The Crows Omen

[mcdonaldmacs]

[alexi52]

Well I'm fucking sueing everyone now

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

oh my god i'm cleaning out my desk and i found my first phone

it was a fucking house phone that i was so stoked to have because it was mine that i kept in my own room and i cannot believe technology has progressed at the speed of FUCKING light to the point where this is a hilarious artifact to have had in like 6th grade and now theres kindergarteners with iphones

[princess-peridot]

How did you know if you dialed the right number

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

each button made a different tone so the numbers you dialed a lot became a subconscious melody in your head and if you hit the wrong button by accident it would sound like a wrong note in a song you know by heart

[teaboot]

i can’t beleive that is a legitimate question in my lifetime

[notevensneaky]

Other acceptable answer: the wrong person answers on the other end.

[propitlikeithot]

Another acceptable answer: the robot lady comes on the phone and tells you number doesn’t exist.

[c-o-n-e-bvse]

Shit yall

[gbabeeshanz]

I feel so old

😩😩

[dmvkidcudi]

The fact that there are little people alive who don’t know a thing about this is crazy

[crochetninja]

[sixpenceee]

[tiktokarchive]

Fortune Teller: I see flames, and five- no- seven skeletons carrying your body away, as a murder of crows flies over your head.

Customer: Is that good?

Fortune Teller: No idea. But it looks- [mouth clicks twice] like, super badass.

[aangusmcdonald]

d&d spells as memes. i’ll start

power word kill

heroes’ feast

[fayevalentin]

Mirror image

dissonant whispers

[neonprotagonist]

counterspell

[ethantherenegade]

Vicious Mockery

Charm Person

[asriel-dreemurr]

magic missile

@tomthefanboy

[tomthefanboy]

Summon Elemental (Earth)

[tomthefanboy]

Delayed Blast Fireball

[tomthefanboy]

Polymorph Other

[siderealsandman]

Psychic Scream

[mrbiggsproductions]

Astral Projection

This is my fav post.

[bubonickitten]

Zone of Truth

Intense Perception Check

[gemstone-enemas]

Guardian of Faith

[gemstone-enemas]

Magic Missile as a 9th level spell

[jumpingjacktrash]

Expeditious Retreat

[knightsolaireofthesun]

Comprehend languages

[championoftheravenqueen]

find familiar 

[maris-solstice]

Compelled Duel

[deelgathor]

Tasha’s Hideous Laughter

[cwright-1-deactivated20210508]

@draumboosky

[loxalare]

Slow

[elitefourkylewantstobattle]

Shield

[dnd-homebrew5e]

Enlarge/Reduce

[sixfootsix-deactivated20201121]

call me daddy

[catchymemes]

[holy-punks]

[davidout-sortir]

This is so important.

[ezrawr]

I got high from your presence. Now I'm stuck with withdrawals and let downs. I still feel parts of you. Your hands rhythmicly squeeze my heart to keep it beating. Your legs march me forward into a better life.

I just wish you could keep me warm at night. I want to hear your heart beat when I lay on your chest.

I miss you. I might feel those again with you. But I must heal myself first.

[gm-nekoromancer]

I found a new way to generate landmasses for your dnd games and trpgs or whatever else, fantasy series, etc.

Now you may be familiar with the bean or d20 method, and its a nice method, but I find it sometimes can be odd with its landmassed and the beans can scatter too randomly.

So I present you the tangerine method:

Peel a tangerine then use the pieces how they peel off and arrange them into landmasses of your choosing as above and voila here's your new campaign world.

Bonus you get to eat tasty tangerine foing it too.

[pwbi]

Nice method op

[mzminola]

Oh man this is real nice because the pieces fit together so if you don’t scramble it too much you can keep the lines for continental splits.

[professorsparklepants]

#tangerine pangea

Pangerine? Tangea? Tangerea?

[30-minute-memes]

“That Lion only eats good food”

[ilovewinningbabyiwantitall-deac]

Wait this rules.

[complete-trash-and-despair]

I thought this was some weird Christian game but wow

[angry-yet-asexual]

There is literally no way to anticipate how this video ends

[neverwhere]

This is the greatest plot twist in cinematic history

[inthewinterigrowantlers]

oh my god yall i was screAMing

[ottermatopoeia]

[keybladesoras]

Harry watched with terror and elation as Molly Weasley’s wand slashed and twisted, and Bellatrix Lestrange’s smile faltered and became a snarl. Jets of light flew from both wands, the floor around the witches’ feet became hot and cracked; both women were fighting to kill.

THE BATTLE OF HOGWARTS - MAY 2, 1998

[electronegasteve]

One of the most iconic scenes in a movie. EVER!!

[sa2ha]

mood

[mitski-miyawakis]

[that-twink-over-there]

Reblog if you’re a little internet friend who finds this funny

[squirtle-daddy-deactivated20250]

[schrodingers-anarchist]

[free-range-tiddies]

[renamok]

This woman confronts racism in the funniest way possible.

[randomslasher]

Not all heroes wear capes.

[skunkbear]

Big math news! It’s been thirty years since mathematicians last found a convex pentagon that could “tile the plane.” The latest discovery (by Jennifer McLoud-Mann, Casey Mann, and David Von Derau) was published earlier this month. Full story.

[emotions-oper9r-deactivated2021]

@kompanie-mutter

[kompanie-mutter-deactivated2021]

This is so cool!!!!!