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Do not follow me if you do not want suggestive and sexual eyeball commander and triangle in your life at the most randomest of times
That's like... literally all this blog is
Try not to get worked up challenge because someone is in the same room as you are but your phone just blasted you with really really fucking hot illuminati-bootleg drawings.
Getting to Know You (a Do-Over/Time Wish au comic)
Ford Figures Some Stuff Out (a Time Wish/Do-Over au comic) (Spicy!)
And then he spent a week jerking off in his house until he almost died of dehydration
(The uncensored version will be up on my bluesky as soon as the site stops being broken and deleting the post)
Gonna test the waters in this. If a triangle and a pair of teeth don't make it past sensors, we got problems. For True CainexBill enjoyers:
An Eye-Full Practice.
Instant follow, oml
ELVIRA: MISTRESS OF THE DARK
1988, dir. James Signorelli
that is actually my main principle of explicit fic is that the personalities stay On during sex.
The amount of times I’ve read scenes in explicit fics and thought “they would not say that shit”
reheated nachos
WhEWWW BOIII
extremely hastily-drawn thing based on the famous reddit post (summarized here). Ford going "I'm gonna fucking kill you" and Bill like "*sniffle*... sometimes I can still hear his voice..." is too funny to me
I adore people literally just draeing pyronica naked in a non sexualizing way like yeah she just nudist outside of her cape accessory, it casual. They all are
for the 2 purple pronoun fans
??? Is this targeting me???
EDIT: Wring blog. Whatever. U r aware of my sins already
Ford is such an obsessive scientist..!
I know everybodys talking about the article but its this tweet itself that makes me lose my shit
tinder link in bio.
the replies:
*tapes scissors to my dick* why won’t anyone fuck me, edward scissordick?
I’m sobbing
I love going trough the notes every time bc there’s always someone in the notes insisting we’re all mean and that you can just wear thick dish gloves over your fake nails as if I wouldn’t assume you’re going to Patrick Bateman my ass if you walked into the bedroom with claws and yellow rubber gloves
Bill Cipher
I made high art
Listening to a video of someone messing w a scammer by pretending to be an old person obsessed with and the scammer said "I will fuck your ai" and I was about to laugh and clap like we got a robotfucker to the club! but then for some reason it flashed through my mind that having sex is an actual... act that real humans do and now I feel weirded out, blinking like I was born yesterday.
I so often doubt than I'm asexual sometimes or even ever like I'll call myself aflux and then I won't be feeling particularly ace for a very long time(likely because I'm not thinking about real life often) and I'm like damn I am SUCH a fakerrr!!
But no yeah, rn it's like... what is the appeal at all? I wish to leave my body and leave this mortal business behind
Not even feeling the fictional sillies rn. Who are the ones always making me question if I'm even on the spectrum. Until this hits me and I genuinely don't really feel anything except platonic towards them.
was talking to stump about billford bdsm yesterday and they made the incredible point that while we've been of the mind that there are certain circumstances where bill could theoretically sub, we weren't talking about him actually subbing. we were talking about him being a masochist which is an entirely different thing altogether
the confusion for me was that i had assumed that doing masochistic things and like, getting beat or whatever, would by necessity involve some kind of emotional experience over being weak enough to be beaten and falling into some kind of subspace with that. what I hadn't been thinking about is the competitive element, the power, the concept of overcoming something or someone. sometimes getting your ass kicked is about winning
in order to be submissive, you have to be willing to give up control to another person. you have to be capable of trusting someone completely. IS bill capable of that?? with anyone? the only person in all of existence who he's been shown capable of opening up to is ford, and whenever he does that, he closes right back off because it's not just that people aren't safe, safety itself isn't safe. how reasonable is it to intentionally be put in what is essentially a dissociative state where you have no control of yourself or what happens to you, basically inviting massive trauma onto yourself, when your whole identity has become "trust no one"?
sure, I could see bill having a strong experience surrounding letting himself fall into it, but isn't it MUCH more like him to get off on the power? not only is it safe for him because he doesn't have to be vulnerable, it aligns perfectly with his state of constantly, desperately grasping for more power and control because he never has enough
@tempusedax-rerum 🔥🔥🔥
That's a lot of ways that never occurred to me to fuck a triangle. The world is better off for your service. Thank you.
I have to give credit to previous triangle-fuckers for coming up with most of the base ideas. I'm far from the first one who looked at the triangle and think; "Man, but what if he'd cum from getting his limbs touched because they are close to the erogenous zones on a human-like body". BUT I THANK YOU, FOR THE THANK YOU.
I have been unable to get on my computer today but I have come up with a few more silly ideas of how to make the triangle cum (or get pregnant). SO I PROMISE YOU ANONYMOUS USER, I WILL POST MORE WAYS TO DO SO THE MOMENT I CAN.
(I will put those artworks as a reblog under this post...Also, if anyone knows of artwork where Ford fucks his creative-juice-hole, I would like you send me it.)
Tried to keep it not overly explicit per tumblr rules or whatever but I promised and so now, I am delivering. These are just quick sketches and ideas, doesn't go into the puppet fucking (though fucking thing in his image could surely relate into that) or things like the 2D intersection/venn diagram thing (that, either way, is not my idea). I would add that while probably his brick-pattern is sensitive somewhat, one could play around with quite literally pushing into the slits so..something someone can probably play around with. If we give him his pyramid body, the world of triangle-fucking expands quite greatly just because of the extra dimensions and the layers his body is made of. You could probably ask him to peel his skin off to directly touch his muscles and exoskeleton but that more so goes into gore-kinks which I personally won't get into. The "Let him eat you" is just more so cannibal joke and the most likely turn out of what would happen if any of us tried to fuck him as we are not nerdy-60something-six fingered-nerds. (Bill is after all, Fordsexual and Fordromantic and no, I do not take criticism on that)
OH! ONE MORE WAY, STRETCH HIM! Dude can move his limbs all over his triangle body, he certainly must feel some kind of pleasure of being stretched like a rubber band....Maybe you could also roll him up like a newspaper and fuck him that way. That would really only work for penis-having individuals though...Hm. ANYWAYS, NOW THAT I GOT THIS OUT OF MY SYSTEM, TIME TO TAKE A LOOOOOOOOOOOONG BREAK FROM NSFW TOPICS HAH!
These are GREAT! You draw an portray him SO well. I absolutely adore the headcanon that his brick lines are sensitive because I personally headcanon those are structrural bridges that keep him intact leftover and further developed from his 2nd dimensional form. Like the traces/imprints of the walls of a firm intestinal tract but stylistically simplified
Not my final anatomy design for him, just basic concept of what I mean. I hc he looks like one of those "Start here! End here!" magazine puzzles and when he ascended from his dimension he gained like another layer but the traces of his form still show.
Or something
I don't know anything about anything, honestly.
Anyways yes I enjoy these a lot, thank you! Great stuff as always
OOOOOOH! That's actually such a creative and good take on them! I used to usually think of them as simply parts of his design because of well, his inspiration of the Eye of Providence (Or well, if we go by TBOB, he was what inspired it, HAH!) but the longer I spent with it, it always felt a bit boring? to simply ignore them. The idea they are his intestines also work with the NSFW work in tandem with his more hedonistic tendency. Bill being a pain guy, I can totally see him getting off on the idea of someone (unknowingly) literally tracing his guts! I won't go super deep into the overall idea since idk how much Tumblr would allow me but you def gave me a few more ideas of how to draw Bill with this XD ALSO, THANK YOU ON THE KIND WORDS :D
Eyy I'm glad someone likes it!
I just adore very kind of out there ideas of how Bill could like stimulation. (Making a thing for a zine actually about SOME ways I hc.)
I don't think it would necessarily even have to hurt for it to feel good, I could also see it kinda being like... you know when you do the thing on your knee or elbow where you press the tops of your nails in and then splay your hand open, kind of massaging it and it might feel super funny because it's so close to your bones and stuff?(I tried it just not and I didn't feel anything so I'm not sure if I'm tripping or what but there was some thing that went something along those lines. Swear I'm not insane. In that way anyway)
But I'm sure he also would love the aspect of yeah someone likely unknowingly tracing his guts. Like whoah what a weird invasive sensation and they have no idea JUST how invasive this is! Like how someone could be super into their veins being trailed or something but a level much further.
I believe talking about guro is fine btw! You just may wanna tw tag it if you're going explicit.