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beardedmrbean

gaybichon

LMFAO

gaybichon

parkchanwoohoo

Sorry for being incapable of answering a question without like 900 "It dependssss" prefaces. Unfortunately too many things depend on too many things

sacredstem

i’m obsessed with how every single person can be stupid in their own special way and infinitely smart in another. simultaneously

nudityandnerdery

ultrafacts

solarflicker

So glad I decided to fact check this. I would have gone my entire life without knowing it was a Russian doll shark situation.

jabberwockypie

Shark turducken

fralexion

Ace Attorney-ass murder plot

gayfrogs7

Yo, correct me if I am wrong please, but didn't Hitler rise to power because he promised to fix the German economy and people really liked that so they looked past everything else he was doing??? Like exactly what's happening in America right now???

So many people said they voted for Trump, put a truly evil person in power, because he said he'd fix the economy, and a little voice in my head is going, "Isn't that what happened with fucking Hitler??"

But I've seen no one point that out so maybe I'm miss remembering???????

asteroidtroglodyte

Everyone in America right now who has Studied History and knows the Portents of Doom:

arielsojourner

USA people! Buy NOTHING Feb 28 2025. Not anything. 24 hours. No spending. Buy the day before or after but nothing. NOTHING. February 28 2025. Not gas. Not milk. Not something on a gaming app. Not a penny spent. (Only option in a crisis is local small mom and pop. Nothing. Else.) Promise me. Commit. 1 day. 1 day to scare the shit out of them that they don't get to follow the bullshit executive orders. They don't get to be cowards. If they do, it costs. It costs.

Then, if you can join me for Phase 2. March 7 2025 thtough March 14 2025? No Amazon. None. 1 week. No orders. Not a single item. Not one ebook. Nothing. 1 week. Just 1.

If you live outside the USA boycott US products on February 28 2025 and stand in solidarity with us and also join us for the week of no Amazon.

Are you with me?

Spread the word.

absolute-r-andomness

For context, there is a blackout on February 28 to protest against de DEI roll back

The national economic blackout is scheduled as a way for Americans to boycott major retailers that have pulled back on DEI policies.

dontmean2bepoliticalbut

hotelcrying

consistent-sincerity

nudityandnerdery

"There's no room for fear in our community," said Interim Chief Michael Igo on his X account, adding that "we're here to serve and protect a

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kolejnylangblr

#ok but what i don't understand is how the police can apparently refuse to follow orders #i don't get how this works

nudityandnerdery

I mean, first off, people have the right to refuse orders, that's why "Just following orders" isn't a defense against crimes. Second, because the federal government doesn't get to order local authorities to do something without a legally established framework. There's not one 'everyone must obey this authority' in the US, orders are only lawful if they come down from someone who has the authority to give you orders. So a general can't show up to the police and give orders, because they're a different chain of command, same way the cops can't show up and order the military to send troops in to suppress protests. They're two different chains of command for very good reason. And, similarly, the federal government can't just demand local authorities carry out their duties for them. Your local cops aren't trained for immigration enforcement, much like ICE isn't trained to handle enforcing restraining orders.

Also, I do want to take a moment to comment on something I've seen several people comment on: yeah, it's Texas. But there are people in Texas with left-leaning views. What's surprising to me here is that the cops are the ones pushing back, that's unexpected to me.

saywhat-politics

Keep your messaging simple:

“Trump fired everyone in charge of airplane safety, and a week later planes started crashing into each other.”

That’s it. That’s the messaging. Don’t get bogged down disputing Trump’s false claims. Just blame him, in short and repeatable sentences.

queerculus

Trump removed bird safety regulations in his first term and now bird flu is killing so many laying hens that eggs are $5 a carton

Trump removed food safety standards his first term and now we have recalls every few weeks

Trump cut the subsidies for the solar farms under construction so now electricity costs more

Trump disbanded the pandemic response team and we now we have bird flu and tuberculosis outbreaks

briscal

scrungly420

For anyone wondering, Blockhead and conehead are terms used to describe the skull shape of golden retrievers. This baby is a blockhead but to anyone unfamiliar, it sounds like the reddit op is asking if this puppy is going to be an idiot.

Goldens have two main head types, Block and Cone (sometimes called slender but I digress). Blockheads have the big blocky heads and coneheads are more pointy. Two examples below.

As far as I'm aware, its just an aesthetic thing and has no impact on their health.

TLDR: your mama so blockhead she minecraft steve

insightfulllama

Just started reading Sherlock Holmes and all the adaptations are wrong. This man is a delight. He gets excited about hemoglobin and is ecstatic at the thought of Watson as a roommate. He purposefully forgets how the solar system works so he has more room in his brain for crime. He shows Watson the dirt stains on his trousers and he can tell what part of London they come from based on color and consistency. (As far as i can tell Watson didn't ask, Sherlock just gets back from walks and tells Watson about the stains unprompted.) The text specifically says "Holmes was certainly not a difficult man to live with." Why does every adaptation make him unpleasant and rude, he's literally just eccentric. He's such a goober, I love him.

224bbaker

Did an Instagram Q&A recently and got asked our biggest Holmes opinion and it was this—“HE’S A NICE MAN!” I yell for yet another day, banging my fists on the table in righteousness. He is just a weird little dude! He loves effusively and laughs a lot and gives science related high fives and it is the coolest part of him! Let Sherlock Holmes be on Mythbusters he would LOVE IT!!!!