Isaacs hideaway

Haunt of Isaac. Wing commander dragged down from power.

[exwingcommander]

I just realized your URL could potentially be a pun on X-Wings and now I'm crying))

(( I actually never even considered this. Thank you for making my day Anon. :,D ))

[glider-knight]

((Just a heads up to anyone this might apply to, Im limited to phone tumblr for a lot if not the majority of the time. So if I interract before reading any rule pages etc, I promise it’s not because I didnt bother to read them, I just physically can’t see or get to them. If there’s anything you need me to know before hand like this, please dont hesitate to PM me. Even if its just something really small.))

[exwingcommander]

"Someone get this ol' sinner a drink?"

[exwingcommander]

[exwingcommander]

Jontron voice: ECH!

[exwingcommander]

((So Lumi and I were talking AU’s and Black Mamba Naga Isaac became a thing so I couldnt help myself.))

[exwingcommander]

“Sayin’ that…. If I had the chance, I’d wring that lil’ runts neck until it snapped for what they put me through.”

[knights-of-pigeons-atmosphere]

The small Pigeon Knight heard these dark thoughts. ‘’Don’t be like that, coo! Let me help you.’’ The knight grabbed an ukulele from somewhere.

‘’F is for friends who do stuff together~ U is for Unity!

N is for ‘nyone at any time at all

UP HERE IN THE GREAT VALLEY!’’

[exwingcommander]

“Boy. You need to stop.”

“F IS FOR FIRE THAT BURNS DOWN THE WHOLE WORLD.”

“U is for uranium... Bombs!”

“N is for NO SURVIVORS~”

[exwingcommander]

Isaac lifts his arm, and probably the small Knight with it now latched to the folds of his elbow. 

“Son, you look mighty exposed without that helm o’ yours. Watch yer trap.”

He reaches to flick the helmetless Black Knight between the eyes.

“Git’ off.”

[facemesirrah-deactivated2018081]

Brows knit fiercely, but he did not release his hold… In fact, the longer he hung there, the more a sly smirk edged in.

“You seem to like that word– git,” said Black Knight, bringing up his other hand and starting to do chin-ups, given his place. “Rightly so. Seems to suit you, Mister Contemptible, and Insatiable, and Miserable–”

[exwingcommander]

“Comin’ from Mister ‘Mopes in the forest all day’”. Isaac would spit, watching Black Knight chin crunch for a moment before waggling his arm of him.

“You artless doghearted clotpole.” Isaac sneered. “That more eloquent for ya?”

[facemesirrah-deactivated2018081]

Stands atop a hill, throws off his helm and pauldrons and opens his arms. First person or two to run into them gets a kiss on the head. Maybe.

[facemesirrah-deactivated2018081]

He raises an eyebrow.

“Going once…”

[exwingcommander]

A brisk patter of sneaking in the grass behind him and a hiss of “Don'tchu frikkin dare…”

[facemesirrah-deactivated2018081]

A hand curls to grapple the elbow of his coat. Black Knight barely turns his head, a narrowed, sunken glare pointed his way.

“Don’t FLATTER yourself,” he growls.

[exwingcommander]

Isaac lifts his arm, and probably the small Knight with it now latched to the folds of his elbow. 

“Son, you look mighty exposed without that helm o’ yours. Watch yer trap.”

He reaches to flick the helmetless Black Knight between the eyes.

“Git’ off.”

[facemesirrah-deactivated2018081]

Stands atop a hill, throws off his helm and pauldrons and opens his arms. First person or two to run into them gets a kiss on the head. Maybe.

[facemesirrah-deactivated2018081]

He raises an eyebrow.

“Going once…”

[exwingcommander]

A brisk patter of sneaking in the grass behind him and a hiss of "Don'tchu frikkin dare..."

[exwingcommander]

*Drops a kitten in Isaac's lap*

....He looks back and forth."Your name is General Whiskers now. Be good okay?"

[galgadotssss-deactivated2016071]

[exwingcommander]

"Sayin' that.... If I had the chance, I'd wring that lil' runts neck until it snapped for what they put me through."

[exwingcommander]

"Now. Y'all are probably wonderin' what ol' Isaacs been up to.... Aside tourin' every waterin' hole in this divine forsaken valley, I been hittin' up some old contacts o' mine. That's right. Contrary to your prissy popular beliefs, I got friends in strange places. It's almost like I was once part of the aristocracy with a high payin' millitary job...." Isaac lights his pipe. "No one up there is free o' dirt. All that gossip and fancy talk is used as pure cold, psychological warfare. You can bring a person to their knees just by sayin' a few words that people might be so inclined to believe. It's a dog eat dog world ladies and gentlemen." The giant of a man would pause, using his tongue to flick his pipe from one corner of his lip to the other. "So, ya gotta be resourceful. Point bein' I may have paid off a few flunkies to stir up the pot. People are so much more inclined to be impressionable when they got fear flowin' through 'em." A cold smirk would grow on Isaacs lips as two jets of tobacco smoke billowed from his nostrils. "I'll watch this valley squirm before I take it...."

[exwingcommander]

“Why do I suddenly have a strong urge to go kill that Black Knight feller?… A stronger urge than usual I mean.”

[exwingcommander]

-Tromps out of the woodland briar with the grace of a drunk bear. Covered in leaves- "Nothing to see here."

[svrcastic]

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