[kyoukorpse]

i love my evil wife #MyEvilWife

[cerastes]

Fuuuck I just loss 20000 dollars in adverisement revenue and potential sales when that guy over there didn’t look at my flyer because he was talking to the girl he was walking with. The sensible option here is to ban talking while walking since it’s literally theft.

[pocketss]

Ummm she's literally sensitive :/

[avatarmerida]

Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum

[futurakid]

[leg-stealing-bee]

[closetedguyy]

[knitordeath]

This hands down the best comment in the notes, I will not be taking criticism.

[song-of-sea-and-sky]

happy pride month 2021 I ain’t quittin’ you…

[msue0027]

[maxstarfall]

[gengaritez]

[pumpkin--rabbit]

[minyicho]

[mysterycat-official]

I lowkey hate when programs talk to me in a friendly way. "don't worry, nearly there!" Shut up. It should say "loading 64.3% completed. Do not turn off device" and absolutely nothing else. You arent my friend you are computer. Act like it

[fishy044]

11/5/26 fav fish

[jstor]

hi jstor. I love you jstor

[memewhore]

[ruffboi-mags]

unmute for the love of god please it's amazing

[moonlightdistractions]

to think I would have just swiped past on mute, therefore not hearing pure unadulterated joy

[yamada-ryo]

honestly one of the all time tweets of all time tbh

[augustheart]

i'm crying rn.... the fucking Torta.....

[teaboot]

EXCELLENT NEWS

[idrawsnoopyeveryday]

174.

[pangur-and-grim]

I'm going down a rabbit hole looking through this Thai cattery that breeds for white back-stripes

[labradorduck]

@hollowedskin

[succumbing-song]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

[dominiqueramseyart]

It's Pokemon Day and Pokemon is now 30 years old! This game single-handedly series raised me.

[dominiqueramseyart]

It is St. Patricks day!!

I enjoy using a good amount of green in my artwork, so have some luck of the Irish

[feluka]

i hate the way fat antagonists have their weight moralized and used as a metaphor for greed and corruption and i hate the way it's overcorrected into fat people being "soft squishy friend-shaped cupcakes who look like they give incredible hugs" and i long for the day we have nuanced, interesting, and complicated fat characters and most of all i long for the day people are normal about fatness

[dominiqueramseyart]

Eevee evolutions