Hurry hockey

Here for the heat! I post & reblog all things related to the boys so if you're here you need to be an adult. Don't repost stuff elsewhere, tumblr is under lock and key in a way that other places simply aren't. Love you!

[expertcollective]

Where can I find the very best Go home! YOU'RE 45 YEARS OLD! gifs and screenshots and other accoutrements?

Just realised I have to gift someone who is in fact turning 45 years old 🦕

And a chirp from Shane is a gift from the heart 🙂

[drabbles-and-rambles]

I saw a post about Shane and Ilya being sad that they can't thank each other in their acceptance speeches like other can with their spouses and it got me thinking:

Ilya wins his first awards and hes got nobody he really wants to thank after his team and coach cause he he hates his family but he knows his speech is too short so on impulse he goes "And I want to thank Shane Hollander for being slightly worse than me this season". Everyone knows it was going to one of those two, so everyone thinks hes an asshole to say that but whats new so it works for him. But from then on it then becomes a bit for both of them to thank each other in their speeches in a snide way as a reason they won.

Shane winning the Art Ross Trophy (Awarded to the player who leads the league in total points at the end of the regular season). and going "special thanks to Rozanov for missing at least 5 shots this season, he was a huge help"

Ilya winning the Conn Smythe Trophy (Awarded to the most valuable player for his team in the playoffs.) "Just want to give a quick shout out to Hollander for getting knocked out in the second round this season. Must hate to see me up here."

They find a way to mention the other in their speeches every time all the time.

[expertcollective]

Currently reading 2 fics with very similar premises (coincidentally, I assume) and they're being updated on the same day it seems and I'm blessed and highly favoured

but also getting completely lost in the plot(s)

[expertcollective]

And this is just about these two fics. This is not about the 97 open tabs on my browser, the 118 on my phone, the 48 links in my notes, the 53 in my browser bookmarks, and the Read Laters and the subscriptions. And the ao3 bookmarks and collections.

I'm just trying to keep up.

[expertcollective]

Currently reading 2 fics with very similar premises (coincidentally, I assume) and they're being updated on the same day it seems and I'm blessed and highly favoured

but also getting completely lost in the plot(s)

[expertcollective]

I really just want writers to tag nesting in their omegaverse fics 'cause a nesting!shane is such a wonderful shane and the nesting tag is just so nice

[thisfeebleheart]

the way Shane looks at Ilya in Tampa insp. by @immovabletype's tags:

[firstprinced]

Heated Rivalry | 1.01 | Rookies

[expertcollective]

How very Everytime we touch

[expertcollective]

Is Liekinheiton the only one to have an HR edit though?

[expertcollective]

Yeah so I was flabbergasted until I realised it was her belt and not... something else

[komaami]

Shane “Somehow I Ended Up Dating a Clown” Hollander 🙄🥳

1s×06ep

[hollandershane]

"You know the night of the draft, in that hotel gym?" — Heated Rivalry | Chapter 20

[assignedilyaoftheday]

your assigned ilya of the day loves the birthday boy soooo much and has for a very long time <3

[expertcollective]

It's Shane's special day

[shanesbian]

smiling like a frog bc it's his bdayyyy 🍰

[avantgarden-er]

CLEARING THE AIR that My Cliff Marly would never be shitty to Shane he LOVES him….. cliff/ilya/shane all share locations on the Find My App and cliff will send memes to shane constantly and Shane doesn’t think they are funny but he doesn’t want to be rude so he thumbs up reacts the messages and ilya is like. Myshane :) i love that you love my brother :) and shane is like He has me as his emergency contact ilya… I’m scared to NOT answer the phone… ilya is like wow. My man!!!! 😍 anyways My Cliff sends them an obscene amount of flowers every year for their anniversary with a hand written note thats like “Real love to some Real lovers. Big up big dogs xoxo cliffy”

[beehivedemocracy]

Sometimes when I'm wearing shorts the shorts do that thing when you sit weird where they cut around the fat on your thigh and it makes the shorts look waaay too small or I struggle finding shorts I don't chafe in and it makes me feel a little insecure and then I remember

If it's a Shane Hollander problem then it's a hot girl problem and it immediately makes me feel better it's like magic

[expertcollective]

I love those gifs of Shane browsing hollanov rpf on ao3 and being pleased with his findings.

#myshane right here has just made this face because he

a) discovered omegaverse

b) found out about knotting

or

c) found that one fic with the omegareddit username "mouthknotenthusiast"?