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Her pointe shoes were stained with blood at first, and then later on with dust, when she raised her son the best way she knew how.
She watched him take his first steps, thought 'maybe he'll be a good dancer, someday.'
Years down the line he'd go on to say that no one cares about ballet anymore anyhow.
English to become the official EU language
The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.
As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".
In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.
In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.
Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.
By the 4th yer peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".
During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi TU understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.
Haven't written or posted a fanfic in while, but I'm baaaaaack.
Have any of you thought of how the Mamma mia movie would go down if Harry Bright fell in love with Sky, aka Sophie's fiancé? No? I didn't either, until like a month ago, and then the idea didn't wanna leave my head until I wrote it down so like...
Here's the first chapter: Gimme a man
Hope you enjoy, let me know what you think <3
Idk if any of y'all got dragged into the Regina/Rodrick ship as well, but I gave in after a bit and wrote a little fanfic. Title Nothing freaky about my mean diaries, and it's on my Ao3 right now.
There are two types of writers:
1. 'It's fiction, it doesn't need to make sense!'
2. 'I didn't account for the rotation of the planet and how that affects the constalations while my characters stargazed at different times of year, I have failed as a writer, and this entire thing is trash'
Screaming, crying, throwing up, because why tf is it so hard to publish a book. So far I've queried at least 20 agents/publishers, out of which 8 have rejected me or just straight up ghosted me and never replied. It's been over a year since I finished writing a book and still nothing positive happened.
Why did i ever start writing. This is such a mess and i hate it. The pen and paper are my lovers and we have a toxic love-hate relationship.
You know what I love about Jurassic World? That it makes the "We won't make the same mistakes again- No, this time you're making totally new ones" quote entirely come true. Jurassic Park failed because they put dangerous animals they hardly knew anything about in a theme park setting and thought they could control them- and then, surprised pikachu face, it turned out they couldn't. But the point is, they actually learned from it. In Jurassic World, they knew more about the animals, their wants and needs, their natural behaviour, and designed the park around it. They didn't try to control the animals in situations where they couldn't, and focused on avoiding these situations and keeping everything in a setting where they actually COULD keep them under control. And it worked AMAZINGLY WELL. While Jurassic Park already failed when it was still under construction, Jurassic World opened its gates for the public. Hell, they were able to allow people to go canoeing next to sauropodes without having a single accident. The park was open for a long time and was incredibly successful. And then, they decided to create a new spectacular dinosaur just out of pure spite. They didn't know what kind of animal they were creating, and neither they cared. And then, shocker!, said animal destroyed Jurassic World because no one could predict how it would behave.
Jurassic Park is not a series about the dangers of bioengineering. It is a series about how capitalist greed turns bioengineering into a catastrophe.
Just rewatched Epic (2013) and came up with a rare ship. Bomba (MK's father) x Ronin. Hear me out here.
Bomba would be obsessed with him, not only cause Ronin is hot af but also cause he absolutely loves the whole culture and world of the Leaf men and everything to do with it.
They would be chilling on the couch (we image that they're both the same size okay), and Ronin just wants to cuddle or make out or something along those lines, but Bomba keeps asking him things like "oh but what are your helmets made out of? Have you thought of using acorn shells instead? and what about your boots? and your coat? and-" meanwhile Ronin is just "the leaf works better than acorn, I can show you a few later, but i was promised a kiss, was i not?" "yes yes of course, but just a few more things..."
Ronin would be exasperated but also so in love with Bomba's special interest, which is essentially him. And then later, at night, he shows him another special thing.
That's all thank you
Decided to watch House and the first faces I see are Teresa Lisbon and Emma Swan
happily married old men (you bet that got dean blushing)
once again asking WHAT is all this then
Being ace and hot is a nightmare sometimes, I met this guy in my neighborhood, we live literally 200m away from each other, he's funny and witty and a genuine delight to talk to, and YESTERDAY he makes it clear he's flirting so now I'm trying to figure out how to turn him down and also throw my single friends at him because he really is a great catch, but I don't eat fish so he's wasted on me.
So now I have to figure out how to say 'I think, based on your tastes, I have some girlfriends you might like and they'd love to take you home, doggy walking same time next week?' in human speak.
Task failed abysmally, I'm having a threesome on Tuesday. My job is to look pretty and hand over the props.
That was fun, amd I learned some things about myself! Namely that I would make an excellent scantly-clad servant bowing to a sadistic evil queen. 10/10 would do it again.
Please stop reblogging this, if it ends up on Tiktok some teenybopper is gonna call me bad ace representation.
you hate the destiel ai generated kisses because it takes away attention from fandom creators. I hate the destiel ai generated kisses because I don't think kids these days should just get to see destiel kiss whenever they want. they should have to suffer like I did.
D❤️P
contrary to popular belief i actually think claire would be the parent who makes driving lessons very fun. when we see owen driving it's very normal and forgettable. owen would be very strict about it like this is a big machine maisie and you have to respect that. it's multiple tons. one crash and it's over. speed limits exist for a reason. yada yada. but every instance we have of claire driving is her violating every rule in the book so driving with her would be like maisie cut that guy off. maisie honk at him thats the most stupid turn i've ever seen. yeah you can make that yellow light just slam it. there's a reason why she is the designated get away driver not him. she has road rage.
ive always causally referred to maisie as a “baby butch” but it’s just occurred to me that I’ve never actually discussed how dominion codes her as masculine.
when we first meet her, she’s doing a “masculine” task: chopping wood. she’s doing a task associated with masculinity and the masculine quality of strength. it’s physical, almost ranch-esq labor that would be expected more so from an eldest son than a daughter. this is a pattern that continues on.
maisie is an outdoors kid. she rides her bike around town and, in the extended cut, can be seen buying fish tackle. another traditional “son” esq hobby. when she’s sitting by the campfire with owen, they’re talking about knife fights and tricks. more traditionally masculine-coded actions. it reads very much like father-son bonding in a purely traditional gender roles type of way. she’s not the traditional girly daughter.
maisie is a child who takes after her father, the Masculine one. she has a special bond with a raptor, and copies his training techniques. rather than joining claire and ellie on the “girls” mission to the control room, she joins alan and owen on the “boys” trip to deal with the dinosaur.
maisie is very much still a Teenage Girl but she also takes on many aspects of the Eldest Son archetype. she follows in her father’s footsteps more than her mothers. she tries to copy his mannerisms (like with the knife scene). her mother is her emotional support and confidant, but her father is who she’s shown having the most in common with in terms of interests and hobbies
