Those tight tight pants on Crowley in season 3? That basically gave him a cameltoe? Yeah, he didn't have any powers, so Aziraphale dressed him in that.

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Those tight tight pants on Crowley in season 3? That basically gave him a cameltoe? Yeah, he didn't have any powers, so Aziraphale dressed him in that.
Could you sign it for me? Course. What's your name? Fell. Asa Fell, with an S.
And so on, ad infinitum....
A Social Construct Chapter 17: art, science, life - Rated E
Chapter 17 is up, followed soon by its second half in Chapter 18.
The long-promised Saturday trip to London: STI clinic, lunch, and Kew Gardens.
Excerpt:
“It’s beautiful,” Aziraphale breathes. “I wish I could’ve… When I was young.” It’s difficult to keep the wistfulness from colouring his voice.
“Yeah, me too,” Crowley agrees, squeezing his hand. “Both of us. But we’re here now. Together.”
Aziraphale smiles up at him. “Indeed we are. And I wouldn’t trade it for the world, my love.” He keeps hold of Crowley’s hand, syncing their steps, and Crowley leans in to kiss his hair. To whisper, “Love you, Angel.”
Aziraphale feels like the luckiest man alive.
“C’mon,” Crowley says, tugging on his hand, “we’re gonna take a walk through the woods, and the first thing I wanna show you is… Well, it’s a mix of art and science, actually. And life."
Chapter 17: https://archiveofourown.org/works/45376648/chapters/220455511
Chapter 1: https://archiveofourown.org/works/45376648/chapters/114166543
Well it is October, so naturally I re-watched Midnight Mass and remembered this older fanfic that I wrote, loosely inspired by the show. There is just something compelling about a vampire that appears as an angel. Happy Halloween.❤️
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A Social Construct Ch 16: a bonfire
(after a long hiatus, I'm back and writing again. expect more chapters soon. we're picking up where we left off in chapter 15 - Crowley and Aziraphale just had their first date, with a wine tasting (and Muriel!) and plenty of sexual tension. They've just arrived back at the bookshop...)
He places a proprietary hand on Crowley’s jawline, a thumb on the corner of his mouth, and oh, he can feel the heat of Crowley’s quickening breath on the hairs of his wrist. “And I trust you’ll tell me if I do something you don’t like? You won’t push through just to… To please me, or –”
“Yeah, Angel. Yes. I promise.”
Aziraphale moves in closer, lips a hair’s breadth from Crowley’s, and he’s staggered by the way his own voice has become a possessive rumble when he answers, “Good. Because nothing would please me more than knowing you feel safe and cared for. And to give you what you like.”
He feels a shudder go through Crowley’s lean frame, and pulls back to meet his mismatched eyes. They’re wide and guileless, trusting; the right one dilated to a pool of black. And though Aziraphale loves that sardonic grin and teasing brow, he also likes to wipe them from Crowley’s sweet face with pointed words and soft caresses. To break through his prickly defenses.
“Now,” he asks, “would you like to come upstairs with me? Let me tease you, and love you, and do all the things I promised this evening? But only if you want me to. Only if –”
“You know I want you to,” Crowley breathes against Aziraphale’s mouth. “Please. Whatever you like.”
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Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh!
Look, everyone!
The show has a live shortening and lengthening of Crowley's left sideburn.
Here is a cropped, closer look though with limited quality:
It's easier to see live in motion from an actual video.
So, I made one of those too:
The shift is in S2E5: The Ball, the scene where Crowley points out Aziraphale gave away a book, just before they cross the street. Aziraphale says, "I had to," during the cut.
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2024 World Championship Free Skate (206.90)
So, I need y'all to understand the many levels on which this was an epic free skate. He'd had an appalling short program. Total bomb (for him). Under 80 points. For reference, 80 points is respectable, 90 points is terrific, and 100 points is next-level in elite men's short programs.
Nineteenth place going into the free skate. NINETEENTH of twenty-four. And he'd come in a favorite for gold!
So he goes out there and lays THIS down. And because he is who he is, he throws the backflip in at the end despite it being a competition-illegal element that will get him a deduction. Because what the hell, right? He's not even close to medal contention. (And it's a bit of a fuck-you to the International Skating Union, which racistly refused to legalize the move when French skater Surya Bonaly, who is Black, became the first to land it one-footed at the Olympics.)
Scores over 205 points with it, which for an elite men's free skate is next-level. EVEN WITH THE BACKFLIP DEDUCTION.
And ends up winning the frickin' bronze medal. From nineteenth to THIRD. Which, if you're not familiar with figure skating competitions, means that he skated early on (to the point that if you'd been watching live on US network TV you would not have seen his skate) and competitor after competitor after competitor simply couldn't catch up to his score, until the very final skaters in the final group.
First Worlds medal for a French man in, like, fifteen years.
And after this, the ISU rolled its eyes, said "Fine, be that way" in multiple languages, and legalized the backflip in competition.
ADAM SIAO HIM FA, gentlefolk.
Reblogging this so I can watch it over and over and over and over and over .....
*kisses you directly on the lips* That doesn’t mean anything. *tries to walk away but my ankle rolls and i break it so now you have to put me down for ethical reasons*
I'll save you the read. We think he's a cunt.
Somewhat on the vibe of "your glorious revolution doesn't exist," I want to talk to you all, especially the young folks, about effective anarchism.
Spoiler alert, it's not blowing stuff up or arson.
I am considered the most anarchical person of all among my friends. Granted, most of my experience has been wreaking anarchy against the systems present in my high school and college, but the principles are the same.
Practical anarchy is not the big, flashy, romanticizable thing people online make it out to be. It's more about the long haul - digging in your teeth and just being a menace that no one can really get rid of.
Everyone's "Why vote when you can firebomb a Walmart" posts (that they don't follow through on) are just not pratical because this is a surveillance society. With CCTV and DNA testing and cell phone cameras and GPS tracking, if you do something big like that, you are GOING to be caught; then that is the end of your anarchical career. And, keep in mind that you might get caught while you're setting up this big event - it's a crime to blow up a Walmart and also a crime to conspire to blow up a Walmart, so your career in anarchy might end before it begins, and then you are permanently out of the game. No matter what causes you were working for that inspired you to do something big and violent that you thought would get someone's attention, you now can't help at all ever again in your entire life. What you did will be a passing headline on the news, and then everything will go back to exactly what it was because big, acute actions can't compare in effectiveness to small, constant actions (just being a thorn in the side of the system, poking and poking, but unable to be dislodged).
This is just the practical side of it too: think about the risk of hurting innocents if you really advocate for doing things like that. You think blowing up a Walmart would really make a dent in that big of a corporation? But if you intentionally or unintentionally kill a bunch of Walmart shoppers, that's going to devastate families that had nothing to do with whatever your cause is.
So all that big talk about violence and destruction: not practical, not effective, not ethical.
The only way I've started to change oppressive systems around me is by justing chipping away from within the confines of the rules of these systems, and/or only stepping just outside them (never breaking rules in a big way that could have allowed said system to easily and "justifiably" get rid of me).
So if you're going to be an anarchist, you need to consider:
Having the longest career in anarchism possible (i.e. being careful enough and judicious with your actions so that you don't get expelled from the system you wish to fight).
And then for any given anarchical plan:
2. Potential consequences.
3. Insurance.
I'll give you an example. I had serious beef with the culture of my college's science department. Students were constantly overworked, and if they expressed their misery outloud or reached out to any of their professors about their struggles, they got apathetic responses if not direct insults to their abilities or dedication. I had too many similar disparaging interactions with professors in one week, and I realized a lot of the responses I was getting were just the result of professors not really knowing how they sounded when they said certain things to students (ex: If someone says they're struggling with a course, don't IMMEDIATELY respond with "change your major," - you can give that as an option, but if you make it your first suggestion, the implication to the student is that if they're having any trouble with the course, they're not good enough for the program).
So I wrote up a flier of examples of good and bad ways to respond to students having anxiety with explanations and distributed it to every professor in the department. Everyone who knew about this perceived it as a great personal risk - that I would get in some kind of unspecified trouble or piss off an important professor, so before embarking on this project, I considered...
Potential consequences: I couldn't really think of any specific college or department rules I could be violating. People postered and handed out fliers in the department all the time. What I was doing fell pretty clearly under freedom of speech. I just shoved the fliers under professors' doors, so I didn't trespass in anyone's office. Worst I could think is that individual professors would get mad at me and make my life difficult, or I'd simply be told to stop fliering in the department.
Insurance: Just in case there were any consequences that I didn't think of and to insure me against the ones I had thought of, I didn't put my name on the flier. It was typed in Word, something everyone had access to. I came in to do it after professors had all left for the day but before I needed to use my ID to get into the building (no electronic record of me being there). I took the elevator to the first floor offices because the stairs require ID swipe after 5pm, but the elevators do not. I found out the building had no cameras by asking about it on the grounds that something of mine had been stolen a few weeks prior. I shoved the flier under the doors of dark offices and left it outside offices with lights on (so that no one would come out and spot me). And here's one of the most important pieces of insurance: I put up a few of the fliers on public bulletin boards in the building. This was important so that if I slipped up and said something that conveyed that I had knowledge of the content of the flier, I would have an excuse for that, i.e., I read it on the bulletin board before class this morning.
And then I did the thing. And surprisingly, it was incredibly well-received by professors. A few who knew that the flier must have been mine (because of previous, similar anarchical actions rumored to be associated with me) told me that everyone was RELIEVED that they finally had an instruction manual from the student perspective on what the hell they're supposed to say when one of their students is panicking. It sparked a real change in the vibe of the department and student experience. Had it instead pissed people off, I would have simply said I could not claim authorship of the flier but had read it and thought it contained good ideas then gone on creating more anarchy while angry people grasped at the zero straws I had left them to pin the action on me.
That's an example of a single action I took that was part of a much longer (~3 years) campaign of mine to change the culture of my department. Everytime I did something in that campaign, I made that consequences vs. insurance calculation to make sure they couldn't expell me from the program, the department, or the school before I succeeded.
read all this punks. I know that this all can be a lot, so taking inspo from this and other posts, I am going to be drafting up a Guide for The Practical Revolutionary that will cover topics like this
Ill actually explain what to do in between "peaceful protest is not the beginning or end of resistance and you shouldnt count on it at all" types of posts and the "don't just chuck molotovs willy-nilly". bc both posts exist and both have a point, but its been causing some confusion with people who want to do direct action anarchism that goes beyond volunteering or mutual aid, but have reached a "if a peaceful march isnt enough for change but a violent protest isnt a good idea what am i supposed to do" type of dilemma. if you are similarly confused, drop questions for me to answer
TIL that all the shit I’ve pulled my whole life would’ve been classified as anarchy if I just, like… hadn’t signed my name to it. How much easier would my life have been and how much cooler would I feel?
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i find it really interesting (not in a negative way!) when people fancast fem!aziraphale for the would-have-been s2 60s minisode or similar with other actors cause look
i think michael would take one look at a fem!aziraphale script and go "not only will i do that myself but i'll absolutely kill it too"
You know he wanted to be a drag queen....
Aziraphale: Blowjob? That sounds highly ineffective. What can you do by just blowing? Crowley: [Chokes on coffee] Aziraphale: [Knowing smile] What?
Oddly enough, Aziraphale would have known the correct answer to this question!
Via medium.com:
In the 17th century, “blow” meant to bring someone to orgasm. During that time the word “blowsy” was used to refer to women prone to debauchery and prostitution.