E U P H O R I A .

And tell my friends I'll be around getting nowhere

[academic-vampire]

“…𝔩𝔞𝔱𝔢 𝔠𝔬𝔣𝔣𝔢𝔢 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔬𝔯𝔞𝔫𝔤𝔢𝔰 𝔦𝔫 𝔞 𝔰𝔲𝔫𝔫𝔶 𝔠𝔥𝔞𝔦𝔯…”

-Wallace Stevens, “Sunday Morning”

[hometoursandotherstuff]

Squishy intestines with confetti.

[demonius-darkblade]

hate how they forced bugs bunny into anti-weed propaganda in the 90s, as if bugs bunny wouldn’t love smoking weed 

[clayboy2000-deactivated20210427]

To be perfectly fair, bugs bunny would also love taking money for starring in anti-weed propaganda and then using said money to buy weed

[violencevoyager-deactivated2022]

bugs bunny is not real 

[zvaigzdelasas]

[xylophonicsynapse]

[gloomsday]

sent this message to my coworker today and he sent me this screenshot with microsoft teams's suggested replies... incredible 10/10 no notes.

[pleatedjeans]

35 Funny Tweets Everyone Should’ve Read This Week (May 16, 2026)

[metamorphicmuse]

Time Has a Way of Slipping By

[pkmntrainerquinn]

Xatu, as requested! I'm glad all of the Natu lovers who found my doodles felt seen by having their little guy represented <3

[butchfagminotaur]

your dni list says don’t interact if “you’re a pro-ed blog” and sorry if i’m out of touch but since when was it problematic to have ed? i get all the other things on your dni but this one really confuses me. and while i’ve never heard of a blog being pro-ed, it’s a real condition people suffer with and maybe having a pro-ed blog and supporting people who can’t get a boner is a good thing? that’s just my thoughts. but if having ed is problematic somehow please lmk why.

…

eating disorder

not erectile dysfunction

[butchfagminotaur]

if you can’t get ROCK FUCKING HARD i dont want you to even LOOK at my blog!!!

[unbfacts]

This is Dr. Katie Bouman, the computer whiz who built the key algorithm turning telescope data into the first‑ever black hole photo.

[tall]

[charlesoberonn]

Does Tumblr know about the travesty that is the optimal (as far as we know) configuration to pack 17 squares in a larger square?

[lookingatdogswhilecompilingcode]

On the one hand, I hate that something this ugly is true.

On the other hand, I need to show this to my mum one day. Because she used to get mad at me when I put the mugs in the cupboard the wrong way. She insisted all the handles need to point the same way so the mugs fit optimally.

Now that I’m trained in mathematics, I don’t believe her anymore. I don’t believe she knows how to optimally fit a bunch of differently-shaped mugs in a cupboard. I don’t believe anyone knows how to optimally fit a bunch of differently-shaped mugs in a cupboard.

[enki2]

[raimagnolia]

How short are people's memories for them to forget that Airbnb, streaming, Uber used to all be cheap

Mobile services used to also be cheap.

[apas-95]

this isn't some new invention of amazon and silicon valley, by the way, it's just how the capitalist market operates. supermarkets originally undercut local groceries in the same way, because they had more weight to throw around, and could take a loss in one spot that was made up in another. it's a general tendency towards monopolisation.

[env0]

No joke, WATCH "Who Framed Roger Rabbit" not only is it a good movie. But it is an entry level explanation and exploration of this strategy.

[low-poly-yuri]

why is france called the hexagon when its abundantly clear that it’s a pentagon

[cleansingreflections-deactivate]

what

[low-poly-yuri]

mmm i guess i see it i was definitely seeing 1 and 2 as one side plus the left and right sides slope out more

[cleansingreflections-deactivate]

yeah tbh i see how you can see 1 and 2 as one side

[vang0bus]

actually its a decagon

[vang0bus]

careful apollo might hear you

[yotaasuke]

ok but if we r being really pedantic it’s a triacontakaipentagon (35 sides)

[i-am-dulaman]

Tumblr accidentally rediscovers the coastline paradox

[theshehulkproject]

Some D&D party is out there playing the coolest campaign ever.

[nonasuch]

I saw this when it was posted! Some highlights from the comments:

[sindri42]

That's not a child, that's a mastermind.

Let her cook.

[welele]

[draconym]

Sure, you know how to self-flagellate, but do you know how to apologize? Saying "I'm a stupid idiot" is not the same thing as saying "I did something wrong."

[draconym]

People who want an apology pretty much never want to hear "I'm a stupid idiot." If someone is actually trying to get you to say you're a stupid idiot, it's not because it will make up for a mistake you made or harm you caused. It's because they want you to feel like a stupid idiot. People who care about you do not want you to feel like a stupid idiot and it hurts them when they see you putting yourself down in their name.

[northstarfan]

Plus, this can feel really manipulative. An apology is acknowledgement that a mistake was made and reassurance that it won't happen again (or at least, reassurance that the person apologizing will make an effort). Reframing the situation so that's it's all about how bad you feel or how badly you screwed up means that the person expecting an apology is getting a negative reaction to a reasonable request and is now expected to reassure whoever did harm. It's making it all about you, not about righting what you did, and it's a great way to alienate people.

[ripempezardexerox]