Ezra

Ezra Hummel, twenty years young, contemporary music major at Haven College. If you want to know anything more about me, ask away.

[ezrahummel]

@ezrahummel: Good morning. (x)

[ezrahummel]

@ezrahummel: Time to relax. #pot #funtimes (x)

[xoxo-brittany-s-pierce-deactiva]

I haven't spoken to any of you today,

[ezrahummel]

So… pretty much everyone at this school?

[xoxo-brittany-s-pierce-deactiva]

At least you get it.

[ezrahummel]

Of course I do. Most people here make me want to rip my hair out.

[xoxo-brittany-s-pierce-deactiva]

I haven't spoken to any of you today,

[xoxo-brittany-s-pierce-deactiva]

Not in the mood to deal with idiots today.

[ezrahummel]

So... pretty much everyone at this school?

[xoxo-brittany-s-pierce-deactiva]

I haven't spoken to any of you today,

And I’m already done with your shit.

[ezrahummel]

Have I missed something?

[itstyler-evans]

I've always wanted a cool scenerio.

Like if I went to a restaurant and someone was choking and yelled. “IS THERE A DOCTOR IN HERE” I would get all heroic and fly around like superman but then get yelled at cause i’m only a med student hahaaaaaa

[ezrahummel]

Someday.

[st-alexis-deactivated20140323]

Greetings.

[st-alexis-deactivated20140323]

I guess I’ll be taking that one as a compliment, then.

[ezrahummel]

I suppose you should. 

[st-alexis-deactivated20140323]

Greetings.

[st-alexis-deactivated20140323]

Wouldn’t most people prefer the evil twin instead?

[ezrahummel]

The whole douchebag thing is kind of hot, but I also want to shove a sock in your mouth.

[st-alexis-deactivated20140323]

Greetings.

[st-alexis-deactivated20140323]

Oh, Jesse.

[ezrahummel]

Yeah, the hot one.

[st-alexis-deactivated20140323]

Greetings.

[st-alexis-deactivated20140323]

Didn’t I just pretty much tell you I couldn’t care less about actually making an acquaintance with you? Because I am fairly positive that if I really wanted to know your name, I probably could have just as easily looked it up on Google.

[ezrahummel]

My, my, aren't you just a joy to have around? I think I like your brother better, though.

[berrylizziej]

I need the weekend plse give me the weekend

[ezrahummel]

Only a few more days.

[st-alexis-deactivated20140323]

Greetings.

While I am fairly certain a proper introduction is hardly really necessary, especially when it comes down to most of you lesser popular peasants and the fact I do not particularly care about personally knowing over half of you, I would still very much like to this particular opportunity to introduce myself, if not to warn you of my presence, should you ever feel the undeniable urge to cross paths with me some day in the near future. — Hi. I’m Alexis. It’s a pleasure to meet me.

[ezrahummel]

... You remind me of myself. Ezra.

[ezrahummel]

TEXTS || Ezra&Sullivan

Ezra: Hey.

[ezrahummel]

Best way to celebrate St. Patty's?

One man party. That's not to say I wouldn't be opposed to some company.

[ezrahummel]

Good afternoon, Haven.

[jaynotz-deactivated20140424]

Well, I won’t pinch you if you don’t pinch me… Deal?

[ezrahummel]

I wasn't going to pinch you anyway, so I guess.

[angerbaked-deactivated20180215]

Pretty weird. Almost as weird as me being in a decent mood.

[ezrahummel]

Don't tell me you're in a decent mood, too.

[ezrahummel]

Good afternoon, Haven.

[jaynotz-deactivated20140424]

Have you not gotten pinched?

[ezrahummel]

I think people are smart enough not to pinch me.