[memewhore]

[captainsingleton]

Man: What’s a matter girl, you had a little bit too much corn?

Pig: *very long disgruntled groan which rises in pitch*

Man: Is that a yeah?

Pig: *shorter groan*

Man: Okay.  Here I come, I gotta get the intoxicated pig… Look at this pig…

Pig: *quiet snort*

Man: Hey!

Pig: *snort*

Man: Are you messed up, girl?  

Pig: *short snort*

Man: Never seen a damn pig… Look at that, that one here’s fine, that one there is fine, this one here is turned belly up 

Pig: *snort snort snort snort*

Man: Hey you

Pig: *snort*

Man: Whoa!  Whoa!  Shit!  [Unintelligible] HOWH!  Come here girl! 

Pig: *grunt grunt grunt*

Man: Holy hell, fuck…I didn’t mean to do that

[kitharion]

“Whoa! Woah! Shit The Bed Almighty!” Is my new favorite expletive

[marzipanandminutiae]

and if anyone’s wondering, the man (from Cecilia, Kentucky, USA) had emptied a broken deer feeder full of accidentally fermented corn into a field where no animals were supposed to be. the pigs broke out of their pen, got into the corn, and the one you see here seriously overindulged

they observed her overnight and got Animal Control to do a check-up on her. she’s fine

so yes, you you can enjoy the video without worrying about Drunk Pig

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[fierceawakening]

So glad to hear she’s just drunk off her… whatever you call a pig ass. Haunches?

[fishgummy]

>buy impossible burger >look inside >it's possible

[transgenderer]

sometimes, when someone does a silly joke, and i respond to it sincerely, it is because i did not get the joke, and sometimes its because i am actually doing a joke myself. i like to call this "the autist's double bluff"

[a-daks]

obsessed with this guy

[steven-thefish-burnsides]

My favorite thing about disability culture is that you’re never supposed to feel abandoned. It feels like that a lot with non-disabled people. My first week of college, I was led to an orientation, and it was on the second floor. And I asked an advisor where the elevator was. He said he didn’t know, shrugged, and turned away. I looked at him, and I realized, this person does not care about me. And I looked at all the other students walking up the stairs, and I thought, these people do not care about me. 

I’m watching Crip Camp right now, and I’m crying, because those disabled people occupied the 4th floor to get rights for me, and they worked together to figure out how to get necessities to each other. They took care of each other. Disabled people don’t have the flaw of pretending we’re independent. No one is independent, disabled or nondisabled. Freedom isn’t created by independence, it’s created by interdependence.

[fickes]

Disability Pride Month 07-19-20: two types

hint…always be #2. we like #2.

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[werewolbachia]

how tf am I supposed to be sexy during a pandemic

[werewolbachia]

[bug-thief]

there’s something so special about falling in love with nature every time you see a little detail like a fallen leaf on the ground that’s slowly turning brown... or spotting a tiny mushroom that’s sprouting from a tree... or just getting a warm feeling when you see the moon, i’m in love with the little things of life

[ampervadasz]

[teathattast]

a true visionary

[hortensius-deactivated20240909]

why must my analysis be supported by “textual evidence”? is it not enough for my arguments to be sexy and unhinged??

[pochacco]

i am stupid for free. no one pays me to be this stupid and i think that’s very brave

[wetslug]

god i hate being alive i just wanna die in a national park under mysterious circumstances 

[wetslug]

ok im done being dramatic i finally started my homework and its not that bad

[kayleana-deactivated20200828]

I am not

[ewaneneollav]

did you click on my blog expecting “jokes”?? Fool. I am the joke

[everythingfox]

Earning his keep as a head masseure

[octopusmotor-deactivated2014102]

[theycallmemos-deactivated201803]

Get that fucking salad out of my face, Jessica