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unclefather

All hills are silent if you think about it

officialcountdooku

Not the ones alive with the sound of fuckin music, bitch

witchesversuspatriarchy

If she was a siren singing at the bottom of the ocean, I’d jump right into it. No doubt. Totally gay :D

boxfullofsomething

I have fucking chills from this- The laugh at the end tho-

thelibrarina

This has been haunting me since the first time I saw it, and now I finally went back to find someone to reblog it from.

ace-irl

ace_irl

almostdefinitelydying

All ableists before Corona: I wish I could be home all day every day too!!1! -condescending smirk-

All ableists now after like a week of quarantine: I’M SO BORED I MIGHT DIE!! UWU!! NEVER HAVE I BEEN SO BORED THIS IS HORRIBLE, POOR ME!!!

us disabled folx: -looking into the camera like at the Office-

elderly-scrolls

animal crossing players are like “i HATE bill wibbly, he’s a BASTARD and i want him OFF my island, he KILLED my family and BURNT my crops” and then i look up bill wibbly or whatever and he looks like

thefibrodiaries

Abled people who spent years telling disabled/mentally ill people how lucky they were because they “get to” stay at home all day: *almost at breaking point after socially isolating for a week*

Disabled people:

jekabeth

Yyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssss!!!!!

asdfghjkl-crossing

astraldemise

0re

nintendo 🎵 take me home 🎵 to the place 🎵 i belooooong 🎵

waiting for ACNH like

sandersstudies

The idea that ace people are just "straight people who want to be special" is SO FUNNY like can you imagine waking up and being like "I think I will swear off sex forever........ for the clout" like asdfghjkl okay aphobes

sandersstudies

Also the idea that ace people are inherently homophobic, also hilarious. "Hmmm I don't like the idea of two people of the same gender having sex sooooo I think therefore I personally will not have sex ever." LKJHGFDSA WHAT.

sandersstudies

And don’t forget that the idea that ace people will “consume all the LGBT resources” - I’m rolling. “Ho ho ho time to get my grubby Str8 hands on all the Gays-Only resources hee hee hee gonna check out books from the Gay library, gonna get some Gay counseling for my Gay trauma, ha ha ha all it will cost is my entire sex life :)” WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN SJSFKREWJR

valtsv

fantasy fiction: *has dragons*

me: 👀

the dragons: *are just giant fire-breathing lizards with no more intelligence than any other animal and are eventually killed by the heroes, who are praised for defeating a great evil*

me, closing the book and throwing it across the room: this sucks. where are the dragon riders you idiot. where's the bond between dragon and human that makes us all yearn for a special connection we can never have. fuck you.