Ezerey

He/him, 24 years old.

[rockytheeridian]

SIMON THE BUTCHER in IRON LUNG and RYLAND GRACE in PROJECT HAIL MARY

[astrophallus]

when they weld you into a submarine and give you no supplies but there is a screen

[emiqip]

"Bloodymary is fucking peak!!" I scream at the enraged mob, hollering at me to die.

"He's right!" A voice echoes from the back of the crowd.

I raise my head- Markiplier from YouTube is smiling at me.

[aexphr]

i will not be explaining myself HAPPY IRON LUNG RELEASE DAY

[bribinart]

oops narrative parallels

[the-dragogirl]

[baradragon]

speaking from a place of privilege (good url)

[baradragon]

some of you should not be reblogging this

[assdad]

[hwanwooyoung]

"r u crazy?"

[giga-queen]

ship wars are dumb. Polyamory and aromanticism are easy, simple, and effective solutions

[nerdragons-hoard]

I don't see how polyamory or aromanticism could patch up the holes in my hull but if you say so

[bludraws094]

i love fake plot holes

little inconsistencies that at first you assume "oh, the author must have fucked up", but then later on you realize that no, it was on purpose, they wanted you to think they fucked up but they hadnt

[masterboa]

related: when you think "this has Implications the author didn't think about" and then it turns out the author was thinking about them the whole time

[bludraws094]

you get me

[jame7t]

don’t come near me. you’re just trying to domesticate me and it won’t work

[cryptotheism]

Oh well. Guess I'll have to eat these pills wrapped in cheese all by my self.

[jame7t]

hold on…

did you say 🧀cheese?

[chipsah0y]

game of the year 2026

[meowthiroth]

rate the fit

[huiracha]

(charging)

[huckle-robby]

when a brat has locked in to an oppertunity to be a brat

he's gonna fucking do it

HE'S DONE IT

[batladss]

he looks like he would enjoy fishing

[dragon-in-a-fez]

accidentally said "invasive thoughts" instead of "intrusive thoughts" today and actually I think I'm onto something. this thought does not belong here and it is harming the local ecosystem