The Party Hat's Tumbly-whatsit

The Mystical Pillow Bunker

[sherlocking-out-loud]

for anyone in the UK, needing to access discord and unable or unwilling to provide an ID:

[thalassous]

as someone with experience in the discord console, unfortunately they made it a little trickier than just ctrl + shift + i about four years ago, i believe.

specifically what you're going to want to do is find settings.json in %appdata%/discord or the mac equivalent which is found with finder > go > go to folder. there is a setting there titled "DANGEROUS_ENABLE_DEVTOOLS_ONLY_ENABLE_IF_YOU_KNOW_WHAT_YOURE_DOING": and if it is not, copy and paste "DANGEROUS_ENABLE_DEVTOOLS_ONLY_ENABLE_IF_YOU_KNOW_WHAT_YOURE_DOING": true into the .json and then, only then you can do crtl + shift + i or command + option + i on mac.

best of luck!

[thesplendidsnout]

So. ^THIS^ extra-step guide totally works!

When you've enabled dev tools and opened Discord's console, input THIS code:

Object.values(webpackChunkdiscord_app.push([[Symbol()],{},r=>r.c])).find(x => x?.exports?.default?.__proto__?.getCurrentUser).exports.default.getCurrentUser().ageVerificationStatus = 3;

[vexwerewolf]

My bad, I should've been clearer.

so, what I heard was that it got changed from "cycling reverts an NHP back to its "Birth" State" to "Cycling is a kind of therapy for NHPS to prevent cascading" which sounds wrong, and I wanna know if it is. thats about it.

We have it on good authority from Tom that cycling does not kill an NHP or revert it.

[fabulouspartyhat]

Huh, shit, okay wild. I'm gonna have to hunt that text down thank you.

[shutyourmoustache]

So you don’t have to watch the video every time you need one of these hacks immediately:

1. If you feel nauseated, smell rubbing alcohol.

2. If you feel like throwing up, start humming.

3. If you have a runny nose, put your tongue to the roof of your mouth and press your thumb to your forehead for about 20 seconds.

4. If you have a headache, pinch the webbing between your fingers and rub it back and forth for about 1 minute.

5. If you’re lightheaded from standing up too quickly, clench your butt cheeks.

6. If your arm’s dead/has the pins and needles feeling, rock your head back and forth.

7. If you need to pee badly, think of sex to trick your brain and relieve the pressure.

8. If you have a migraine, stick your hands in ice water.

9. If you wanna calm your racing heart, blow on your thumb.

[natandacat]

If you’re lightheaded while standing up, opening and closing your fists is also something to do. Also try stretching before getting up!

(These are vasovagal syncope tricks, to get the blood pumping where it should be)

[shutyourmoustache]

Thanks for adding another hack!

I used the humming one when I randomly started dry heaving today, and that shit worked so fast!👌🏼

[bunkey]

notice how everyone is horny today

[bunkey]

[incorrect-dnd-classes]

Artificer: my science experiments are soo ethical. u can trust me bc i wear glasses btw

[justcatposts]

Every year a bobcat mama gives birth to a litter of kittens on my roof. I set up a camera this time around. 

(Source)

[takineko]

[supreme-leader-stoat]

Youth fascination with technology

[midnightmoonday]

universal mom noises of get the fuck down from there

[allstrangenature]

I can barely contain myself right now

holy shit

HOLY SHIT

[27dragons]

holy CRAP.

Artists, creators, students, and researchers of all types, take note:

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There is a lot wrong with the world at the moment, but the Smithsonian… the Smithsonian is right.

[excalirebagel]

Being trans is literally like going “I got a tattoo of a cat bc they are my favorite animal :)” and then a nationwide movement is created to go “but do you have proof that cats are your favorite animal? If we don’t have objective proof that cats are your favorite animal how can we know it’s okay to let you permanently alter your body? We should make tattoo parlors illegal because people might get tattoos of things that aren’t their actual favorite animal” like you realize you all sound insane right

[penny-anna]

Doc Brown: the most important thing my friend Marty taught me is that you don't have to be the gender you were assigned at birth. You can merely say, 'no thank you'.

Doc Brown: in view of that, I have decided to simply no longer have a gender. it's just too much work and I don't want one.

Doc Brown: 'are you a man or a woman' I am, first and foremost, a scientist.

Marty, in the background: far out

[effemimaniac]

this is so fucked lmfao imagine just eating a bunch of spinach then suddenly you're in the midst of intense hallucinatory delirium. aussie popeye is gonna be off the shits.

[powerburial]

ive been waiting for an event like this my whole life. knowing this is even possible is lifting my spirits

[czesca]

[yiffmaster]

26 year old twinks in truck stops

[unawakening-float07]

54 year old married straight truck drivers

[smegmafactory]

Your 43 year old family dentist

[retarde]

my 36 year old ass

[madderhatter]

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[mishapeep]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

I love tumblr.

[cipheramnesia]

I bet if a mushroom could lap water out of your hand with a tongue that a gently drinking mushroom tongue on your hand would be the softest and gentlest thing.

[saint-batrick]

jesus christ, i experienced brief but severe grief over not actually being able to experience this.

[cipheramnesia]

I think it would feel like a lizard tongue but I've never had a lizard drink out of my hand either, and thus the whole thing remains conceptually elusive.

[hypercam2-mp4]

this put such a vivid image in my head i needed to make it real as soon as i got home

[cipheramnesia]

This makes me indescribably overjoyed.

[xenosagaepisodeone]

Submerging an Italian in olive oil like you would an Evangelion pilot in LCL so they can operate at maximum psychological capacity

[santa-destroy-deactivated202211]

this is what my bellisima mama did to me when i was but a six year old little bambine and now im so unbelievably fucked up

[ifrits-deactivated20210804]

yeah ill reblog that

[yekkes]

Good for them

[yekkes]

Just using these tags to point out that yes, David Bronner is the grandchild of the original Dr. Bronner, Emanuel Bronner, who was a German-Jewish soap maker. He escaped the Holocaust after his parents were murdered at Auschwitz and Terezin and survived institutionalization and torture in an Insane Asylum after coming to America. He had a very difficult life to say the least but was very passionate about the products that he made! He passed in 1997 at 99-years-old. And now his company is being run by his trans grandchild, David. 🏳️‍⚧️

[slightly-gay-pogohammer]

just daisy calls mario and it’s to ask him why he sounds so white

[slightly-gay-pogohammer]

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