THE ORACLE SPEAKS

Tomorrow belongs to those who can hear it coming.

[extraterrestrialoracle]

the pretty is about the slug...

i'm the prettiest slug you've ever seen

[threeofswords]

ohh yeah im a real piece of shit 👍 job please

[pukicho]

Moon shaped anomaly in the sky tonight

[chaoticlittleguy]

is it the moon?

[pukicho]

I’m not answering questions right now. I’m scared.

[scoes]

the character

[scoes]

i fear the situation is dire

[karmasocieties]

now posted at the time it was actually scheduled for instead of randomly going up at 4:17 pm and stressing me out but preorders are now Open for the next round of ze plushies from today until April 21st 🩶🖤💜🩷

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As usual, if anyone has any questions or issues, feel free to lmk!

[acanthemp3]

but i stay silly :3 but i stay silly :3 but i stay silly :3 but i stay silly :3 but i stay silly :3 but i stay silly :3 but i stay silly :3 but i stay silly :3 but i stay sillybut i stay silly :3 but i stay silly but i stay silly :3

[log6]

literally

[the-grollican]

love when nonfiction books have a few pages of pictures in the middle. that kicks ass, every book should have a halftime show

[chromaticabrasions]

lying in bed after waking up- 2 hours

scrolling through tumblr- 3 hours

reading- 1 hour 30 minutes

masturbating- 8 hours

lying in bed before going to sleep- 1 hour

someone who is good at time management please help me budget this. my family is dying.

[honestlydarkprincess]

in a polyamorous relationship with the oxford comma and the em dash

[peanut-jelly]

lately ive been bedridden with a terrible case of i dont wanna

[rot-topic]

I’ve been known to enjoy a fucked up fantasy or two

[rot-topic]

I’ve been known to enjoy a fucked up fantasy or two

[rot-topic]

I’ve been known to enjoy a fucked up fantasy or two

[rot-topic]

I’ve been known to enjoy a fucked up fantasy or two

[rot-topic]

I’ve been known to enjoy a fucked up fantasy or two

[rot-topic]

I’ve been known to enjoy a fucked up fantasy or two