what trump has allowed to happen is disgusting and awful. it is unacceptable to call what happened a protest and call the blm movement a riot, the blm movement was peaceful where as what happened was violent and vile. so to all my american followers, stay safe and look after each other

[exhausted-smiles]

im crying because your incorrect reader x haikyuu quotes are so amazing, and you're so amazing, and your entire blog is amazing

thank youuu!!! <3 i thinking about bringing it back but i’m not entirely sure :)

[exhausted-smiles]

i got my back cracked for the first time today and

- a.) i feel unstoppable

- b.) i’m now able to crack other body parts, (eg., my pelvis and ankles)

that’s not relevant to anything i jus wanted to tell u so this acc doesn’t completely go innactive

also lowkey not as in the haikyuu fandom as i used to be so i’m in the process of finding motivation to write again

[exhausted-smiles]

i do be lacking motivation in every way possible, sorry guys

[exhausted-smiles]

hello luvs,

i just wanted to say...Thank you for 1,000 followers, i never thought that this account i made while bored in quarantine would get over 100 followers, let alone 1,000.

i want to thank anyone that has followed me so far, wether you were here from the start or if you followed me yesterday, it wouldn’t have been possible without any of you

so thank you so much

[exhausted-smiles]

Could i request where kageyama has been ignoring his s/o cuz he's busy preparing ger bday surprise party his s/o is sad but happy when shes surprised? kinda sounds stupid sorrysbsbwb you dont have to

aww of course, this idea is so cute <3

(disclaimer: i don’t own the be gif, credit to the owner)

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genre: fluff

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Your birthday was coming up and you weren’t really expecting anything massive. Your plans were primarily just to spend time with your boyfriend Kageyama and maybe a few friends.

But you had also noticed that Kageyama was being more distant recently and you just chalked it up to him being worried about school or volleyball practice being more tiring then usual. But after about a week it was starting to hurt a little bit. Did you do something wrong? Was he mad at you?

Many thoughts swirled through your mind as you pondered what was wrong between you two. Your thoughts were cut short by Kageyama himself. He tapped your shoulder and said, “Can you..follow me please?” His voice was quiet and calm as usual. You nodded a bit unsure of what he wanted. The walk was silent and slightly tense.

You couldn’t take the silence between you two so you decided to break it. “Is there something wrong between us Kags?” You kept your voice as low as possible. Kageyama looked over at you surprised and quickly shook his head and shyly interlaced your fingers with his and started leading you to the gym at a fast pace.

You were confused as to what he was doing, but before you could say anything, Kageyama slid open the door and switched on the lights.

The Karasuno team along with your friends yelled out, “Suprise!” You loudly gasped, a faint blush of embarrassment and shock. “Thank you so much everyone.” You loudly exclaimed.

As the party kicked off and everyone was talking amongst themselves you pulled Kageyama to the side. “Thank you for this Kags, it means a lot.” You said quietly and you kissed his cheek. It was time for Kageyama to blush, he murmured a response, “You’re welcome.”

You spent the rest of the party enjoying time with your friends and boyfriend, laughing, dancing and just generally have a nice birthday

[one-time-i-dreamt]

whats happening in lebanon?

a carrd with info on whats going on in lebanon + some resources to help! pls share this :)

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Disaster relief:

Help raise £5000000 to provide disaster relief after the explosion in Beirut

Weʼre raising money to provide disaster relief after the explosion in Beirut. Support this JustGiving Crowdfunding Page.

Red Cross:

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[thebluepandalord]

Be careful when you donate to different organizations!!!! Because of the way the lebanese system works, some donations may be considered illegal and can’t be accepted! Lebanese Red Cross is one of the legal ones, so if you can donate, do it!

If you know any other organizations that are okay to donate to, please add!!

Right now, Beirut looks like a war zone. The city center is only about a kilometer away from the blast site, and is completely ruined. Buildings as far as 20 kilometers away were heavily damaged.

A lot of people are still missing in the ruins, and families are desperately trying to find them. Lots of people lost their homes and have nowhere to go.

Please donate to help!

[entertainingfaith]

I'M DOING AN EXPERIMENT

To prove something to a friend, please

REBLOG IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES

LIKE IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS DON’T BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES

[spacexualkids]

:)

[ladyofthefanart]

REBLOGGING SO HARD.

[too-easily-obsessed]

YOU BETTER FUCKING BELIEVE IM REBLOGGING WTF

[sakuraaa-s]

GET 👏🏼 RID 👏🏼 OF 👏🏼 ACE/AROPHOBIA 👏🏼

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im gonna reblog this everytime i see it ,,

[sjw-hitgirl]

REBLOG THIS ALREADY!

[epiiphaney-deactivated20210923]

reblog 💕💘💗💝💕💓💗💘💕

[ashchrome-archive]

Reblog!!! 💕💓💕💞💗💝💖💓💕💗💕

[scifellgoddess]

Don’t fucking like this, R E B L O G 

[willow404]

f*cking reblog, you cowards

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hey, i’ve been gone a while but i’m back now, requests are going to be done soon, 100% guaranteed <3

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Incorrect Haikyuu x reader quotes part 4 :]

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this won’t be any specific character x reader (for example it won’t be specifically tsukishima x reader, or kuroo x reader) just general haikyuu x reader, sorry if you’re favourite character wasn’t included,

i also own none of these quotes i got them from vine and various comedians, message me if you want to know any specifics, some of them have been slightly added to by me but not by much

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(you’re all aged up a bit)

you: *holding your and tsukishima’s baby*

tsukishima: I want you to all meet our baby

yamaguchi: I can’t believe two of us have one of these

hinata: I know, I still am one of these

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Oikawa: Iwa-chan i’ll be fine it’s just a crush

you: Hi oikawa

Oikawa: I love you

Iwaizumi: *facepalming*

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bokuto: So you’ve been spending a lot of time with (Y/n)

kuroo: It’s not what you think i swear...

bokuto: Oh, really? So, no reason for me to get jealous?

kuroo: no you’re the only one for me

bokuto: is that so...?

kuroo: I promise! (Y/n) and I are just dating, okay? She's my girlfriend.

bokuto: so no best friend feelings involved?

kuroo: You are still my one and only best friend! She's just the love of my life, nothing more!

bokuto: *nodding* ok

you: i don’t know what i just witnessed but it was amazing

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you: i am the sand guardian, guardian of the sand

hinata: Posiedon quivers before her!

you: (to the water) f*ck off!

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you: all these ghosts! all these ghosts and i still can’t find a boo

oikawa: i am right here, willing to be your boo, but go off i guess

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you: (laying your head on bokuto’s shoulder) i’m going to take nap here! >:,(

bokuto: ok baby

you: goodnight :,)

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(you are once again a manager)

karasuno: being loud on the bus and arguing

you: (to everyone) wHy DonT wE jUsT ReLaXxXx, TuRn On ThE RaDiO

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you: how it feels to chew five gum

bokuto: *spikes the ball*

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oikawa: i dare you kiss the next person who enters the room

iwaizumi: i’m not kissing anyon-

you: *walks in*

iwaizumi: fiiiiiine, oNlY bEcAuSe yOu ToLd Me To

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you: all odd numbers have an “e” in them

tsukishima: it’s 3am go to sleep

you: thrEE

tsukishima: *pulls you in a hug to “make you shut up” but it’s actually because he cares about you and just won’t say it*

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you: if i went missing for a week would you be alarmed?

sugawara: What?! yes i would be alarmed

you: oh that’s nice, i didn’t think you’d be alarmed

sugawara: you’re helping raise a bunch of volleyball children and we’ve been together for 2 years, of course i would be alarmed...are you ok sweetie?

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you: so here’s the tea

iwaizumi: it’s literally are strategy for the match

oikawa: you want the tea or no?

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daichi: i need you

you: for?

daichi: ever

you:(voice cracking) oH

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you: me and suga are expecting!

everyone:

tsukishima’s: aren't you two a little young to-

sugawara: *slams down adoption papers* it’s you guys

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hi ily! is there gonna be a new haikyuu!! incorrect vine comp?

hello, thank you <3, and to answer your question, yes! within the next few days actually