Fabulously Awkward Chronicles

Just another day living the clumsy, white girl dream.

[fabulouslyawkwardgirl]

🌕 The #moon is up, 🌞 the #sun is down. You can't have it both ways round. 🌝🌚🌝🌚🌝🌚🌝🌚🌝🌚🌝🌚🌝🌚🌝🌚🌝🌚🌝 #countrylife #healingathome #naturetherapy #skyporn #nightlife #eerie #almostfullmoon #blueskies #twilight #fridaynight (at Old Country Church)

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My relationship with my father, perfectly captured in a #promphoto. ⚜️⚜️⚜️⚜️⚜️⚜️⚜️⚜️⚜️⚜️⚜️⚜️⚜️⚜️⚜️⚜️⚜️⚜️⚜️⚜️⚜️⚜️⚜️⚜️⚜️⚜️⚜️⚜️⚜️⚜️⚜️⚜️⚜️⚜️ #flashbackfriday #prom #2005 #awkwardfamilyphotos #hunting #turkey #beforepic #daddyslittlegirl #lol #tgif #thatsme #orangedress #camo #differentstrokes #2000s #daddyissues #oldpic

[fabulouslyawkwardgirl]

Finished reading my 5 books on The Four Agreements, by @donmiguelruiz & am wiser than before....#everyone looking for #goodreads, check these out! ¥ ¥ ¥ ¥ ¥ #thefouragreements #thefifthagreement #themasteryoflove #companionbook #wisdom #books #donmiguelruiz #donjoseruiz #personalfreedom #toltec #personalgrowth #amberallenpublishing #tgif #weekendvibes

[fabulouslyawkwardgirl]

Words to live by...... • • • • • #quoteoftheday

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Sh*t happens & this photograph is my life............. Always thought "Bimbo" by @samsofy.s looked like a blonde walking my dog in #legoland. Decided to #photoshop her into a brunette, added dynamic filters, & now it's ME scooping #schubertsnaggles' poop! ∴∴∴∴∴∴∴∴∴∴∴∴∴∴∴∴∴∴∴∴∴∴∴∴∴∴∴∴∴∴∴∴∴∴∴∴∴∴∴∴∴∴∴∴∴∴∴∴∴∴∴∴∴∴∴∴ #miniaturephotography #obsessedatfirstsight #dogwalk #pickupyourdogshit #lovethispic #photoshopped #knockoff #legoinspiration #toysinaction #artphotography #likethis #nextpurchase #formyartcollection #artistsoninstagram #paintapicture #forme #formorepics #visithiswebsite https://www.samsofy.fr/

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Waiting at the #postoffice, behind endless lines of people, is THE WORST...unless you're me today! 📦📪📦📪📦 Drove 30+ miles roundtrip & still more time efficient than #usps trips in #thecity. ∴∴∴∴∴∴∴∴∴∴∴∴∴∴∴∴∴∴∴∴∴∴∴∴∴∴∴∴∴∴∴∴∴∴∴ #smalltown #countrylife #expresslane #outonthetown #mailbox #delivery #blessed #sendandreceive #inpublic #sorrydoc #breakingtherules #healingathome #hashtags (at US Post Office)

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Found daily reads perfectly positioned on the bed, after waking from unplanned #eveningnap. 🌀Mad b/c I'm #awake at midnight on a Tuesday. 🌀Glad b/c I'm certain to enjoy #reading as I struggle to #sleep. 💤💤💤💤💤💤💤💤💤💤💤💤💤💤💤💤 • • • #latenight #books #strikeapose #planner #magazine #dictionary #fashion #essentialoils #herbs #healing #potionsmaster #witchesofinstagram #wordporn #fashion #solange #research #writing #blogging #perfectingmycraft (at Old Country Church)

[fabulouslyawkwardgirl]

These colorful stones w/carved #woodlandcreatures are stunning! Anyone familiar with similar work? They were a gift to my father from his sister (my fabulous aunt @betharnold99) & I want more! 💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎 💎💎💎 • • • • • #question #answers #helpme #art #semipreciousstone #crafts #deer #turkey #pheasant #unique #lookingformore #minerals #rockart #gorgeous #centerpiece #conversationpiece #hashtagsfordays (at Arkansas)

[fabulouslyawkwardgirl]

Spending life with a little dog, summering outdoors & wintering by a fireplace; all while struggling daily w/issues, like preferring to be as naked as social norms allow, made worse by not owning any clothing quite spacious enough for that ass...Of course,I’m not a #1950s #plussize #pinup named #Hilda. She has been my #spiritanimal for 10yrs today, plus let’s be real, I'm somewhat an expert on that lifestyle. #dwaynebryers #chubbychaser #artist #wouldbe #mysoulmate #diedbeforeiwasborn #fabulouslyawkwardgirl

[fabulouslyawkwardgirl]

In honor of my darling Drew's 30th year & last week of his birthday month, I give you a photo of the card I sent my uncle for his 67ish world entry anniversary. As if I needed an excuse to tag you in this...🕺🏻#gaybirthday #bestcardever #the70s #mensfashion's #bestdecade (at Disco Tech)

[fabulouslyawkwardgirl]

Anyone have a picture more #2005 than this one!?? Doubt it. 🔸🔸🔸🔸🔸🔸🔸🔸🔸🔸🔸🔸🔸🔸🔸🔸🔸🔸🔸🔸🔸🔸🔸🔸 #toogoodtowaitfortbt #myseniorprom #iwon #2000something #queenoftheeyeroll #wasntpromqueenthough #ispy #flipphone #acrylicnails #frenchmanicure #cubiczirconia #starnecklace #orangeisthenewtan #rememberwhen #tanningbeds #rhinestonebobbypins #updo #halfuphalfdown #halfcrimped #halfstraight #chihair #silverlame #beadedpurse #sparkly

[fabulouslyawkwardgirl]

True story. 〰〰〰〰〰〰〰My Newsfeed wants me to think all my friends are #gettingmarried, #havingbabies, & live posting every f*cking detail. I'm still just #healingathome, roiding out, & being #bubblegirl. • • • • • #blowingupmynewsfeed #engagements #weddings #friendswithkids #selfies #stillsick #bonemarrowfailure #gettingbettereveryday #noimmunesystemnosociallife #cantwaittobebetter #illbeback #blowingupyourfeed #postmore #gypsylife #tinderella #adventures #travels #soon

[fabulouslyawkwardgirl]

Rereading The Hobbit again for the umteenth time, but reading my 50th anniversary edition for the first time. Loving all the special notes and #tolkien illustrations! • • • #crazysaturday #fireside #reading #thehobbit #lotr #nerd

[fabulouslyawkwardgirl]

It is amazing any of the previous generations survived with this kind of #advertising. What will today's ads look like to future people?

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Found this weird photo shoot from a Club Rodman night in 2009. We are sexy...kind of. #notreally #dominatrix #wtf #memories #fbf (at Little Rock, Arkansas)

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I had to share another Thailand memory from 3 years ago in hopes of giving you some #tuesdaymotivation. This is not the cover of a self-published romance novel. This was my gorgeous view on a boat ride to Railay Beach. I was the only female in sight. It was glorious. #takemeback #thisiswhatdreamsaremadeof #loveboat #buttcheeks #abs (at Railay Beach, Krabi, Thailand)

[fabulouslyawkwardgirl]

I hope this is me someday. #lifegoals #puppets #spiritanimal