hi ☺

christine. 21. sydney.

[worldismikes]

Big eyes. Big GIANT eyes. For sees you

[catchymemes]

[louisegluckpdf]

google maps wrapped 2023

you confused your right and left 523 times

your most traveled-to destination was your own home

you said "girl shut the fuck up" to the voice giving directions every time it told you you'd made a wrong turn

[thickness-protection-program]

My orange slices love me but they hate taking pictures with me

[eeejay]

The cats:

[thickness-protection-program]

Delete this! 🫵🏿👁️👁️

[officialboredom]

Wait, those are different cats? They have the same stripes on their legs????

[thickness-protection-program]

Haters will say it's photoshop

[foodnun-deactivated20140601]

me reacting to a bald eagle in my room

[cyberitual]

i would’ve freaked tf out but she plays it so cool

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[marinella-ela]

[drtanner]

I need to tell you, the sound is VERY important, and the final frame of the video is 👌👌👌.

[ruinedchildhood]

[pukicho]

That guy who fell asleep during a 24 hour marathon playing majora’s mask will always be fucking hilarious

[archiemcphee]

Speaking of impossibly spherical animals, we love this awesome Balloon Horse sculpture by Japanese pop surrealist Naoto Hattori (previously featured here).

The Balloon Horse measures 12-inches-tall and is made of polyresin that’s been hand-painted to look like bronze. The horse floats atop a 6-inch-tall base painted to look like beautiful green marble.

Each piece is signed and numbered by Hattori and is currently available for pre-order via VTSS.

[via SpankyStokes]

[itsbenedict]

I Must Win Your Earth Horse Race, So I May Make Love To Your Earth Horse Women

[argumate]

I saddle up my horse, jump on and float away

[everythingfox]

“I am fierce!”

(via)

[ladygagas]

[italianleathers0fa]

nobody:

my cat, about to puke on the carpet:

[unshrink]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

my cat wizard is a perfect incredible babyboy who is a people cat and the only cat i’ve ever had that comes running when he hears his name BUT

he only knows how to show affection through biting and holding you with his little evil hands

he is INSANELY strong, really just like a little man holding you

good luck

[cheaphalloweencostume]

this is him

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