Potat

I'll do something with this someday

[mckitterick]

[rip-quizilla]

[mjshortformcjesus]

holy shit have you evver tried this new substance called album in order

[unification]

tuesday morning fat hource

[phantomrose96]

If you are a PET trying to help your HUMAN just remember the acronym WAY

Are you in the Way?

Are you in the wAy?

Are you in the waY?

If the answer to all three is YES then you are HELPING 👏👏👏

[tourdion]

say what you will about the reserve bank of india these are some cracking coins

[theradicalkanji]

[cuntubus]

[talbatross]

do u guys play minecraft

[midnight-coffeebreak]

[chkq-deactivated20260531]

tomorrow i fix my life #fixmylife #tomorrow

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

breaking news: prince philip, the dad from the royal family, is a nasty little thottie. and he just died from making it clap on instagram

[thegleampt2fromtheglowpt22001]

u kno we all have our fingers poised on the trigger of this post when prince philip dies

[iamnotmitski]

when the loneliness kicks in

[iforgotmyrightsock]

This is the best thing I’ve ever seen

[yourfavpunchesnazis]

you punch nazis!

(requested by anonymous)

[yourfavpunchesnazis]

[hanari502]

Alright shitstains listen up because I just found god in a bottle.

If you’re a nerd like me your body’s probably riddled with a few nerd tattoos yeah? Some of ‘em in some pretty obvious places? Maybe you work in a professional environment that frowns upon body ink? Maybe you’re a cosplayer and you have some revealing outfits that you need to cover up for, yeah? Tattoos that you can’t afford that $30 Kat Von D Tattoo cover up because you’re a cheap broke shit?

Story of my life bud.

Now I have a pretty obvious Squad 11 tattoo, because I’m a Bleach nerd and Zaraki Kenpachi is my husband, and honestly it’s difficult to hide it in some of my cosplays because it’s bright and black and right smack dab on my shoulder. Poor planning on my part but hey, squad represent.

You see that glorious miracle up there? That’s Mehron Tattoo Cover. You see those pictures underneath it? Tattoo? What fucking tattoo?! It’s gone!!!! Vamoosed!!! Like I never got the ink in the first place!!!!

This shit is durable, and I mean durable. It’s completely waterproof and that first picture of my tattoo is actually what it looked like after scrubbing at it with two makeup wipes. TWO. It’s not going anywhere

And the best part? 

IT COMES IN DIFFERENT SKINTONES. BAM. WHAT.

I mean it’s not phenomenal but hey at least it’s not just “pale as fuck”.

And you wanna know the second best part?

It’s only 12 bucks on Amazon

Yeah. $12. Not $30. Because $12 is much more reasonable than $30.

As for size reference, that’s how big it is in that third picture right there. It’s honestly the best investment I could have made and everybody should know about it.

Go forth and conquer with your newfound knowledge. You’re all welcome.

[percyhoneybee]

As someone who used to chair a stage makeup department, Mehron and Ben Nye are going to be cheaper and better than whatever concealer/orange eye shadow/green lipstick whatever weird tutorial you found or expensive-ass luxury concealer.

Why you ask?

Because Mehron and Ben Nye are stage makeup. They’re meant to give thick, full coverage in one layer that can stand up to cameras and stage lights. Blend it out, powder it, and you’ll never look back. Plus it’s cheap enough that you can buy 2 and mix the perfect shade. 

[prismatic-bell]

This will work on scars, too.

Just an FYI for folks I know who may want to cover for cosplays, work, or personal reasons.

[lyrslair]

Honestly this would be a life saver for people with tats stuck looking for jobs in places that frown on them.

[wolfforce58205]

I’ve watched people not get jobs at places I work even though their personalities and experience levels were exactly what we were looking for purely because of personal adornment (tattoos, piercings, etc.). So to anyone who might need a product like this, I hope you see this post.

[twotransforyou]

Reblogging in case anyone wants to know how to hide scars specifically.

[revanchistsuperstar]

I too used to sell Mehron, they even make what they call a “tattoo cover ring” that has multiple tones, so you can mix if need be. The consistency of this is very, VERY sticky and thick, and it smells like crayons due to having a heavy wax base. It’s good stuff.

However, what I don’t see emphasized here:

This does NOT dry down like a liquid preparation. You absolutely NEED to powder it. I would also recommend setting with a fixing spray. It’s waterproof, but not transfer proof if you don’t set it correctly.

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

mutuals do this

buy a small plot of farmland and contact your state’s NRCS chapter to have them evaluate the land for remnants of wetlands that were once there and destroyed for crops and let THEM pay YOU to allow them to restore it to benefit local wildlife and own it and protect it from development for the rest of time. even if you die and a rich corporation buys the land they can’t touch the wetland and i think that’s very sexy.

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

Ok but actually this is the NRCS wetland and agricultural easement program and how it works is if you have a spot on your land you think might’ve once been a wetland (always soggy, doesn’t drain after rain, etc.) or is a wetland that’s super damaged you can apply for their easement program and they will put you on a list and if you meet the qualifications they will purchase the land from you and restore the wetland to improve the local environment and for wildlife species and

Contrary to rumors this will not give people public access to your land. All it does is make it so you also aren’t allowed to build or develop in that spot anymore, but you can fish, hunt, boat or whatever else you want to do for fun in the wetland.

And it’s an easement owned by the government now so even if you sell your property or die or go bankrupt and leave, no one else who buys the land is ever allowed to damage or threaten the wetland. It’s your legacy.

They also do this to protect agricultural land from urban development.

These easements also exist through other organizations for grasslands, forests, and more.

I see all of you wanting to live in nature on farms with your friends and this is something to seriously look into if you ever do. The government will pay you to let them restore habitats on your land that you then get to enjoy.

Their biggest challenge right now is outreach and trust because a lot of farmers are historically uncertain about government involvement on their land so spread the word and check it out.

[glowwormcentral-deactivated2021]

jokes that will never be funny

holocaust jokes

fat jokes

racist jokes

rape jokes

transphobic jokes

homophobic jokes

sexist jokes

jokes that will always be funny

“that’s a weird looking dog”

mmm whatcha say

the audition meme

doge 

trolling beetles fans

dad jokes 

[riothrrrley]

ending long sentences with by fall out boy

[duckertron3000]

Using the lyric “baby seasons change but people don’t”

[internmarce]

Also:

Severely overestimating a number of easily-countable objects

Severely underestimating a number of nigh-uncountable objects

Rickrolls

[honeybee-happy]

And

• Finding a picture of a weird face and slowly zooming in to dramatic music.

[wearamaskcoward]

Pretending people wearing camouflage are invisible

[corned-beef-hash-deactivated201]

incorrect units of measurement (i.e. I have like 40 gallons of homework)

[orochislayer]

calling easily explainable phenomena “witchcraft”

[disaceters-blog-deactivated2025]

Oh no baby what is you doin

Finding him in pictures

Kazoos

Literally any awkward cat photo

[bobson-dugnut]

• adding motion blur to still things

[chubby-bunnies]

[just-shower-thoughts]

There is no reason to fear ghosts, ever. Either they can hurt you or they can’t. If they can’t, then the best they can do is the occasional scare. And if they can hurt/kill you, then you’re a ghost too now and it’s fucking on.

[amelia-pond-inthe-tardis-blog]

“did you bring protection?” “don’t worry babe” *pours salt in a circle around bed*