Jared, 19

[mapsontheweb]

The Mediterranean Sea perfectly fits inside Australia.

[grootpoepjeplasjehoofd]

Australia do this

[woodloodloodloo]

if this happened it would drown nearly 5 people

[sweetgrassbraids-deactivated202]

the tenderness…. 

[bright-eyed]

the whole quote is very heartwarming:

“And we are not the only animal that has to teach our young. Old lobsters show their migration routes to young ones by holding claws, the way we hold hands, and walking the long miles together. A kitten without a mother to teach her may not ever learn to hunt small mammals. Such cats will let mice run all over them—though once they are shown, they never forget. A bee coming home from her first pollen run will be stroked all over by the other bees in praise and encouragement, even though she’s probably carrying only one-tenth of what she will learn to in a few weeks. Beavers held in captivity without flowing water don’t know how to make dams—that knowledge was passed down through the generations until humans interrupted their process of enculturation.”

[susandotcom-deactivated20210224]

as a teenager I go on the computer and the computer light goes into my eyes and brain and turns me evil and makes me do bad things

[hortensius-deactivated20240909]

why must my analysis be supported by “textual evidence”? is it not enough for my arguments to be sexy and unhinged??

[jumex]

I know not everything needs my commentary but if I don’t speak I will literally die…

[marshals-to-dictators]

You’re all monsters

[nutsacktorturer]

even her?

[marshals-to-dictators]

No!!! Of course not!!!! She’s wonderful!

[nutsacktorturer]

you fool!!

[auckie]

What if you poked me in the chest and your finger broke through like you were cracking into a rotted plank of wood and dust came out and I just crumpled into nothing and my spores got into your nose

[kelleysroom-deactivated20200511]

I would not hang out with you again that's for sure!

[auckie]

Well there you have it!

[steven]

sorry i have bubonic plague i can’t hang out tonight

[61below]

aw rats

[kkneesockks]

[snuv]

songs to touch the stove to

[logarto]

[maverick-ornithography]

[highkeygay]

She’s getting the tea henny

[femmewitch-deactivated20190613]

and she’s gagging 

[autistic-reptile]

first blackout poetry attempt how did I do

[valtsv]

might fuck around and let nature reclaim me

[wordproblemapoligist]

does this mean you’re going feral or just lying in the dirt for a while

[valtsv]

yeah

[chaarmandeeer-deactivated201904]

be careful with who you call ugly in middle school 😍😍😍😍👌👌👌👅👅💦💦💦💯💯💯💯💯

[whitepeopletwitter]

[ewaneneollav]

[clefsandlasers-deactivated20190]

idk what they were going for but this sounds like a dril-tier shitpost

[downwithneocolonialism]

[slugzone]

here is an extremely high resolution picture of a mole

[kingcheddarxvii]

tch. yeah right. sure it is. *clicks link* w ooooo aa aAa AahAHhaAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!! *skin blasts off of face to reveal skeleton wearing sunglasses* this post really delivers 

[official-aquarium-gravel]

this mole is now my reaction image for every conversation