this is just my phan trash archive tbh

[diphowell]

the funniest example of dan being a(n obviously) fake idgafer when he told phil to talk about his long jumping vs when phil started talking

[exisphantialcrisis]

Alyssa from the latest hard launch podcast I feel your pain so much. and I'm sorry dnp's gay asses did not understand what you were saying

[exisphantialcrisis]

yo spoilers for that movie weapons that dnp mentioned but just a warning

apparently the gay icons they mention die p graphically. or at least one of them. I just checked doesthedogdie cause I do like horror but I'm specific so yeah they do very much fuck up the only gays in the movie. just be warned ig

[queer-as-city-folk]

It's not RPF if I'm right

[ahappydnp]

Dan declares his love for Phil when he’s drunk meanwhile Phil ignores Dan when he’s drunk 😭😭😭😭

june 2009 roleplay

[lizardsmp3]

it's like. the fact they were both too drunk for dan to even bother fighting back when phil was like yeah when hes drunk he starts confessing his love. he couldnt even defend himself. this is the best video ever put to youtube

[queerdnp]

how long till we get a sex incident story on the pod

[exisphantialcrisis]

okay so my wife and I just accidentally watched the baking video on 0.75 speed. like no shit this feels like it's been YEARS wtf

[lizardsmp3]

why do dan and phil know about flour handprints on the ass they’re not allowed to know about that I DONT LIKE THEM

[ahappydnp]

watching the interactive christmas adventure is craaaaazy they were literally boyfriends there ... one of the paths is to poke phil's current boyfriend in the face... can anyone hear me

OKAY BUT THE POKE DAN THING KILLS ME!!!! because!!! it was also the first path in space adventure (which ofc dan lost his mind over on his 18th birthday). there's 3 levels of poking phil in space adventure as well which is why dan referenced it in christmas adventure

so not only did dan star in the sequel to the interactive special that was obsessed with, he was officially added to the poke path inside joke!!!! y/n of all time what do you mean he got to reference his favorite amazingphil video while staring in an amazingphil video

[dansasterology]

happy trans visibility day everyone 🏳️‍⚧️💗

[verdiesque]

Airport stress level gap relationship

[dpdailyupdate]

Comments liked by Dan and Phil on ‘We didn’t die on holiday!!!!!!!!’

[bleachblondephil]

'cleaned too hard and found the original pinof questions' bitch we know those questions were safely locked away in that little box u kept by your bed for god knows how many years

[diphowell]

beginnings: 2014 -> 2025

[danandphilupdates]

danandphil tiktok

18/3/26

[danandphilupdates]

danandphil tiktok

17/3/26