memory rick just likes to listen to club classics
Show & Tell
I'd rather be in outer space đ¸
hello vonnie
Sweet Seals For You, Always

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pixel skylines
Cosmic Funnies
i don't do bad sauce passes

#extradirty
RMH
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda

JVL
almost home

blake kathryn
ojovivo
cherry valley forever
noise dept.
$LAYYYTER
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
TVSTRANGERTHINGS

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@existentialdreadofhumanity
memory rick just likes to listen to club classics
It's at LEAST a C+
6 days until s9 â¨ď¸
Flesh Curtains era Birdrick a 100 years!
this gigantic ass coat making him look so cute
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I have this idea that Iâm gonna expand upon in my fanfic but I just wanna randomly say it bc I canât fucking shut up rn
So Birddaughter is a serious rebel and hates the galactic federation, which leads me to believe that she would have to know who Rick is bc like, who tf doesnât, (and BP also has at least 1 image of Rick hanging in his house) and what if she actually has an admiration for him and all the crazy shit heâs done? Bc given her whole thing is rebellious-angsty-teen, she probably has some also-rebellious role models. Sheâd probably kinda see him as a badass, all things considered. I mean, heâs known for toppling the organization that she hates ffs. Iâm just saying that I think it would be interesting af for her to respect Rick who guides her to respect BP and whether Rick wants to admit it or not, BD actually begins to grow on him and he ends up helping parent her but not doing it intentionally, yâknow? Like he doesnât even realize heâs practically become her parent
Ok I need to stop rambling bc I canât even words clearly rn lmfaooooo but yeah thatâs a HC of mine
FINE if Rick and Morty isn't going to show Birddaughter's rescue., I will.
Some older art but still love these (â äşşâ  â â˘Íâ á´â â˘Íâ )
there's a theme here......
Look at my grandpa dawggggg I'm going to die đđ
preserving this awesome comment before i blocked them for unrelated bigotry
Folks in these replies and these reposts simply do not get it. Itâs not that we simply just canât enjoy something made up, itâs that we can tell it was made up and that sucks all the joy out of watching it. There is no fantasy, the illusion is broken immediately!
I can tell that itâs fake, which makes it impossible to get into.
I can tell the actors arenât actually experiencing the emotions theyâre pretending to experience.
I can tell the camera moves in certain ways to depict certain tones.
I can that the place the actors is in is a set, it looks nothing like a real home or a real whatever.
Donât get me wrong, I love âfake thingsâ, like anime and video games. I know itâs fake and knowing that doesnât break the immersion because itâs not trying* to be real. Itâs the fact that movies and tv shows feel like theyâre trying* to simulate existence. Like an AI attempted to recreate a humanâs life and just stuck it on film.
What a bleak way to live
What an idiotic and unempathetic take. Iâm so sorry that my inability to believe the unbelievable is so Earth shattering for you.
â#sorry some of us are more logical and literal thinkersâŚâ Girl whatâs more literal and logical, seeing something that was clearly filmed as ârealâ or recognizing itâs fake and not being able to let go of that fact?
Sybau and pull that stick out of your ass
Morty is so dumb that...
1. He regularly disarms Rick's neutrino bombs. The first time he did it it was completely on the fly, no prior experience. Yet, he did it.
2. He has a knack for learning alien languages... as for the tree people in the battery dimension, it was obviously done without any sort of translator or support. (And he took over as their leader)
3. He's quick on his feet and can think his way out in a stressful situation, figuring out things that Rick can't and coming up with innovative solutions.
4. He figured out how to use a portal gun.
5. He can figure out how machines he's never seen nor used before work, and employ them successfully.
6. Beat Rick (smartest man in the universe?) in a board game.
7. Can manipulate said "smartest man in the universe", if he so chooses.
8. Became a successful stock broker. Out of the blue. Just did it.
9. Run. Whole. Freaking. Civilizations (and also toppled them as Marta)
10. Pitches good ideas that Rick typically ignores
11. When suddenly becomes motivated to try, he is good at math
12. His ideas were good enough that he would have gotten a deal for a movie production...!
13. His default intelligence is maxed out.
...At this point, it's only a matter of time before he starts making his own inventions, Eyepatch-Morty-style.
GUYS.
The only reason we've been thinking that Morty is stupid is that Rick has been calling him stupid repeatedly.
Sure, Morty does plenty of dumb stuff, but so does Rick. Rick has the emotional intelligence of a four year old and throws tantrums of cosmic proportions whenever slighted (vat of acid? submit to the selfie?), while often going ahead with complicated, innovative ideas... that in reality solve nothing and are a waste of time (Pickle Rick?? Leg Rick?? Cloning his own daughter? The dumb time-loop in his own dimension? Replacing himself with a robot? Creating a robot ghost to scary Mr Poopybutthole instead of just telling him to leave??) Not to mention his many incredibly lame jokes.
Everyone does dumb stuff occasionally!!! No one is an impeccable genius of non-stop moments of brightness!! (even Eyepatch Morty, the most cautious character, the character who has made basically NO MISTAKES up to now, sounds dumb a couple of times: "I'm gonna do the thing I wanna do, with the curve thing" and "My biggest fear is other people being afraid. Of fear. Itself." lol).
If Rick hadn't been calling Morty a freaking idiot with every breath available, we wouldn't be thinking "oh look haha the moron became a stock broker, what a joke, must be some sort of fluke"; we would be thinking "what an incredibly gifted kid".
We would attribute Morty's many mistakes to lack of experience, to lack of wisdom, to youth, to enthusiasm, to idealism, to teenager hormones, to acting hastily.
We would wish to see him eventually mature, apply his time and effort to worthwhile endeavors instead (mainly) of inane teenage stuff. We would wish to see him do well in school, we would wish to see him reach his full potential and succeed in great things.
Only Rick keeps pounding our heads with how stupid Morty is, and all of Morty's successes are never mentioned again, but getting lost to oblivion in comparison to Rick's (who has 60+ years more experience) genius.
WE VIEWERS ARE BEING UNWITTINGLY MANIPULATED THE EXACT SAME WAY MORTY IS.
its so fucked that people will be like "yeah i stopped smoking weed because it made me feel like everything was fine, which made me do less" like ok so your primary motivator was fear.
i stopped because it made me think i had mind control powers and i started seeing peoples tattoos as spiders crawling on them
You did have those powers and you lost them permanently because of your weaknesses
every so often something nice happens on the other hellsite đš
the artemis ii mission reminds me why i love humanity so much. they play pink pony club for the astronauts. they have issues with microsoft outlook. one of the astronauts named a moon crater after his late wife. a jar of nutella just flew by. they make 67 memes because theyâre big nerds with huge hearts who say that we look beautiful from there. they call dibs on sleeping arrangements and the mission specialist likes sleeping like a bat. the pilotâs daughter shows her dad off on her social media.
dunno just sometimes helps to think that we can do things like that.
This is canon