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[whitealbum]

does anyone else feel like we need to raise the standard for writing quality across all mediums like right now

[garbagequeer]

if i was sam winchester i would have at least kept drinking demon blood on occasion to bust out some magic tricks. sam and dean are always like this fight is so bad this fight is so dangerous we only have our brotherly bond and our fists. plus our gay friend. well give the boy drugs then

[beepbeepblerp]

noooo bc like i laughed so hard when i rewatched lazarus rising yesterday, dean's plugging his ears, shivering on the floor, meanwhile i'm picturing cas just being like "heyyy it's meee it's castieellll hellooo?? i'm an angel of the loooordddd??? i gripped you tight and stuuuuff can you hear meeee???? hiiiiiii i raised you from perditionnnnn" 2 or 3 times before deciding alright this bitch's deaf as fuck i gotta get down there real close and personal

[funfettitoonz]

father mulcahy - the boxer by simon and garfunkel

[kellyeswife]

there truly is no show like mash. the main character lineup in season 1 is a groucho marx fanboy who reads nudist magazines and can't stop making puns, his roommate the cheating husband but it's okay because he's blond, their other roommate who probably has the constitution and the army rules and regulations memorised and doesn't understand a word of them, the woman he's cheating on his wife with who he's convinced himself doesn't count somehow because she's married to the army, their commanding officer who keeps fishing lures on his hat and hooks his finger every time he salutes, the possibly psychic teenager who listens in on the co's calls when he's not busy racing bugs, a guy trying so hard to get out of the army on grounds of mental instability he's eating a jeep and cross dressing, and the boxer army chaplain who somehow gets along better with the first guy than anyone else here because at least he can appreciate a joke.

[stillwastingmytimereading]

Watching criminal minds, when all of a sudden, Constantine shows up

[chili-mac-and-cheese]

You should watch M*A*S*H! We've got characters such as

Drunk coquettish mpreg fan

Jessie team rocket

One punch pastor

ohio cross dresser

Guy who loves sinning

horse girl grandpa

Telepathetic teen

if 'gone fishin' was a person

Tim Robinson but worse

Gambling psychologist

40 year old Draco Malfoy

and BJ Hunnicutt

[stars-bean]

M*A*S*H | 4.19 - "Some 38th Parallels"

[jecroisatoi]

im once again feeling totally normal about father francis mulcahy. hes an ex-boxer. he consoles kids when theyre dying. he has a temper. he has one regular at his mass every sunday. he goes to the black market for medicine and lies about it to the colonel. he gets in on hawkeye's jokes. he loves his sister and wants her to be happy. he performed an emergency tracheotomy while being guided through a poorly signalled radio. he indirectly lies to his closest friends about being deaf so they wont worry about him. he crams himself in a jeep with like 20 women because hawkeye asked him to. he learns how to perform a bris by contacting a rabbi on a navy ship for a soldier's son. he gets drunk before a mass about alcohol abstinence because he's so nervous about speaking in front of an audience. he sends himself to the front line against orders because he feels useless and wants to make a difference. he wins almost every poker game he plays so he can send the money to the orphanage. he feels like he does nothing around camp when he's actually the biggest support for everyone there. im normal about him i promise

[funfettitoonz]

father mulcahy - the boxer by simon and garfunkel

[kellyeswife]

there truly is no show like mash. the main character lineup in season 1 is a groucho marx fanboy who reads nudist magazines and can't stop making puns, his roommate the cheating husband but it's okay because he's blond, their other roommate who probably has the constitution and the army rules and regulations memorised and doesn't understand a word of them, the woman he's cheating on his wife with who he's convinced himself doesn't count somehow because she's married to the army, their commanding officer who keeps fishing lures on his hat and hooks his finger every time he salutes, the possibly psychic teenager who listens in on the co's calls when he's not busy racing bugs, a guy trying so hard to get out of the army on grounds of mental instability he's eating a jeep and cross dressing, and the boxer army chaplain who somehow gets along better with the first guy than anyone else here because at least he can appreciate a joke.

[soft-october-night]

[kellyeswife]

there truly is no show like mash. the main character lineup in season 1 is a groucho marx fanboy who reads nudist magazines and can't stop making puns, his roommate the cheating husband but it's okay because he's blond, their other roommate who probably has the constitution and the army rules and regulations memorised and doesn't understand a word of them, the woman he's cheating on his wife with who he's convinced himself doesn't count somehow because she's married to the army, their commanding officer who keeps fishing lures on his hat and hooks his finger every time he salutes, the possibly psychic teenager who listens in on the co's calls when he's not busy racing bugs, a guy trying so hard to get out of the army on grounds of mental instability he's eating a jeep and cross dressing, and the boxer army chaplain who somehow gets along better with the first guy than anyone else here because at least he can appreciate a joke.

[stillwastingmytimereading]

Her pointe shoes were stained with blood at first, and then later on with dust, when she raised her son the best way she knew how.

She watched him take his first steps, thought 'maybe he'll be a good dancer, someday.'

Years down the line he'd go on to say that no one cares about ballet anymore anyhow.

[badjokesbyjeff]

English to become the official EU language 

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility. 

As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English". 

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter. 

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. 

Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. 

Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away. 

By the 4th yer peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v". 

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl. 

Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi TU understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru. 

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas. 

[stillwastingmytimereading]

Haven't written or posted a fanfic in while, but I'm baaaaaack.

Have any of you thought of how the Mamma mia movie would go down if Harry Bright fell in love with Sky, aka Sophie's fiancé? No? I didn't either, until like a month ago, and then the idea didn't wanna leave my head until I wrote it down so like...

Here's the first chapter: Gimme a man

Hope you enjoy, let me know what you think <3

[stillwastingmytimereading]

Idk if any of y'all got dragged into the Regina/Rodrick ship as well, but I gave in after a bit and wrote a little fanfic. Title Nothing freaky about my mean diaries, and it's on my Ao3 right now.