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Friendly Reminder
That this is no longer my main blog. I haven’t been on here in a week. You can find me at Pamdizzle. :) If you have tips for how to migrate a fandom blog, I’m all ears, just send the message to Pamdizzle ^^ Thanks. :)
Tumblr Purge
As I feared, facemeetpalm was kept marked as an NSFW blog which makes me unsearchable and my posts invisible to anyone that doesn’t already follow me there soooooo…
I will be predominantly on this blog from here on out. Thanks to all of you that have already followed me over <3
If you haven’t already, my updates for ongoing fic and new fics will be posted to this blog now.
Welp, here we are. If we’re mutuals or you’re following this blog for updates to on-going fic, @pamdizzle is now the primary.
Reblogging for the morning crew. <3
Tumblr Purge
As I feared, facemeetpalm was kept marked as an NSFW blog which makes me unsearchable and my posts invisible to anyone that doesn’t already follow me there soooooo…
I will be predominantly on this blog from here on out. Thanks to all of you that have already followed me over <3
If you haven’t already, my updates for ongoing fic and new fics will be posted to this blog now.
Welp, here we are. If we’re mutuals or you’re following this blog for updates to on-going fic, @pamdizzle is now the primary.
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this is amazing I’m so thankful it didn’t end up with anyone dying or else I’d cry myself to sleep
This art makes me feel all warm and fuzzy
I was waiting for death, such a relief to have finally leave something on a high note.
Reblog if you are too. Im sure a heck am
I’m not coming online for the 17th in protest but I’ll still be on this hellsite for as long as my friends are
Omg
me every month: has my period AGAIN
me every month:
Welllllllllllllll periods suck(trust me, I was emotionally close with a woman, in fact close enough to feel her goddamn periods. Fuck I fucking hated it, men, don’t get that attached. Be supportive, feed her ice cream and whatever else she asks for, but don’t get attached enough to feel them. It’s not worth it.
Anyway, I hate to be callous but that’s just your body telling you to hurry up and get pregnant. Of course birth control also makes them not as bad, depending on what kind. Of course you find out that there’s more kinds of birth control than there are types of oil, which is a pain. There are more period blood containment things(yes, tht includes tampons, pads, cups, etc.) than there are types of oil according to my dad who actually knows his shit about the oil,saying there’s like 4 types.(Yes, talking about motor oil here)
So ladies, find what’s right for you. Ask a doctor. Test some different period things out. It’s for your own good
What the FUCK are you talking about
I thought I couldn’t fucking read for a minute
Did. This guy just. Assume women didnt. Know that. Did he just mansplain periods
Did he imply that he could actually feel someone else’s period??¿¿?
MOTOR OIL??????
Dove chocolate and Dove soap are two different companies who havent sued each other because they have different trademarks lol
Damn and I really all this time just thought dove (the soap people) had a meeting one day and were just like “…. we might fuck around and make some chocolate”
^literally what I thought
Unless they were both in the same industry, then they could sue but I’m pretty sure neither of them can trademark the word ‘Dove’ in general. Only if another soap or chocolate company came around and was all, yeah, dove, we will now also be called dove also selling this here same product as you. Then, suing could be done.
That’s why a lot of local companies share the same name but don’t sue one another because they operate in completely different industries. Green Meadows is popular, Cisco (one sells seeds, the other tech), Paragon, Crest, etc., the list goes on. Think about it, the world is full of companies, there’s no way there aren’t going to be repeaters lol
*shows up 15 months late with starbucks* anyway here’s my vine compilation
Fuck, Millennials are fucking hilarious
I always feel better about youths after a good vine comp.
t-t-t-t-t-target!!!!!
“Do you speak any Japanese?”
“I’m Chinese I don’t speak any-”
“‘Cause if you do, I’ll sleep with you right now.”
“MITSUBISHI, TOYOTA”
“Bitch cone get me, not only is he ugly but his dishes talk!” “Who you talking to Belle?” “Uh… No one…. bitch that was his plate!”
Ffuuuuuuuuuuuccccckkkkkk
Warning: generalizations are used liberally below. Mentally preface all statements with in general and dont yell at me. For purposes of definition, standard is meant only in terms of familiarity and the intent of the distinction is solely to indicate something a reader…
So freaking interesting and detailed and all-around useful and informative!
The title made me Nervous As Fuck, but it’s actually a very interesting read.
Here are the main parts:
In the author’s experience, the 1-2-3 fingers ‘preparation’ thing that we all know and love (and happens in 99% of fics) isn’t done by gay men. It’s important to be relaxed and go slow, then take a minute to adjust - but the idea of ‘stretching’ with fingers isn’t recognised. (According to the author. There’s some fighting in the comments. He adds that written fingering is hot - it shouldn’t be wiped from fanfiction by any means - but it should instead be embraced as a pleasurable sex act of its own, rather than a mandatory stage of all anal sex ever.)
Anal sex without preparation and lube isn’t actually going to cripple you. It’s commonly done, especially by long term partners, and frankly it can be part of the appeal.
I’m so guilty of this. I’m sorry, End Game Myc, I didn’t know. Continuing sex after the bottom has come is generally very unpleasant and uncomfortable. It’s also seen as bad etiquette and very selfish.
Cock rings don’t stop you coming. They prolong an erection, sometimes even after coming.
The prostate isn’t a ‘press for pleasure’ button. It doesn’t produce an immediate shower of stars. Like all sexual pleasure, it builds gradually and needs sustained stimulation.
Coming after two or three tugs of the cock shouldn’t be written as ‘standard’, even if the character has been on the edge for a while. It generally takes longer. Ten seconds is given as a ‘minimum’.
Male orgasm isn’t really heat - it’s pressure - and it’s located more in the groin than in the belly.
The slit at the end of a man’s cock isn’t that sensitive. The frenulum (underneath the head) is the sensitive bit. There’s also no large vein on the underside of a penis, and it certainly doesn’t swell up.
Apparently we can make more of a thing out of pre-come. It’s normal for there to be loads of it. (Hurray?)
There’s more discussion, personal experiences and arguing in the comments.
I’d love to pioneer the “fingering isn’t necessary” campaign - but I know that the first fic I post without dutiful fingering will get at least twenty comments explaining to me how anuses work (i.e., they’re elastic and need to be stretched.)
I’m a cis woman, but I’ve had my share of anal sex and I’ve been campaigning that fingering isn’t necessary for years. Lube up, start slow, relax, and you can insert a penis without any prior prep.
Anuses don’t so much “stretch” as “dilate.” And if you’re experienced, you have some control over the muscle. I’ve even had anal sex without lube, and while I wouldn’t necessarily recommended that, it was not particularly painful and I certainly didn’t bleed or anything. There’s such a thing as rectal mucous. It’s not at all like vaginal lubrication, but a rectum isn’t totally dry. It definitely helped that my partner was uncircumcised (which will be true of most UK/European characters) and we weren’t using condoms. Foreskins reduce friction and condoms add it, so, I wouldn’t recommend unlubricated anal sex except in those circumstances.
The “one finger, two finger, three finger fuck” trope annoys me and I never write it. My characters usually just get down to the anal intercourse if that’s what’s on the menu. Or, if I do write prep, it usually involves butt plugs or rimming, since I like those things and I dislike fingering. I’ve never had anyone lecture me in the comments about how anuses work (and if they did I’d tell them where to stick it, literally).
Reading along, and then fingering...oh hell no.
I think that all depends on experience and preference. Personally, I prefer to be fingered. I had a boyfriend in high school that tried to dry entry my ass all nice and slow like—nope. Being fingered, personally helps me get relaxed and greases the wheels so to speak. Dry fucking is all fine and well, if you’re into that, but my own personal experience is that lube can be generously applied or lightly applied to achieve more or less pressure/friction, but there’s no good reason to go without aside from preference. The muscles of the anus ARE more sensitive than those of the vagina, you CAN hurt yourself if you aren’t careful, but I’ve never read a fic where a bottom walked away crippled, I feel like that’s an exaggeration of what most fics describe as a mild tenderness. Or, maybe y’all are reading some weird ass shit. I don’t know.
I mean, I know, OP and article writer say not to stop the fingering but honestly, just because something isn’t necessary every time doesn’t mean you have to skip it.
Fingering is a great way to get a lover worked up; my husband loves it. The prostrate is a gland, it swells over time with stimulation and arousal, and I’m always happy when there’s a post going around sharing this knowledge. There’s a whole generation of folks that grew up with American Pie and think it’s a button thanks to Stifler. Lol.
I just...look, informational posts like this are great but everyone’s body is different. Yes, some basic generalizations can be made but the only wrong way to have sex is by having sex that doesn’t feel good to you or your partner.
When your music producer wants you to raise the bar…#KnowYourPresidents
OOOOOOOOOOWWWW THIS SHIT FIYAAAHH!!
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fandom is so weird you never know how old anyone is but you just kinda assume most of them are around your age until proven otherwise and then one day someone is talking about their 9 year old kid on your dash and another person is saying they just finished 10th grade. wild.
reblog and tag with your age, so your mutuals know
that one really eloquent australian dude getting arrested for dining and dashing is my idol tbh
this guy
I feel like this guy is an English nobleman from 100 years ago sent into the future and didn’t think he had to pay for food because of his status
AND YOU SIR?????
ARE YOU WAITING TO RECEIVE MY LIMP PENIS??????
christ i just cannot stop thinking about this video. every word out of this man’s lips is delivered with such majesty and grace that you almost forget he’s screaming about his dick after refusing to pay for a meal
if you dont talk like this guy we cant be together
i just did a cursory google on him and he was apparently a former chess grand master and hungarian “of noble birth”, heavy emphasis on my “apparently”. he did definitely do this a lot because this was his 54th time dining and dashing. after paying a fine for this he did it again the next week
Actually some people close to him chess community say it’s not him.
This guy looks a bit like him and committed the same crime but I have no idea who this guy actually is.
“It’s your show, Jim. Mi casa es su casa.”
Robin Lord Taylor (2018)
WE DID IT, KIDS
